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ojd (m)
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A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey and butter.)
Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it .
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her Dad, or should I?"
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diddy4 (m)
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;d ;d ;d ;d :d
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kajad (m)
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tell her what? don't tell me its what i m thinking
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ojd (m)
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 [sub][/sub]common say it out
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Blackbuddy
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What do you mean, "tell her what"? Tell her that the cockroach is one of their friends and for stomping it, she'll do with the father's "cock" for a week, dummy!
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Z4M4eva (f)
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Ace Joke. I love it. 
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pascal (m)
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this is very interesting 
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xdos (m)
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kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell ur dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd, Thank God the man no kill pussycat, 
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spikelord (m)
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PUSSYCAT?  My God, Body no be firewood oh!
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gentleaura (m)
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See another little Johnny here oo, wetin concern the boy? hahahahahahah
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ojd (m)
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kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell your dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd, Thank God the man no kill pussycat,  Guy, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?
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seductive (f)
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thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xdos (m)
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Man, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?
 na y I come say thank God? thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatz rotten? 
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spikelord (m)
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pussy cat!!! haha
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