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tessybaby (f)
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@saucekid
Why u no go bail am
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saucekid (m)
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*why make i bail am???*
shebi na him steal goat tasty goat at that
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tessybaby (f)
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so u too be chop the goat eh?
wait make ben come
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saucekid (m)
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meat wey na nose i use chop as them dey cook am,i dey use nose chop am
na him u wan pin ontop me, lai lai
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tessybaby (f)
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open ya mouth make i smell am
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Demsy (m)
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No wonder!!
a few days back, some white guys were discussing with ITEUN about changing the face of the eatry industry.
He suggested that they shift attention away from Chicken, now goats should be branded. In fact, down ITEUN's street, we now have Tastee Fried Goatee. So, ITEUN is the one actually supplying the goats,
Guys, you need to do thumbnail prints for your goats for easy identification in case any one of them gets missing,
ITEUN, hmm!! na wa for you o!
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ben~jay (m)
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@saucekid Oooh so you follow chop the goat meat ?
Calls on policemen, OC oya join am for the danfo
saucekid tries to explain ,
Mr-Man, I no wan know if na smell u smell am or na just tasting,
Any attempt or group of attempts is also punishable by the court of law.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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there were two little black goats sitting on the wall
one named ituen, one named tess 
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tessybaby (f)
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Mr turkey?  |
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jeff.com (m)
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Rushed in and panting,
Hey guys, e be like say ITUEN dey go court tomorrow.
Abeg, make we all appear for court to testify against
all allegations on him oooooooooo.
Atleast a friend in need is a friend indeed.
@tessy, @saucekid, @mig, @mr turkey, @demsy.
Me self dey go court wit the niger delta boys.
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Migines (m)
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@jeff
ME! Make is testify 4 ituen favour? Typographical error.
@ben
guy u don't arrange that witness wey go talk say hn catch ituen goat handed?
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ademiller (f)
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@tessy baby, do u really love ituen,if u did u will bone all 419, even if u know say na 419, loose the money for the man you love, the guy dey die for prison na, give it a try, just pay ben murray bruce so him go release ituen. come to think of it, maybe ituen sef no dey prison oh? maybe na lie this guy dey tell us, infact, no mind them babygirl, heeeeeeeeeen make ituen remain for dia. u go girl.
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tessybaby (f)
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@ademiller
so u want say make i loose money just like that
abeg money no dey do love
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jeff.com (m)
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tryin to make calls to tessybaby, mig and saucekid.
@tessy
090tessy-busy snoring,
@mig
010migines-the nokia you are trying to call is not available.
@505saucechild-the human you are calling don kawa go
neighbouring country.
angry and thinking
friends are not reliable, them chop goat, clean mouth,
gbege land now, they all disappear.
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jeff.com (m)
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i've got the picture of the christmas goat that was missing.
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jeff.com (m)
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i've got the picture of the christmas goat that was missing.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Nobody is talking 'bout my missing goat, hmmm tessy if ituen no buy my goat back, na bazooka i go use come destroy una house.
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ben~jay (m)
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@TT Come guy you smoke knock-out ?
The last time i checked, it was my goat that was missing, thats why i jailed ITUEN the prime suspect
@All Atleast you guys can see how sexy my goat is, thats why i am really angry.
@jeff.com This one wey you don dey admire my goat picture, no go give am belle oooo.
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saucekid (m)
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@ benny,
this one wey you say the goat sexy, you dey fcuk am??
just asking***already on my way to colombia
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ademiller (f)
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wow, that is one dayum sexy juicy looking goat, ow i wish i was the thief, hey jeff.com, ow come it was u who got the pic of the goat? u r a suspect. and Mr Ben Jay, u didnt ponder on how manage jeff.com had the picture of your goat, because of the hatred u have for ituen, u caught him and locked him up, and let the real thief roam wild and free. u r a corrupt citizen of this country, i demand for the release of ituen, Sherlock Holmes Ademiller has soved yet another mystery. tessybaby, ur attention is needed, i gatta talk to u. i know ow to get ur ituen off d hook. Ben u and jeff are imposters, release ITUEN.
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ben~jay (m)
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@All Hmmm, Now i am really confused, Infact all of ona na suspect.
OC pack all of them join the DANFO.
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ademiller (f)
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you dey fcuk am
you dey fcuk am
you dey fcuk am
you dey fcuk am
you dey fcuk am
them say make i ask u again and again o.
ben time never reach for u to unhand ituen hen? or u want EFCC to come into this small domestic conflict. Sherlock Holmes Ademiller has spoken yet again.@ben come and do bargaining, i might find it in my heart to hear u out o
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saucekid (m)
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@ ugonna i wan ask am again oooooooo benny,shey u don even totori the goat?? |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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this is an official press release concerning the dissapearance of the missing christmas goat, he is in our possession, he is safe and in good health. if y'all wanno see your goat alive (or already roasted and prepared), you must be ready to meet the following conditions:
1. an embargo to the importation of turkey must be effected
2. there should be a total cessation of the genocidal mastication of turkey meat come this yuletide period
3. all attacks and perceived planned attacks on all feathered animals must cease fortwith
4. we will enter into negotiations with the relevant stakeholders on the future roles of turkeys in the polity
5. all attempts should be made by man to fund scientific research that would increase the average brain size of turkeys worldwide
if these demands are not met, we have the wherewithal to see to the dissapearance of all goats and cows this coming yuletide making the celebrations meatless for the millions of meat lovers.
be warned, this is no turkey business
signed: agent 007.5
movement for the emancipation of all world turkeys
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ben~jay (m)
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ona sure this Mr Turkey Guy well at all ?
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Migines (m)
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@turk
u mean d goat meat we already ate wit peppersoup is in ur custody?
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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u mean d goat meat we already ate wit peppersoup is in your custody?
you ate the wrong goat kid, i got the real goat  |
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tope_teadr (m)
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Migs, i was wondering.
Or maybe he's holding the delicious goat captive in our stomach.
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