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ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #64 on: December 04, 2007, 12:30 AM »

@NLDers
Nawaoooo despite how long i don detain ITUEN reach, none of ona don come forward say make I'm pay me the money for my GOAT back make i release the yeye boy.
I didn't know you guys hated ITUEN this much. Even TESSYBABY, upon the love letter wey take ITUEN aprox. 2weeks to compose just for you.
You can't show your love and free your man,
***laughs*** I think say na only blind love dey blind ooo, TESSY your fake love no only blind e be deaf and dumb join.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #65 on: December 04, 2007, 01:27 AM »

Tessy damn, u must be a good cook. I managed to steal some couple of meat's from that pot u were cooking from, and it was splendid.
Ben where da hell did u get that fcu!<ing goat from.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #66 on: December 04, 2007, 07:42 AM »

@TT
luks like u want to replace ituen. Ben nor be gentleman o.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #67 on: December 04, 2007, 08:23 AM »

Quote from: ben~jay on December 04, 2007, 12:30 AM
@NLDers
Nawaoooo despite how long i don detain ITUEN reach, none of ona don come forward say make I'm pay me the money for my GOAT back make i release the yeye boy.
I didn't know you guys hated ITUEN this much. Even TESSYBABY, upon the love letter wey take ITUEN aprox. 2weeks to compose just for you.
You can't show your love and free your man,
***laughs*** I think say na only blind love dey blind ooo, TESSY your fake love no only blind e be deaf and dumb join.
ben i no blame u yaah

Quote from: tope_teadr on December 04, 2007, 01:27 AM
Tessy damn, u must be a good cook. I managed to steal some couple of meat's from that pot u were cooking from, and it was splendid.
 Ben where da hell did u get that fcu!<ing goat from.

long throat, na food go kill u
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #68 on: December 04, 2007, 09:36 AM »

U think say na play when i say na d way when he deh, e nor deh okay.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #69 on: December 04, 2007, 11:11 AM »

Enters room with more policemen.
Oya if you hear your name, just respect yourself enter that danfo bus.

1. Migines
2. TT
3. Tessybaby

If you no hear your name, and for your mind, you know say you follow chop that goat meat peppersoup, respect yourself and join them too.
All of ona go join ITUEN today.
OLeeeee !!!!!!
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #70 on: December 04, 2007, 11:17 AM »

Calls the Nigerian military base to send 12 soldiers.
*they arrive*

Take ben and all this police men to d base and give them a "treat"

*drives off in his convoy*

*ben~jay don gentle*

na ur goat go fes miss.
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #71 on: December 04, 2007, 11:45 AM »

@migines. this is ow u guys will start another block buster movie o.

***Calls the Nigerian military base to send 12 soldiers.
*they arrive*

Take ben and all this police men to d base and give them a "treat"

*drives off in his convoy*

*ben~jay don gentle*

na your goat go fes miss.******
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #72 on: December 04, 2007, 11:54 AM »

this 1 is not a movie o. Perhaps u'll believe me when u see d logos on ben's back when he gets back.
ademiller (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #73 on: December 04, 2007, 12:08 PM »

what logos? whip lashes? ha ha ha ha na God catch am for detaining our Ituen. Grin
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #74 on: December 04, 2007, 12:12 PM »

Naaah
if it were 4 ituen's sake i'd av send ben to the Bahamas.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #75 on: December 04, 2007, 12:12 PM »

Naaah
if it were 4 ituen's sake i'd av send ben to the Bahamas.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #76 on: December 04, 2007, 12:16 PM »

@Migines  Man na so you hate ITUEN reach ?
Lmao   Grin
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #77 on: December 04, 2007, 12:22 PM »

Jesuuuuuus chr!St!!

Doz soldiers deh gree u post letter in between beatens? Anyway, u be my man, den don beat u enough i'll call the guy in charge to release u. Ndo

Bout ituen
<i reserve my comment>
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #78 on: December 04, 2007, 12:32 PM »

@Migs  Too bad you no really know who you dey deal with,
on seeing ben, the soldiers stood @ attention, all shouting
Morning sir !!!
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #79 on: December 04, 2007, 12:39 PM »

that waz after the beating then i told them ure my pal and we only had a misunderstanding.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #80 on: December 04, 2007, 12:46 PM »

hahahahaha
I'm be like say you wan sleep for guard room.
For the second time na CLEM face i dey look ooo. because harmattan chill winds don dey blow, i no go like make she begin miss you.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #81 on: December 04, 2007, 12:54 PM »

I nor blame u. Na bc0s i say mey them release u u deh prove Mr talent.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #82 on: December 04, 2007, 01:15 PM »

it really beats my imagination why Ituen has not replied any of these posts
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #83 on: December 04, 2007, 01:22 PM »

@tessybaby I'm be like say your brain press pause, abi your head na pentium 1/2 wey dey take 3 days to booth?
Don't you know Ituen has been in Prison for close to 3days now ?
jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #84 on: December 04, 2007, 01:25 PM »

at the police station,

goodday police officer, i am ITUEN's uncle from niger delta,
i have come to see to his situation at the police station.
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #85 on: December 04, 2007, 01:31 PM »

@tessy
u think say na st tropez hn deh? when hn go deh use internet.
better go an give him food at KIRIKIRI.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #86 on: December 04, 2007, 01:49 PM »

@ben jay
see if u insult me again eh
this NLD go small for the 2 of us.

@migine
u go shame when Ituen come back
abi u don ever hear say poor man put rich man for prison?
jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #87 on: December 04, 2007, 02:06 PM »

@Migines n @Tessybaby

ITUEN for prison don lean ooo.
abeg guys, make we organise some chops
for him and also arrange bail money.
OR what do you guys think?Huh
the guy don resemble crayfish.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #88 on: December 04, 2007, 02:09 PM »

@Tess U dey vex quick ooo,  I only asked a question no harms meant ok,

Ona better pay me make i free ITUEN before the bobo die for jail. Tess show some love naaa.
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #89 on: December 04, 2007, 02:12 PM »

how much be ya money?
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #90 on: December 04, 2007, 02:16 PM »

@jeff
make ME! contribute money mey ituen shop?
Pph!
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #91 on: December 04, 2007, 02:18 PM »

@Tess  Ehen na now you come,  Now you are being reasonable.

@Migs  How much i buy that goat for switzerland again ?
jeff.com (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #92 on: December 04, 2007, 02:21 PM »

@BENJAY

you go sort me part of that money wey
tessybaby wan arrange for you!!! Cool

@TESSYBABY

abeg sort that guy correct kishi because of my own cut.
correct gurl,  Grin
Migines (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #93 on: December 04, 2007, 02:33 PM »

@ben
about 12000 switzerland naira. But the goat is worth the price.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #94 on: December 04, 2007, 02:41 PM »

Okay Tess you don hear am.
Where will you like me to send my account details to ?
Your mail abi make i come see you for house ?
tessybaby (f)
Re: Christmas Goat Missing
« #95 on: December 04, 2007, 03:20 PM »

@Migines and ben jay
4 1 9 no be me wuna go chop better Ituen remain there
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