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Mdsocks, i'm lmao.
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mukthar (m)
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lol md
where is mdsocks
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tope_teadr (m)
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Gone to kenya.
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saucekid (m)
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kenya ke??
*na cotonou the guy dey*
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Carlosein (m)
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i saw him yesterday on kill english thread.  my man mdstockens welldone o. did you copywrite these yourself |
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mukthar (m)
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Saw him at kill english thread?
Thanks God.
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tope_teadr (m)
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U're getting this all wrong, the crew went 2 kenya nd some of them just came back.
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mdsocks (m)
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******* Slowly walks in to see wats happening***********
TT ,sorrry case
Am back with Fire
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mdsocks (m)
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All hail Naija oh,
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.
One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. They all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?"
So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.
First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, $2,700."
The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."
All hail Naija oh,
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mdsocks (m)
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A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry.
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mdsocks (m)
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crazy christmas pics
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Carlosein (m)
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nna additional time for this guy be that o weldone mdstockens. |
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Carlosein (m)
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i am the onlly one who has voted on your poll and i need to emphasise that you are more than a little crappy and funny as well that santa must be headed for your house. |
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mdsocks (m)
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Two boys were arguing on a topic Boy: If a day before christmas is christmas Eve, what would a day after christmas be? Boy 2: Christmas Adam For our christmas brothers and sisterings. HAPPYS CHRISTMASDON'T FORGET MY MEAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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ujaybaby (f)
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MD, your jokes are very funny and smoking fresh.  please send more  |
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ituen (m)
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Well done MD
But i wont vote because ur fishing for compliments
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mdsocks (m)
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hmmm, lol am not fisging for comments ooo
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mdsocks (m)
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i am the onlly one who has voted on your poll and i need to emphasise that you are more than a little crappy and funny as well
that santa must be headed for your house. hmmm, thanks lol no mind me ,the guy come to my house na so i close door for I'm face. |
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mdsocks (m)
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MD,
your jokes are very funny and smoking fresh.
please send more Sorry Md is on cheresimesi break. Will come up with more laters |
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