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kadman (m)
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" Sex is power, Money is power, Sex for Money is just an exchange of two powers "
- Kim Cattrall
Sex & The City
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rokiatu (f)
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He did all this for my sake, so sweat of him huh but you know what?
I feel nothing for you no love, neither empathy, nor mercy am sorry Jai. movie Fida
Yesterday I had love no money
today you have money no love
5.5 billion is yours but everyday you will
remember me enjoy! movie Fida
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justkunmi (m)
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Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we'll all be faced with a choice of what is right and what is easy.
Professor Dumbledore. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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justkunmi (m)
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Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we'll all be faced with a choice of what is right and what is easy.
Professor Dumbledore. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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nwakate
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My Precious - The Lord of the Rings
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djcrucifix (m)
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"why be an angel, when i can be God"- demi moore, charlie's angel
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rokiatu (f)
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Listen, whenever you forget in the course of this
illness, never forget that I love you always movie U me Aur Hum
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rokiatu (f)
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I need to know, the last time we were
together were you stupid enough to get pregnant,
have the baby and being the vindictive woman that you are come
drop it outside my door? movie hey baby
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m.i (f)
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"reason with him", Vito Corleone, The Godfather
"he wants to be with me, because i'm young, and cute, and innocent, so FU*K OFF!" from some vampire movie with Jim Carrey back in the day
"My Mommy said that she's the Devil!" Adam Sandler, the waterboy.
"Elizabeth! *turning around and whispering*.hide the rum!"
"Let me tell somtin to JU!" Hispanic Pengiun, in Happy Feet
"I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!!" Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist" Kevin Spacey/Verbal Kint in The usual Suspects
"What am i supposed to do with a caravan that's got no wheels?", said right after selling the aformentioned caravan, Mickey, Snatch
"i thought you said he was a fuckin getaway driver? what the fu*k can he get away from? Sol, Snatch
"No space? you can land a jumbo fuckin jet there!" Sol, Snatch
"I like my chicken dead and deep fried!" Rush Hour
"YES! angel Gabe, you were praising the Lord and your waist was dancing" Nkem Owoh, Ukwa
Jennifer Aniston: Oh my God!
Jim Carrey: you can call me Bruce
Bruce Almighty
"We often meet our destiny on the road we take to avoid it" Ugwe, Kung Fu Panda
"Marijuana is, organic, like, tomatoes!"
Nancy Botwin to Shane in Weeds
Doug: Lupita, what's between the asshole and the privates?
Lupita: The coffee table
(Andy and Doug were sitting on adjacent sides of the coffee table)
Weeds
"MOM! some idiot just backed an RV into our driveway, oh, it's your husband"
JoJo in RV
"i have a name, and it's a boys name too!"
Mulan, in Mulan
Toni: my parents don't have sex
Joan: what do you mean, Toni? you have six siblings!
Toni: i SAID my PARENTS DO NOT have SEX!
Dialogue from an episode of Girlfriends
first dude: Sanka, ya ded?
Sanka: ye man!
cool runnings
"what did you have for Breakfast? Carnation instant Bitch?"
Eric Forman in That Seventies Show
"The word fear is not in your vocabulary perhaps, but it is in your eyes".
Some random movie i can't remember
"If you do or say anything to upset Jess, and make it harder for me to keep him on the right path, i'm going to put your head through a wall. Any wall. You can pick the wall, but it's going to be a wall.Okay?"
Luke Davies, Gilmore girls
Martin Lawrence: Is this plan B?
Will Smith: no, this is DEFINITELY plan C!
Bad Boys
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Gamine (f)
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lol, nice ones "if you are looking for a dancing bear, go to the F**king Circus"  I just love this and the way he said it. Clive Owen in Beyond Borders. |
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disease (m)
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'Revenge is a dish best served cold' - Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
'Keep your enemies close but your friends closer' - The Godfather Part 1
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Thirdborn
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"NEVER GET ANGRY, IT AFFECTS YOUR JUDGEMENT" THE GODFATHER III
"OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN", "THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE" 300
"HOW DO YOU STOP FIVE BLACK GUYS FROM RAPONG A WHITE CHICK?" "THROW THEM A BASKETBALL" [b]FULL METAL JACKET
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sexyLeamon (f)
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you used me in bed and I used you out of it. Red
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Gamine (f)
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i can't get this quote out of my head
"Its just a Cello, Echoes Cello, cello, cello!"
