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ojd (m)
Tell Her Now!
« on: April 03, 2006, 01:19 PM »

A boy and his father were playing catch in the
front yard when the boy saw a honey bee.  He ran
over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and
stomped it. 

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for
breakfast.  The boy ate his plain toast
(no honey and butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove.
His mother stomped it .

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you
going to tell her Dad, or should I?"
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #1 on: April 03, 2006, 01:20 PM »

 Smiley  Grin Grin Wink
diddy4 (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #2 on: April 03, 2006, 01:24 PM »

 ;d  ;d  ;d  ;d  :d
kajad (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #3 on: April 03, 2006, 04:03 PM »

tell her what?  Huh  don't tell me its what i m thinking
ojd (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #4 on: April 03, 2006, 04:32 PM »

 Wink [sub][/sub]common say it out
Blackbuddy
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #5 on: April 03, 2006, 04:56 PM »

What do you mean, "tell her what"? Tell her that the cockroach is one of their friends and for stomping it, she'll do with the father's "cock" for a week, dummy!
Z4M4eva (f)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #6 on: April 03, 2006, 06:33 PM »

Ace Joke. I love it. Cheesy
pascal (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #7 on: April 03, 2006, 10:04 PM »

this is very interesting  Grin
Gridlock (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #8 on: April 03, 2006, 10:53 PM »

omg! u guys are cracking me up!
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
xdos (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #9 on: April 14, 2006, 05:50 PM »

kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing,  how dare u tell ur dad that during our own time,  a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat,  Grin Grin Grin
spikelord (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #10 on: April 14, 2006, 10:50 PM »

PUSSYCAT?Huh My God, Body no be firewood oh!
gentleaura (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #11 on: April 15, 2006, 05:34 AM »

See another little Johnny here oo, wetin concern the boy? hahahahahahah
lauryn (f)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #12 on: April 16, 2006, 03:38 PM »

interesting
ojd (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #13 on: April 17, 2006, 11:26 AM »

Quote from: xdos on April 14, 2006, 05:50 PM
kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell your dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat, Grin Grin Grin


Guy, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?
seductive (f)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #14 on: April 18, 2006, 01:11 AM »

thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xdos (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #15 on: May 02, 2006, 06:04 PM »

Quote from: ojd on April 17, 2006, 11:26 AM

Man, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?

 Grin  Grin na y I come say thank God?

Quote from: seductive on April 18, 2006, 01:11 AM
thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatz rotten?  Undecided
spikelord (m)
Re: Tell Her Now!
« #16 on: May 06, 2006, 08:44 PM »

pussy cat!!! haha
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