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Emperoh (m)
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Walks in majestically but suprisingly doesn't see his name on the EXCOS. Storms out with rage. Goes to call Police to arrest Djcrooky for organising a rally without Police Clearance. Makes sure he's behind bars before I go to take my rightful position as PRESIDO  Clears throat!! this is now a meeting no more a rally. |
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kronkykay (m)
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sauce i tot yu were on the field working?
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djcrooky (m)
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@clemcykul
if care is not taken mam u shall be fired
because u still have not given account of the registration fee paid by other nairalanders '
i therefore, say to u that the account o the companies income and expenditures be forwarded to my table and every other persons table
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tessybaby (f)
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and where is the errand boy showbobo
let him get the driver my boss-the director migines wants to go out.
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djcrooky (m)
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and where is the errand boy showbobo
let him get the driver my boss-the director migines wants to go out.
i do not know what to do about that bad mannered erread boy |
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mellow (m)
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i do not know what to do about that bad mannered erread boy
Send him on exile. It is well deserved. |
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djcrooky (m)
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@Tessy
please remind the treasurer of the company's account i requested for
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Suga_Lips (f)
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Ok y'all got to be kidding me! I'm just managing to be a receptionist and you want to rub it in by making me your waiter? If you can't get the coffee yourselves too bad for you but that is not my duty. My job offer stated that I welcome guests and make them feel comfortable. Therefore, I'm only attending to guests.
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kronkykay (m)
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@ suga
what are you talking about?
being a receptionist requires you to do all those things you are refusing.
Is it because dj crooky didn't have enough nerve to interview you when you brought in your resume, ,,,,,,
for the love of christ, we need you in here. Don't let it get in to you too soon.
you just started working.
meanwhile, my throat's drying up.
can i have a cup of coffee please, ,,,,,, ,,,, expresso please
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Migines (m)
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TESSY! Where da hell is my chauffeur showbobo?
Ne way while i wait 4 him tessy please come into my office i av a "job" for u<u can blow it if u like>.
I knw its a "BIG" job so u can ask suga_lips (mmmm) to come help u wit it.
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kronkykay (m)
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mr director
don't you think the rest of the board members are being demarginalised by your decision.
tessy on a big job with the option of blowing it alongside suga.
where's nuhu ribadu?
corruption in the highest order.
@ ALL
Please lets get back to work.
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tope_teadr (m)
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As a high ranking officer, i here by command that someone explain what's going on to me.
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djcrooky (m)
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@Tessy
we need new drivers, please post names of people u recommend ok
b because showbobo is an ingrate
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knzguru (m)
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Honorable BOARD MEMBERS, I hereby invite your distinguished selves to the nairaland party meeting holding on Saturday 8th of December at 4pm at Ikeja. We'll be discussing on the best way to organise the upcoming nairaland party. If you choose to honour my invitation please have your company secretary send an RSVP to knzguru@yahoo.com so i can furnish you with more details. Yours sincerely, knz d guru |
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djcrooky (m)
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@sugalips
reply him
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djcrooky (m)
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what that migines.
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Migines (m)
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My door bell.
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djcrooky (m)
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then keep it low cause am trying to sleep
privates head
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Migines (m)
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Sure, mr mango brain president sleeping on duty.
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djcrooky (m)
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i have been working since morning block head
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kronkykay (m)
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mr president
wake up gumboo!
the board meeting started a while ago, and upto this moment there hasn't been any resolved issue especially that on showbobo.
why on earth are we sitting in this board room when you are trying to get some sleep.
get your a55 up rght now and get back to work.
@ ALL
where did we stop?
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djcrooky (m)
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ok'
due to showbobo's inability to caontrol what does and does not come out of his mouth, i would report him to seun to suspend him for 3 months
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tessybaby (f)
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@Tessy
we need new drivers, please post names of people u recommend ok
b because showbobo is an ingrate
i am working on that i just sent suga to the Automobiles section of NLD to announce the vacancy TESSY! Where da hell is my chauffeur showbobo?
Ne way while i wait 4 him tessy please come into my office i av a "job" for u<u can blow it if u like>.
I knw its a "BIG" job so u can ask suga_lips (mmmm) to come help u wit it.
ok boss @all i have been thinking, what are we going to do about biggerboy's disappearance? and since we are coming to the end of the financial year, i think the treasurers-clem and freezy should present us with the fin statement. we need need to share the dividends before Dec 25th |
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clemcykul
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8comes in wid bandage and amputated hands* good midnite @ALL,  please i beg ur pardon, the money in the treasure box was used by me and fellow board members i apologise for misappropriating ur funds first and foremorst, i bought one cargo of viagra for migines then 10 traillers of bed for freezy as u all know widout bla bla bla he might die, because presently he uses a straw bed , 50 bags of bra for both suga-lips and tessy because u all know they hardly wear undies  then i bought 40,000 bags of chewing stick for iteun, check his profile ull understand what am talkn about then showbobo and benjay, came to my house one evening, they beat me up blue black and collected the all the remaining change, infact it was kronkayy that back stabbed me but to God be the glory i survived the ordeal i hereby hand over the remaining change of 1kobo thanks, |
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tessybaby (f)
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this is unbelievable,
Kronky i hope u are taking down the minutes this will surely get to the presidency
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kronkykay (m)
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@ clem
what a way to put forth a tru story. thanks for saving my a55 sha for not telling them all the things i did to you. i didnt mean to back stab you just like that, i alson wanted those packs of viagra which you selfishly bought for migines.
But that is not the kind of story the board wants to hear rather in this case read about.
you were supposed to guard the treasury with your life upfront,
even before benjay askd you ---- ''your life or the money'' you were quick to show him where the cash is and begged them to beat you up a bit to justify why you gave 'em the money. i had to contribute to it in my own little way though ---- no think of police for my side oh, ,,,, na me and them dey into the bizness.
WHERE IS OUR MONEY? and the pack of viagra
xmas don dey near. we need them it.
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djcrooky (m)
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8comes in wid bandage and amputated hands* good midnite @ALL, please i beg your pardon, the money in the treasure box was used by me and fellow board members i apologise for misappropriating your funds first and foremorst, i bought one cargo of viagra for migines then 10 traillers of bed for freezy as u all know widout bla bla bla he might die, because presently he uses a straw bed , 50 bags of bra for both suga-lips and tessy because u all know they hardly wear undies then i bought 40,000 bags of chewing stick for iteun, check his profile ull understand what am talkn about then showbobo and benjay, came to my house one evening, they beat me up blue black and collected the all the remaining change, infact it was kronkayy that back stabbed me but to God be the glory i survived the ordeal i hereby hand over the remaining change of 1kobo thanks, so u think u have idiots as cooleages, right i give you 3 days to tender the a letter on how over 40 million was spent |
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tessybaby (f)
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that is right Mr president
i thought u were still sleeping
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kronkykay (m)
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@ tessy
all points noted!
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djcrooky (m)
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that is right Mr president
i thought u were still sleeping
i don't sleep on duty |
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