From a James Bond movie, The Living Daylights i think
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Dclique (m)
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please MATT F*** HER FOR ME!!!,FOR ME!!!, GIRL NXT DOOR, LMAO
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justkunmi (m)
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I don't know who you are. . . I don't know what you want. .
If you are looking for ransom, I tell you, I don't have money.
But what I have are a set of skills that makes life miserable for guys like you. .
Skills I have acquired over a very long period of time.
So let my daughter go and I'll forget this ever happened.
But if u don't, I'll look for. and I'll find you. .and I'll kill you.
Taken Liam Neeson
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Rachel Holloman: Do you think she can derail a train?
Jerry Shaw: She got hundreds of fire arms into my apartment, she added $750,000 to my bank account, she helped me escape from a high security holding in the FBI in a way I'm not even going to try to explain because it sounds so crazy, and she called the phone of a stranger sitting next to me on a bus, I'd never even seen the guy before in my life. Yeah, I’m pretty sure she can derail a train. She could turn a train into a talking duck if she wanted to. Agent Thomas Morgan: [to field agent] If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands! From Eagle Eye. |
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slimghost (m)
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@Rubi lol, i love you for that. how dare you?  |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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you never won because you always wanted me to lose. and I didn't lose because I always
wanted to win.-Race
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spikedcylinder (f)
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FBI Technician: What's forget about it?
Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it. Donnie Brasco.  |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um,
Mac MacGuff: *Or*, ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but, I guess normalcy isn't really our style. All Juno. |
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justkunmi (m)
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Juno's great. .
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rokiatu (f)
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this is my world where nothing can be seen nor heard.
there is only one name for my world, black. movie Black
for me everything was black, but my teacher taught me the
new meaning of black. Black is not only darkness and suffocation
black is the colour of achievement, the colour of knowledge the colour
of the graduation rode movie Black
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Juno's great. .
Forget about it!  |
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Kabidoye
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vivacious veracious vivocious, goes on and on "v for vandetta"
Lady and Gentle Men, Remember this to be the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. POTC.
TAke it easy and if she is easy, take her twice. 100 girls.
I'm 48 hrs to unlimited booty access (Adams Sandler said so but can't remember the name of the movie)
"What the Hell" the pope in Euro trip
thats all 4 now
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walttt (m)
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The greatest enemy would hide in the last place u'll ever look- The RevolverMI i agree with u on all those SNATCH quotes |
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crazylegs (m)
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Do you know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. I’d just do … things. The Joker in The Dark Knight.
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walttt (m)
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Things i'll do for my country, VIN DIESEL, XXX
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walttt (m)
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BACON: (Statham in his traditional british accent): Alright lets sort da buyers from the spyers, da needy from da greedy, n those who trust me from da ones who don't.
because if u can't see value in here today, u r not up here shopping, u r rather up here shoplifting.
U see these goods, never seen daylight, moonlight, israelite, Fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag, c'mon take a bag, i took a bag (girl) home last night it cost me alot more than ten pounds i can tell ya.
Anyone like jewelry, look @ that one there! hand made in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney, its as long as my arm, i wish it were as long as something else(meant his phallus!).
don't think because these boxes r sealed up theyre empty, the only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, n by d look of a lotta u here today, i'll make more money than my measuring tape, yeah one price, ten pounds.
Fellow conman: Did u say ten pounds?
Statham: Are u deaf?
Fellow Conman: Thats a bargain, i'll take one.
Statham: Squeeze in if u can, left leg, right leg, n d body will follow, its called WALKING, u want one as well darling, u do? that is it, they're waking up.
Treat the wife, treat someone else's wife. It's a lot more fun if u don't get caught.
Ok u want one, show me a bit of life there, no use standing there like one o' clock half struck.
Buy 'em, u better buy them, these r not stolen, they just haven't been paid for n we can't get them again, they've changed the bloody locks.
No good coming back later when i'm all sold out. Too late, too late will be the cry when the man with da bargains has passed u by.
If u got no money on u now, u'll be crying tears as big as october cabbages!
Fellow Conman: Bacon, Cozzers!!! (Cops)
LOCK,STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.
i looove Statham movies!
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gailnaba (f)
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@m.i you must have watched a whole lot of movies my best quote? hmmm, it must be 'i'll be back' arnold shwaznegger(hope the spellings right)  |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Sayuri : At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone. It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read Loss, only feel it.
Memoirs of a Geisha
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