The Board Meeting

lost at the position u occupy

DJCROOKY-   PRESIDENT

ITUEN-          VICE PRESIDENT

MIGINES-      DIRECTOR

TESSYBABY-  ASS DIRECTOR

CLEMCYKUL-TREASURER

FREEZY-        ASS TREASURER

KRONKYKAY- SECRETARY

TOPE_TEADR-PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

MR. TURKEY-ASS PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
SUGA_LIPS-RECEPTIONIST 1
SUSSY 1-    RECEPTIONIST 2

SHOWBOBO- GATEMAN AND ERRAND BOY






      please NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A WAY OF ABUSING ANY NAIRALANDER SO please NO HARD FEELING


IF UR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR HERE, IT MEANS THAT I RAN OUT O IDEAS OF POSITION, SO SIMPLY APPLY BY WRITING THE POSITION You WANT TO OCCUPY AND I WOULD EDIT IT

[tt][/tt]  METTING COMMENCING

[b][/b]GOOD MORING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN ,

WELCOME TO THE 1ST EVER NAIRALAND BOARD MEETING,


MATTERS ARISING

1-SHOBOBO'S RUDE BEHAVIOR AND AND ATTITUDE TOWARD NAIRALANDERS
2-SHOBOBO'S ESTRUCTION OF THREADS WITH HIS  BAD WORD.



EVERY ONE SHOULD LAY HIS OR HER POINT OF VIEW


NOTE- APPLICATION STIL OPEN

Lol, u don wait tire?



Ne way Ituen's recent venom spitting frustration

Ne way Ituen's recent venom spitting frustration

@migines
wahat do u mean by  that director

Lol. Of c0s the sexy ones re the receptionists.

sexy as u are u need to attract customers.
 but if u have a any other post in mind  tell me





don't woory no turkey would be in the menu because your presence in this meeting is needed

mr. president

i support this honourable board meeting of nairalanders you have put in place. I want to believe this is to better the stay of all on nairaland

but where there will be problem will be when the board won't put happy packs in place for its members

just joking - _{but serious though}.

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Lets start by the issue of members of this country (FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIRALAND) having multiple user ID.

PROBLEMX

    1 - Identifying the culprits
    2 - Decide on what to do to them
    3 - Getting seun's support when the accused refuses to delete the 2ND ID, in carrying out outright ban.
          i can block IP address from accessing this land - that's for later sha.

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                                                                                     TO ALL NLANDERS

                                                                                MAKE I USE PIDGIN HERE.

Abeg if you know say you get more than one ID for this place, abeg make you make this our work easy for us by sending your name and the user id u want

make we comot for any of the board members on YIM, AOL, MSN, ICQ, ichat or any one wey them dey use.

we go know as we go take tackle the situation, and at the same time, you are kept anonymous. you don't have to be crucified in the public.

make we all cooperate to carry this land forward. NAIRALAND TO GREATER HEIGHTS!

@krokykay
i agree with u , we would need the help of seun to accomplished this mission

i won't be surprised id this is another imposter trying to get trouble out of calm sea.

coookkkkoooo!

nothing more tosay to you.

i've got work to do

_{picks up the phone and speed dials suga}

can you please bring me the file on MR. SHOWBOBO "the vulgarian"

<sub>suga enters the office looking sexy as usual

licks lips!</sub>

please drop the file in the incoming tray on the floor

_{suga drops some moments of grace}

thank you so much

hehehehehe  

I LOVE THIS JOB!

@migines
  do not eat ur future he is the main course

@suglips
get us coffee, little sugar and more milk


  we still haven't said any thing on showbobo the vulgarian

Yeah, "djcrooky" and "kronkykay" luk alike at first site thats the law of the eyes<they contain almost the same letters>

@kronky
is that the work u came here to do?

@ dele

it's okay, but why are u even challenging the position in the first place.

everyone knows all the office holders here are just acting pending a proper election which may never come

this is Nigeria politics - it 5ucks bad.

@all

seun seems to be in a better postion to handle the fishing out of users with multiple id. most dumb ones will probably use the same mail addy to register

twice - i know the fools will hurry to edit their profiles.

fools are fools really. Incase you don't know, automated websites like this keeps logs for as long as the admin/webmaster wants, in this case seun.

so crooky you see, our first point of the problem lands on seun.

and incase they are not that dumb, ,,,,,,

we resort to using social engineering.

any further findings from any other person, something to help. anyone?

pellow nairalanders,having watched with hands akimbo at the state of affairs of the governance of this republic,i have come to a conclusion that what we really need is a supreme millitary council headed by me.i,as the head of government of THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIRALAND hereby dissolve  the present board and take over henceforth,i would announce members of my cabinet soon.thank you.
God bless me,God bless Nairalanders

Mr President please we have to follow up the owner of this ID
we need a committee of FBI or CIA  _{i will reflect on that later}

where the hell is the coffee or is it turkey break we are having now

don't worry tessy

iwajay and saucekid are on it

good morning ladies and gentle men my petition goes thus: as from now hence forth anyone registering in this beloved land
must pay a token fee 4million for registration don't be shocked
we shal use the money to buy mouth adjustment tablet
establish a sanatorium
and buy lots of suga, turkey, mattress for a jolly good life in nairaland.

thank you!

u guys should applaud me now