Nigerian Hell

A  NIGERIAN DIES AND GO TO HELL
A Nigerian died in a car crash in Lagos and went straight to hell; he was greeted by Satan who asked him what nationality he belongs to while on earth. He responded. “I was a Nigerian “. Satan then asks his assistants to take him to the Nigerian hell. But the Nigerian upon the hearing that is a Nigerian hell, he asked Satan. “Wait, you mean you mean each country has its own hell? Satan responded,” yes.” Then the Nigerian asked to be sent straight to the American hell without further delay thinking the conditions in the American hell are better than those in the Nigerian hell. When he got to the American hell, he found it empty and wondered if the Americans that died went heaven. As he was thinking, he saw an American and decided to ask him the following questions:
Nigerian:” Excuse me, what is going on in the American hell?
American: “well, its punishment round the clock. It’s really bad.”
Nigerian: “what do you mean by that?”
American: “well, first you will be put on a bed of very sharp nails for one hour, then you will be sent to the electric chair for twelve hours and for the remaining eleven hours you will be blind folded and whipped by the American devil with horse whip. The whole routine is repeated the next day. The Nigerian pondered at this and concluded that the American hell was not for him. He then went to the British hell and also found it almost empty. He pondered once again if the Briton who died went to heaven. But he thought that could not be true since they oppressed the whole world through colonization. Some how he manages to find a Briton and asked the same question he asked the American. To his amazement, he found out that the same treatment was melted out to those in the British hell. Confused and disappointed, the Nigerian immigrated to the French hell were he thought the conditions might be a lot more better given that French on earth love parties, etc but again his lots was disappointed when he heard that the punishment melted out to the America and British  hell were the same. Frustrated, he finally decided to go to the Nigerian hell. HABA ‘our hell must be better than the American, British and French hell,’ he said to himself. And so he started his long journey the Nigerian hell. As he took the corner that led to the gates, he was very surprised to find a line as long as ten miles, filled with people of all nationalities waiting to get into the Nigerian hell. He saw Americans, Germans, Britons, Canadians and many more waiting to enter the Nigerian hell. At this point the Nigerian lost it as he was buried in an unveil confusion. When he finally goes hold of him self, he spoke to one of the Americans waiting to get into the Nigerian hell and the following conversation took place:
Nigerian: “why are there so many people standing in the line into the Nigerian hell? I can only conclude that the punishment is lighter here.”
American: “No its not, the same punishment is carried out in the Nigerian hell as in the American hell.”
Nigerian: “if so why are there so many people standing to get into this hell? Why are you not in the American hell if you claim that the punishment is the same?” at this point, the American looked around to ensure that no one would hear what he was about to say and whispered to the Nigerian-“in the Nigerian hell there are no beds of nails as they have all been stolen by those Nigerians who were civil servant on earth. Also, the electric chair does not work because there is no electricity due to NEPA frequently taking light” but how about the Nigerian devil, he must be doing his job, asked the confused Nigerian. And the American responded- “the Nigerian devil was a member of the national assembly while he was on earth and so he just shows up, clocks in and disappears without whipping anyone.”

this shit is too long to fuukin read

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