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tope_teadr (m)
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Tessy, u mean 'only money can change ur opinion'.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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i deserve at least 10% of any bail money to be paid as kickback, you know goats when cornered are known to kick backwards. i suffered some kicks from the goat named wankgpologrmbhartyyyat while he was in my custody so i deserve to be compensated with at least 10% of any monies to be used in posting bail for any of those found culpable of tampering with this ill fated goat
i am very serious, seeing that none is ready to pay any ransome for my hostage
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saucekid (m)
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bloody criminals if you ask me 
where that rebel,gunpoint??
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tope_teadr (m)
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Someone killed him wit an assault riffle.
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tope_teadr (m)
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*there's no need 4 that when he was alive, he was better off dead.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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where that rebel,gunpoint??
Someone killed him wit an assault riffle.
cries profusely and uncontrollably at the news of the turkey deliverer's unexpected death from an assault rifle death  |
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Pedekunle
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Ai haS findED her. What is Mine RewardS?  |
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Migines (m)
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Death by bonga.
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proxies (m)
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I think babalawo would be the solution
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tope_teadr (m)
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Migines, thats wicked.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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babalawo? is that the name of another missing goat?
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ben~jay (m)
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You guys are deviating from the bone of contention here.
How do i get my goat back and if i can't who is paying for It ?
One more thing No body wan pay to bail ituen ? Ona no dey go church oo.
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Migines (m)
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I've told u, use that dude 4 rituals and get as much cowries as u can. Datts d only way he can be of use.
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Migines (m)
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And don't u gedit? YOUR GOAT IS DEAD! The best u can do nw is to go to Area F and claim its kid. But, be carefull ituen myte press charges or fight 4 custody of his child.
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Migines (m)
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U know blood is thicker than water.
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ben~jay (m)
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@Migines I think that makes sense.
thinkin,
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Migines (m)
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Beta consider it o. Use the cowries to make pendants(since its no longer usefull in terms of trading)
slaughter goat on xmas eve and finish eating every early on 25th make mopo no come drag meat comot 4 ur mouth(ders nothing that ituen boy cannot do)
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proxies (m)
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i have d solution, r u still interested?
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ben~jay (m)
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dude lets have it,
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saucekid (m)
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*animal rape theory*
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tope_teadr (m)
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Wtf get out of here, hw can that be it.
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infobaba (m)
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your goat has been used to celebrate salla instead  |
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Migines (m)
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Goat down, turkey to go.
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ben~jay (m)
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I think MIGINES is the brain behind every missing goat, turkeys even fowl.
ITUEN took the blame because na I'm i catch red-handed on top my goat.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Ben hw much u want make u release ituen.
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ben~jay (m)
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@TT before we negotiate what currency are you paying in ?
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tope_teadr (m)
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Depends, maybe cowries.
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ben~jay (m)
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**hiss** You no go like use d cowries appease the gods of ona village make them allow you get common sense ?
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tope_teadr (m)
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U no hear me.
I said it depends, so name ur price.
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