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kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #32 on: December 02, 2007, 10:29 PM »

because all turks have been placed under house arrest
awaiting trial on the 25th of dec.
and those who can't be judged by then, will have to face the jury on the 1st of jan '08.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #33 on: December 02, 2007, 11:14 PM »

@kronkykay  You got that right bro.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #34 on: December 02, 2007, 11:27 PM »

don't doubt 25th of dec turkey man is going nowhere.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #35 on: December 03, 2007, 09:27 AM »

walks in quietly to see the destruction that has been done on my beloved's name

what a defammation fo character am going to sue right away

@mig and saucekid
plz u people should track this foryouigo[i][/i] guy am sure he is one of those multiple ID guys in NLD

@Ituen
darlinggggggggggggggggggg come and defend yourself nah
mdsocks (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #36 on: December 03, 2007, 09:32 AM »

Quote
@mig and saucekid
plz u people should track this foryouigo[i][/i] guy am sure he is one of those multiple ID guys in NLD
hmmmm,  Cheesy

tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #37 on: December 03, 2007, 09:47 AM »

Guys  all the turks' re fcu!<ing going down on dec 25, they would be sent prison at (u know where). And any runner turk wuld be held pending until the the next trail date *which we all know*
Guys this is going to be fun.
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #38 on: December 03, 2007, 11:37 AM »

i've already gotten a subpoena from the supreme court against all turkeys  Grin Grin Grin

life sentence with no option of parole
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #39 on: December 03, 2007, 12:23 PM »

 Shocked now the mystery of the missing goat is left unsolved, now the diversion is over to the TURKEYS. *shakes head in pity for the Mr Turkey* ITUENNNNNNN defend thyself from such atrocities. Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #40 on: December 03, 2007, 12:29 PM »

hehe
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #41 on: December 03, 2007, 01:32 PM »

@tessybaby n ademiller: am sorry to say this, but ITUEN has been denied bail.
He is still in KIRIKIRI i will also make sure he is denied trial. Na my guy i no mind dey buy am Mr Biggs' everyday, as long as he remains there.
 Grin
@tessybaby Am sorry for all these, but this GOAT was very dear to me.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #42 on: December 03, 2007, 02:01 PM »

@benjay
u must surely pay for this
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #43 on: December 03, 2007, 02:11 PM »

@tessybaby  It seems you are an accomplice. From the way you are talking, you follow chop the goat meat.
Rumour has it that you personally prepared the goat meat peppersoup.
But the authenticity of this allegation is not yet confirmed by the press.
If you are found Guilty, I swear walahi, i will also lock you up and throw away the key.
Don't think you can pay in Kind oooooooo.
Justice must take its full course.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #44 on: December 03, 2007, 03:46 PM »

justice!
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #45 on: December 03, 2007, 03:52 PM »

@ben, not fair, u shoulda let him defend hisself, this is false accusation in the highest order, i object, release ITUEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, tessy are u wit me?
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #46 on: December 03, 2007, 03:52 PM »

NLDers turn into an angry mob and keeps chanting:
JUSTICE! JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!!
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #47 on: December 03, 2007, 03:53 PM »

"Justice", naah it aint avialable in nigeria. I think u better go search someplace else, because in Nigeria, money can do anything.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #48 on: December 03, 2007, 03:56 PM »

$$-B£N-$$  enters room to address the NLD crowd.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #49 on: December 03, 2007, 03:59 PM »

justice!!
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #50 on: December 03, 2007, 04:15 PM »

WTF!

coupla hours i left and it has already turned into a mob thing  Shocked Shocked

calls in SWAT<FBI AND CIA to restore order
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #51 on: December 03, 2007, 04:21 PM »

@migines
don't forget u also ate the stolen goat
if they don't release Ituen eh everybody weh him chop da goat go purge for 7 days
na me talk am
deekseen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #52 on: December 03, 2007, 04:26 PM »

Damn! we got a goat thief already?
First of all, some people said things about santa being satan (though i've not received anything from him) and now there's a goat thief? How bad can this Xmas get? People are doing stuffs to deny us of xmas fun. na wa o.
Ituen, come out of your haven and defend yourself.
them don buy goat keep for lag for me wey i go use celebrate xmas ooo.
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #53 on: December 03, 2007, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: tessybaby on December 03, 2007, 04:21 PM
@migines
don't forget u also ate the stolen goat
if they don't release Ituen eh everybody weh him chop da goat go purge for 7 days
na me talk am

pure lie, the goat sweet but make ituen come defend himself

although gan,e no even get choice of parole
aristole (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #54 on: December 03, 2007, 04:38 PM »

you self,next time you will go to any nearby licensing office,register it,collect the particulars and the plate nos.my neighbour succeded in getting her lost cow only because he has done that
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #55 on: December 03, 2007, 05:04 PM »

Quote from: aristole on December 03, 2007, 04:38 PM
you self,next time you will go to any nearby licensing office,register it,collect the particulars and the plate nos.my neighbour succeded in getting her lost cow only because he has done that

now this is one carzy muda fuc!<er
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #56 on: December 03, 2007, 05:42 PM »

@aristole  Oloshi, because they register goats in your village.
For those of you that are calling on ITUEN, ona no dey hear say I'm dey PRISON ?
dele9000 (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #57 on: December 03, 2007, 05:44 PM »

I'm very sure ituen's planning a major jail break just like micheal scofield. . .
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #58 on: December 03, 2007, 05:51 PM »

@tess
c me c trouble o
woz my own? U came to d office and sed i should take goat meat pepper soup should i av asked if ur hubby stole d goat?
But not to wory, i'll tell my lawyer to convince the judge that ituen is mentally unstable and they should send him to a phycho home so he wunt go to prison. But that is only possible if ben gvs him chance 4 a court hearing.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #59 on: December 03, 2007, 05:58 PM »

@dele9000  Jail break indeed. You think say na yankee you dey. I doubt if this guy don visit KIRIKIRI before.
Man Scofield could plan a jail break because he was fed well in prison.
Tell me hw ITUEN (wey na straw full I'm head before) go fit escape prison with empty stomach.
If you really care for him, better go visit am now with beans before him die there.

@Migs, Na clem face i dey look ooo, you get mind dey talk for my presence say you follow chop the meat abi ?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #60 on: December 03, 2007, 06:27 PM »

@ben
na ur sweet goat sef i deh consider when i never send u go jail.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #61 on: December 03, 2007, 06:31 PM »

Seriously speaking, i once heard of a guy who's neighbour waz arrested and he went to ask what happened. For one reason or d oda, he waz detained and put in cell 4 nine mths.
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #62 on: December 03, 2007, 06:58 PM »

Seriously speaking, i once heard of a guy who's neighbour waz arrested and he went to ask what happened. For one reason or d oda, he waz detained and put in cell 4 nine mths.



migines where that one take happen, for naija here abi where?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #63 on: December 03, 2007, 07:02 PM »

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