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jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #224 on: December 18, 2007, 08:43 AM »

weird looking goat, resembles gunpoint. Grin Grin Grin

how come tope teadr has the lists of those who
slaughtered your goat?

benjay, i think this should be the end of this horror movie.
since you've joined hand in the criminal act by eating the
pepper soup N goat.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #225 on: December 18, 2007, 09:01 AM »

This not a movio o, ituen wanked ben's goat reAlity.
bourne
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #226 on: December 18, 2007, 09:04 AM »

Na Wa oooooooo,

After reading all this,i think nothing is safe is this country anymore,am begining to have a feeling that my goat isn't safe either.Ben you really dissappoint me for asking for that pepper soup.At first i was enjoying your action by getting Osama involve but you let this people faustrate UPlease try and get to the bottom of this.

because nobody goat it safe with the suspect friend still outside the prison walls.Please i can't afford to loose my goat,christmas is very close now.

But am going to warn you guys,if my goat ever get missing, Oh my God.It wont end the way Ben ended his own by getting the police involve or asking for pepper soup.I have a friend that works with the ICA-International Contract Agency,his name is Agent 47,i bet some of you knows him but for those who doesn't, am going to brief you

He is not a Nice guy,when it come to solving shit, his good at it,and one more thing he does his talking by bullet.So am warning all of ya.If my goat ever get missing,i promice whoever his or her name his been mention on this thread or even post a reply,is going down with my goat including Ben and Mr.Turkey and Iteun because i don't trust anybody.


You are all warned,
mellow (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #227 on: December 18, 2007, 09:10 AM »

It is rather painfull to  note that this Land of ours is full of thieves anf longer throats.

If all this dishonarable members of the land can gang up against common goats, I wonder

what they do will do when opportuned to get in contact with the national treasury. Even ibori

will be a saint. God save the land. EFCC where are you?
bourne
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #228 on: December 18, 2007, 09:14 AM »

Well whether God save them or not,i don't talk my own,My goat must not get missing
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #229 on: December 18, 2007, 09:33 AM »

NEWS ALERT!
@ben
u wunt blive this.

The news.
A 2wks old goat waz apprehended this morning in one MR ITUEN's backyard.
*i 4 one tot it waz ur goat but wait till u read this*
 the goat claimed that the sed mr ituen waz its father, and pleaded to the public to help find its moda
*whom we have devoured*
it further stated that its moda waz one in a million goat-rape case of wich mr ituen(its fada) is guilty.
It stated that after the rape incident wich led to its birth, its moda escaped from further violation by mr ituen but she ended up in one tessy's(mrs ituen) pot of soup.
*which waz how we got to eat d goat*
The FBI, EFCC, CIA, CIDand DSTV have declared mr ituen(who is still at large) wanted! And ne persons or goat wit ne useful info about this dangerous man should report to the nearest police station.
jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #230 on: December 18, 2007, 09:58 AM »

BrEaKiNg NeWs

                                         Embarrassed Undecided Cry
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #231 on: December 18, 2007, 11:29 AM »

U mean, "heart breaking news"
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #232 on: December 18, 2007, 11:48 AM »

migines u are warned
stop giving those your RADIO ONE BATTERY NEWS
we all know how u can lie
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #233 on: December 18, 2007, 11:55 AM »

Well if u don't blive me, check "daily dependent"
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #234 on: December 18, 2007, 12:04 PM »

by migines?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #235 on: December 18, 2007, 12:06 PM »

Migines, columnist, all jhohn.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #236 on: December 18, 2007, 12:06 PM »

Migines, columnist, all jhoin.
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #237 on: December 18, 2007, 12:08 PM »

tessy na true ooooo
i just watched it on OGTV portharcourt
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #238 on: December 18, 2007, 12:09 PM »

G0d bless you! Brova!
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #239 on: December 18, 2007, 12:11 PM »

TT. .  . .
na agbo jedi you drink you think say na peppersoup
bloody tif

@ migs,
 
 i just dey confirm am now on STV too
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #240 on: December 18, 2007, 12:12 PM »

Tessy, u hear am?
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #241 on: December 18, 2007, 12:15 PM »

NO I NO HEAR AM;
WETTIN HE TALK SEF?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #242 on: December 18, 2007, 12:17 PM »

Read 't baby.
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #243 on: December 18, 2007, 12:18 PM »

i talk say OGTV and STV don dey announce am for last week news update
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #244 on: December 18, 2007, 12:24 PM »

ok ok
so saucekid where you take watch am
for da ya kerosene TV?
ok ok na for that bar near ya house
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #245 on: December 18, 2007, 12:27 PM »

from their news room na where i watch am
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #246 on: December 18, 2007, 12:28 PM »

Kerosine. Tap wata all jhoin so far e deh work.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #247 on: December 18, 2007, 12:30 PM »

mig, are u talking from experience?
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #248 on: December 18, 2007, 12:32 PM »

for you to ask him,that means you also have the experience  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #249 on: December 18, 2007, 12:33 PM »

Yea, mine uses tap water.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #250 on: December 18, 2007, 12:35 PM »

which tap water?
who die leave you tap?
o boy na well water
de well weh ya grand pa leave am for u
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #251 on: December 18, 2007, 12:37 PM »

We connected a tap to it.
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #252 on: December 18, 2007, 12:37 PM »

maybe na bag of purewater Undecided Undecided
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #253 on: December 18, 2007, 12:44 PM »

buhahahahaha
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #254 on: December 18, 2007, 12:49 PM »

na true now

since una dey complain of tap water and well water, i bring suggestion Grin Grin Grin
jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #255 on: December 18, 2007, 01:22 PM »

what is really happening here!!!

"christmas goat missing" thread is getting dry.

Lets join another thread guys or someone else
should,
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