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Then he can av d goat.
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tope_teadr (m)
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In our stomach's.
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tope_teadr (m)
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U got it ryte.
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ben~jay (m)
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I can't believe what this country is turning into.
Ona get mind chop my goat wey ituen move, and ona get mind dey yarn about am freely ?
dials Area-code Afghanistan, ring, ring, ring
Hello is that OSAMA BIN LADEN? ok please i will be needing your services.
still on d phone
Nothing much, i just want to bomb off all these oles in NAIRALAND.
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Migines (m)
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Guy, na ur goat go fes miss? don't provoke me o.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Ben, if u talk too much na u nlanders go steal next.
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ben~jay (m)
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enters room with OSAMA bin LADEN.
Begins bombing preparations.
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jeff.com (m)
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benjay, this one wey you dey try now don too much oo.
why you invite osama for this case now.
abeg, no involve me.
you know say osama na "cause trouble".
me i know want wahala oo.
make everybody kawa for nairaland oo
this guy no dey get mercy for anybody oo.
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saucekid (m)
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*tasty goat*  |
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dason4life (m)
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@turk
u mean d goat meat we already ate wit peppersoup is in your custody?
I guess this isn't the goat you ate?
See what his dad did to an intruder |
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tope_teadr (m)
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*bribes osama to blow ben up through a sucide bombing*. That should do it.
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dapsins69 (m)
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'walks in straight from NDLEA ABUJA.He's on instruction From Umar Muda yaradua to investigate this cake.Seems to be more than a case of missing goat, the goat was injected with cocaine which was to be transported to tanzanzia before which it was stolen"
still finding more info from post on more possible suspects.suspects already identified are:
sauce kid
t.t
migines
ben jay,
It was also descovered that ITUEN is inNocent and has already been removed from custody and transfered to abuja for closer studeis
keep the post coming!
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ben~jay (m)
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OSAMA grabs dapsins69 and make him injest 300 pounds worth of gunpowder.
Ties dapsins69 unto a pole with 30 more rounds of dynamite,
and Finally askes NLDers , abeg who get matches 
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tope_teadr (m)
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Orders a truck to deliver 10 cartons of matches to ben.
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saucekid (m)
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*orders all the oil corporation to deliver fuel also*
we go burn this guy down
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dapsins69 (m)
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'Retreats and return with the EFCC ,, the case is more financial crime than drugs', Our intelligence has found out that it includes more than just the suspected people, seun is also among"
Orders his boys to start arrestng, saucekid, seun, ben-jay, eh where are r u running to?
IN THE NEWS
MEND as once again intercepeted a truck load of fuel. The carriers where killed and the fuel tanker was stolen,
hey, OC!
Yes sir!
Catch Ben-Jay before he runs,
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tope_teadr (m)
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Bribes the efcc, and continues wit the work.
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dapsins69 (m)
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'asks for is own share of the coke goat, but can't seem to see ban-jay anyway in site'
Come back brother, we don't want to arrest you, we just want in!
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jeff.com (m)
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no be small thing oo.
abeg guys dey confess.
am out,
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tope_teadr (m)
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No be small thing oh.
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saucekid (m)
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@ dapsin, you be proper criminal @ benny, truth don dey come out small small |
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tessybaby (f)
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cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  this one wey Osama don come enter NLD so abeg I want to confess make una call everybody oooooI GO CONFESS |
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Migines (m)
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*all gather*
we're listening.
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clemcykul
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me first i ate the bla bla bla of the goat |
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dele9000 (m)
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@clemcy
are u sure it wasn't a blowjob u gave it?lol*no offence intended*
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saucekid (m)
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@ dele, shut up and let this confession go on smoothly  @ confessioner big grammer*rushes for dicktionary continue |
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dele9000 (m)
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@saucekid
Yes your royal highness. . .*bows out*
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clemcykul
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*slaps dele419 and bows him in* yeye boy, blow job dey hungry u chei! shakes head in wonder |
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saucekid (m)
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*clemcy,you are warned*
continue this confession
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