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infobaba (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #352 on: January 01, 2008, 11:29 AM »

Mogbe!!!  Lips sealed
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #353 on: January 01, 2008, 12:14 PM »

Infobaba

E be like say u wan carry palaver wey big pass your ORI
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #354 on: January 01, 2008, 03:18 PM »

Na waooo.
kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #355 on: January 01, 2008, 07:11 PM »

i smell something funny in this room.

who farted? ben is that yu leaving?
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #356 on: January 01, 2008, 08:24 PM »

Blood of God.
Come kronkykay wetin you mean? E be like say you don smoke knock-out, na wetin dey worry.

By the way, who free you from Yaba Left side ?
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #357 on: January 01, 2008, 08:59 PM »

Na TT free am oh. Didnt know TT was a former inmate butmade his bones and rose to the director of yaba left side
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #358 on: January 01, 2008, 11:47 PM »

Ituen, guy u don mara. Migs which mine u dey talk 'bout, is it the one saucekid destroyed with a nuclear bomb or which one r u still talking 'bout.
And guys i don't work in yaba left side, I am ''BILL GATES'' financial advisor.
kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #359 on: January 02, 2008, 01:57 AM »

Quote from: ben~jay on January 01, 2008, 08:24 PM
Blood of God.
Come kronkykay wetin you mean? E be like say you don smoke knock-out, na wetin dey worry.

By the way, who free you from Yaba Left side ?

man, u are so behind the news, i stopped smoking knock-outs a longtyme ago

i now smoke space ships
***puff   puff   puff***

meanwhile, yaba left no fit contain me and TT, so them get discharge into a larger space (nairaland, home for the extremely mad fellows)
kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #360 on: January 02, 2008, 02:05 AM »

Quote from: tope_teadr on January 01, 2008, 11:47 PM
Ituen, guy u don mara. Migs which mine u dey talk 'bout, is it the one saucekid destroyed with a nuclear bomb or which one r u still talking 'bout.
 And guys i don't work in yaba left side, I am ''BILL GATES'' financial advisor.

with heavy slap to his face

WAKE UP BOY - DREAMS ARE BECOMING TOO EXPENSIVE.
infobaba (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #361 on: January 02, 2008, 07:24 AM »

@ kronkykay

No fighting
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #362 on: January 02, 2008, 08:45 AM »

no mind kronky,

just dey exhibit toutish characters whether he is in the park or not
kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #363 on: January 02, 2008, 09:00 AM »

infobaba, cool down now, haba!

u see bottle for mu hand?

i no dey fight oh!



ituen

no comment on you now. kind of bizi.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #364 on: January 02, 2008, 09:02 AM »

@kronky
So if u nor hold bottly your own fyte never start.
infobaba (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #365 on: January 02, 2008, 09:14 AM »

@ Migines

 i wonder o  Grin sha na till u hold something (weapon)  Undecided
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #366 on: January 02, 2008, 09:48 AM »

@All  Personally i think i like his fighting style.

Drags out a crate of empty star bottles.

@kronkykay  Abeg just help me burst Ituen head. Everytime i remember my goat, i feel like killing him.
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #367 on: January 02, 2008, 10:15 AM »


@kronky

Focus oh. You been also chop that goat meat


@Ben

But i gave u the private parts (fried) of the goat as compensation. You said i shld give you that even though i have finished eating the goat
clemcykul
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #368 on: January 02, 2008, 10:46 AM »

hmmm i dey enjoy this thread, goes off to take a bottle of stout with nkwobi Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #369 on: January 02, 2008, 10:59 AM »

Quote from: clemcykul on January 02, 2008, 10:46 AM
hmmm i dey enjoy this thread, goes off to take a bottle of stout with nkwobi Grin Grin

. . . a bone gets stuck in her windpipe. My goat meat is going places. imagine being used as nkwobi.

NOW WHO ISNT HAPPY I STOLE THE GOAT. or can i say who hasnt benefitted from it
clemcykul
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #370 on: January 02, 2008, 01:44 PM »

spuuters and cough the damn bones out and feeds iteun wid them Grin
kronkykay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #371 on: January 02, 2008, 02:27 PM »

@ ituen

how i go follow you chop goat wey you give belle. abeg no be mi ooo!

@ miggs

if i come fight you empty handed, you go get small liver wan challenge me

but if i face u with small weapon like bottle, knife, cutlass not to talk of gun

you'll be forced to call me the boss even if u know am going to kill u afterwards.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #372 on: January 02, 2008, 02:56 PM »

@kronkykay  Man shey that crate of star no reach ?

Rushes off to NBC  emmm please i will need a lorry load of bottles.

NBC Official; Sir, if i may ask what do you need so much bottles for ?

Ben: We want to make d remix of WW(II) world war 2 in NLD.
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #373 on: January 03, 2008, 06:16 AM »

@kronky

Get this straight. 2 things happened to the goat. It was stolen and it was raped.

Every Nlander knew i stole it and ate it.

But while it was in my compd. . . . . didnt u pay a visit to congratulate me?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #374 on: January 03, 2008, 07:56 AM »

Its good we know who stole d goat and who "bust" d yansh.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #375 on: January 03, 2008, 07:56 AM »

Its good we know who stole d goat and who, "bust" d yansh and who ate it.
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #376 on: January 03, 2008, 09:55 AM »

stole the goat - ituen

bust the yansh - kronky

ate the goat - ituen
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #377 on: January 03, 2008, 10:13 AM »

@ituen
Ha ha ha ha. We all know what happen and we've 4given u but maybe not ben.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #378 on: January 03, 2008, 10:24 AM »

Man i can't forgive ooooo.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #379 on: January 03, 2008, 10:35 AM »

I wunt blame u becoz if na me ituen go done be "by gone".
saucekid (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #380 on: January 03, 2008, 10:36 AM »

still fighting in the new year Grin Grin Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #381 on: January 03, 2008, 11:03 AM »

Na because i too get church mind. Thats why.
ituen (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #382 on: January 03, 2008, 12:03 PM »

Ben, i,m sorry for stealing your goat.

Please be careful next time
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #383 on: January 03, 2008, 12:10 PM »

Hmmm is this a truce or what ?

@All shey make i accept ?
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