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tessybaby (f)
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OK OK OK I confess now, It all started sometime last month when I was in the house watching a movie from our flat screen and expensive US made TV I was just relaxing on our luxurious sofa with a glass of amarunna and and some ice, then I heard a knock at the door, at first i thought it was the senator-my father-in-law but to my graetest dismay it was . . . . . . please excuse my phone is ringing i will be back. Stay tuned  |
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ugonna0071 (f)
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Tessy na BIG LIE, who dash you and ituen flat screen. You don forget that day wey we goo your house 2geda.
That una TV wey de use KEROSENE, abi na SOLAR.
Kai me no know say u sabi blow lie.
Infact if you no talk as e take happen, i go just expose you well well
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saucekid (m)
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@ ugonna,
don't worry,you'll have your chance
flat screen ko,smooth screen ni, as if no be black and white tv
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ugonna0071 (f)
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sauce kid, if na black and white, e for better. The TV get some sort of lever wey you go pull to put am on.Those type of TVs are extinct now.
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saucekid (m)
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*the truth dey come out small small*
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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please excuse my phone is ringing since y'all have decided to disregard my warning, i have kidnapped tess via the above mentioned phone call using my four dimensional mass telecommunication abduction machinery, i sucked her through her phone to my poultry hideout
along with the goat, she becomes my second victim
a lotta folks will keep gettin missin until all my demands are met |
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mojoy (m)
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???abeg, foryouigo, tell us the schools you attended. We'll make sure they refund to the last Kobo. :(you did not learn a thing. On the flipside, this gibberish ended up making me laugh harder than the topic. bad thing bad  |
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ben~jay (m)
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gunpoint is apprehended by OSAMA and bombed @ once.
@saucekid Continue with the confession proceedings because my blood dey hot now.
NOTICE !!!
No one found guilty will be spared.
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saucekid (m)
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oya continue the confession don't digress again
the truth must come out
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tope_teadr (m)
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Gunpoint sounds like biggerboy.
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saucekid (m)
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* i'm beginning to feel that too*
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tope_teadr (m)
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I guess we had better arrest him
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saucekid (m)
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call in the local olode and opc members to take swift action
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tope_teadr (m)
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Saucekid, r u speaking in tounges.
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saucekid (m)
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*thats why u should fall under the annointing*
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tope_teadr (m)
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Wheres the oil?
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saucekid (m)
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quickly rushes to buy ororo*groundnut oil*
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tope_teadr (m)
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Groundnut oil 4 what.
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tope_teadr (m)
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4 me or who.
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ben~jay (m)
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@saucekid I thought you were supposed to be conducting the confession? Or is this some kind of technique to steal time and digress from the issue at hand here ?
Ben calls up OSAMA, Bros osama, it seems these people think you flew all the way from afghanistan to make jokes. Oya begin set that bomb again.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Ben, please oh.
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ben~jay (m)
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so u guys should better go on with the confession before i loose my temper, Its already in my hand now , (i mean my temper).
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saucekid (m)
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*oya this confession must continue any other interruptors will be blown apart*
signed: osama bin ladin
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tope_teadr (m)
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Oya tessy continue wit da confession.
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tessybaby (f)
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I hope i remember where i ended
. . . . . . . so when i got to the door, i saw migines and showbobo carring a dead goat
i was shocked and asked them where they were coming from with a dead goat
and why they were bringing it to my house.
migines said while they were driving past our neighbourhood, a stray goat ran across the road and their car knocked him down. Since it was dark and they scared of being lynches by our Iraqis neighbours they decided to carry the goat away.
Tessy: so what are we going to do with gaot now? Ituen is not at home.?
Showbobo: i don't know but i don't think we should throw this goat the goat too fine n big
Tessy: are u saying we should chop the goat? chei anyway its not a bad idea oya make une start cut am i dey go make fire
Migines: ok, showbobo hurry up nah we no get time make we do quick before Ituen come back
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tessybaby (f)
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i have not yet finished
coming up soon
LIST OF NLDERS WHO ATE THE GOAT
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Migines (m)
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I,showbobo and tessy went to luk for material to make d goat end up in our stomach. But before we came bak, ituen had bolted wit d goat. Last we heard waz that he lodged into an hotel wit d goat.
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