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ghanababex (f)
Ghana Jokes
« on: April 04, 2006, 02:37 PM »

Electric Chair
Four Ghanaians commit an offense. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from: Electric chair, Firing squad, Hanging, or HIV INJECTION.
On the fateful day, the 4 Ghanaians went straight to the Executioner to get killed.

The Ewe man chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone!

The Ga man chose the firing squad. A shot was fired, and boom he was gone.

The Fante man was lifted by the Executioner of the stool and boom he was gone!

Asante man walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV INJECTION option. They injected a bottle of the deadly virus into his veins. And off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cell mates, pointing at the Executioners:

"Nkwaseafuor, wommo nnim seh meshe condom!" Which literally means those Stupid people, they don't know that I'm wearing a condom
Grin
diddy4 (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #1 on: April 04, 2006, 02:45 PM »

oh shit, is he stupid or what? damn that was hilarious. Grin
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #2 on: April 04, 2006, 02:48 PM »



 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy that is an ashanti man for U U know Wink Kiss Kiss Kiss we've got da brains Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


i like that part"Nkwaseafuor, wommo nnim seh meshe condom!" Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Free (f)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #3 on: April 04, 2006, 04:15 PM »

haha i cracked up the first time i heard this joke Grin Cheesy Grin
izoneb (f)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #4 on: November 25, 2006, 07:46 AM »

 Cool
amodu (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #5 on: November 25, 2006, 11:58 AM »

You are too good.  Grin Grin
frankiriri (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #6 on: November 29, 2006, 03:20 PM »

Heard it before. But its still thrilled me  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
don_dee (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #7 on: March 15, 2008, 10:14 AM »

nice joke.keep the fire burning
ituen (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #8 on: March 15, 2008, 11:36 AM »

very old joke but it rocks anyday i see or hear it
delib
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #9 on: March 15, 2008, 11:58 AM »

 ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
naijastyle
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #10 on: March 16, 2008, 09:09 PM »

lol.
Ghanians will always be Ghanians.
Teejay07 (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #11 on: March 17, 2008, 04:37 AM »

@poster,

nice one.
clemcykul
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #12 on: March 17, 2008, 03:12 PM »

lol Grin
mescapon (m)
Re: Ghana Jokes
« #13 on: April 16, 2008, 06:07 PM »

haha diz iz silly lol.
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