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Sam Milla (m)
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Three girls,An IBO , a YORUBA and an HAUSA are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the IBO goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The YORUBA makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she
is gone. The HAUSA starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The HAUSA said, "I wish my friends were here."
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Migines (m)
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A BLONDE HAUSA GIRL?
Besides its kaina stale.
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Sam Milla (m)
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. No woman, said one man, scornfully, can keep a secret.
I don't know about that, answered a YORUBA woman guest. I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.
You Will let it out some day, the man insisted.
I hardly think so responded the lady. When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever
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Sam Milla (m)
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A guy took his hausa girlfriend on a fishing trip in lagos island. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin near the beach. They spent about fifty thousand naira hiring all these.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, the guy catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. The guy turns to his girlfriend ans says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifty thousand naira?"
The girlfriend says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Sam Milla (m)
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the ghana woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of another lady. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it. don't shoot yourself"
"Shut up," she says. "You’re next."
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Migines (m)
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Lmao. Now, datts a blonde
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