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olunifemi (f)
don't Touch My Daughter:
« on: April 04, 2006, 02:56 PM »

a man stoppd at a guest house one evening 2 ask 4 room 4 a night.the owner of d place told him no vacant room.
"please I'm stranded here and i need a place 2 put up till morning.i'll pay any amount of money."he said
"i could let u sleep with my daughter,if u promise not 2 disturb her",he said said.
the stranded man agreed.
after a hearty dinner,he was led to the room .he undressd in d dark,slipped into bed,and felt d lady at his side.
the next morning he asked 4 his bill.
"it'll be half of wht u should pay originally.
"thanks sir,but ur daughter was very cold" he said
"yes i know,she'll be buried 2day."
Babybee (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #1 on: April 04, 2006, 09:41 PM »

 Huh omg
hot-angel (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #2 on: April 04, 2006, 10:37 PM »

He slept beside a dead lady?
Gridlock (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #3 on: April 05, 2006, 02:56 AM »

some freaky sh.it!
micklplus (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #4 on: April 05, 2006, 07:31 AM »

That was something else   Shocked deadi body abi na zombie ! God forbid
nice one!
Efani (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #5 on: April 05, 2006, 09:08 PM »

it was straight
kellygirl (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #6 on: April 24, 2006, 09:43 AM »

disgusting Angry Angry Angry Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
Bolarge (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #7 on: May 15, 2007, 03:46 PM »

 Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! Shocked Shocked
 He should thank his stars he didn't try nothin funny wth her. Grin

  Gettin goosebumps on his behalf
beebaybee (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #8 on: May 17, 2007, 11:18 AM »

that is jus nasty u no. y did d man nt say a word to him before making him sleep wit someone dead. lol .
olunifemi (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #9 on: May 19, 2007, 04:20 PM »

 ;d
kattie (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #10 on: May 19, 2007, 07:56 PM »

 Undecided
olunifemi (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #11 on: May 24, 2007, 05:44 PM »

 Huh
debies (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #12 on: February 11, 2008, 01:15 PM »

men that man is heartless oh if i be that guy i for burnt his to death oh what nonsense Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
clemcykul
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #13 on: February 11, 2008, 02:40 PM »

i dey feel the joke wella Grin
success123 (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #14 on: February 11, 2008, 02:45 PM »

the man is wicked
saucekid (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #15 on: February 11, 2008, 02:49 PM »

that one na skillz
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #16 on: February 11, 2008, 02:51 PM »

hmmm,

how are we sure d guy ddnt do it ------- Grin Grin Grin
success123 (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #17 on: February 11, 2008, 02:51 PM »

ha lola na wa for u
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #18 on: February 11, 2008, 02:56 PM »

na wah 4 waiting now?

u sure sey man go fit sleep wth woman wthout----------------- Cheesy Cheesy
tytylayor (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #19 on: February 11, 2008, 03:11 PM »

i never see d man, he must commit touchery  Undecided
success123 (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #20 on: February 11, 2008, 03:17 PM »

ha
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #21 on: February 11, 2008, 03:19 PM »

yes ke,

u beta close yaa mouth before cocroch go enter
tytylayor (f)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #22 on: February 11, 2008, 03:21 PM »

i go even hang stick foe d mouth sef
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #23 on: February 11, 2008, 03:23 PM »

hmmmmm,hmmm
success123 (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #24 on: February 11, 2008, 03:26 PM »

you are a very dirty girl lola
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #25 on: February 11, 2008, 03:27 PM »

na wah ooo

u and this ur dirty self ,i no understnd

wetin u don hear self
saucekid (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #26 on: February 11, 2008, 03:29 PM »

you dey disvirgin him already virgin ear
clemcykul
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #27 on: February 11, 2008, 03:38 PM »

hmmmm
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #28 on: February 11, 2008, 03:40 PM »

na so?
saucekid (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #29 on: February 11, 2008, 03:44 PM »

so na?
Lolabbey
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #30 on: February 11, 2008, 04:25 PM »

u can do beta
saucekid (m)
Re: don't Touch My Daughter:
« #31 on: February 11, 2008, 04:27 PM »

only with you
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