Father And Son!

A father and son are fishing in a boat and the
father reaches over to a cooler and pulls out a
beer and starts drinking it. The son says, "Dad,
can I have one?" And the father says, "Well, can
your privates reach around your leg and touch your
asshole?" The son says, "Umm, no." So later on
the father reaches over and pulls out a cigarette
and starts smoking it. The son says, "Dad, can I
have one of those?" the father replies, "Can your
privates reach around your leg and touch your
asshole?" The son says, "No." The father says,
"Well too bad."

Later on they're driving down the road and they
stop at a gas station. The father goes in and
buys one hundred lotto tickets and gives his son
one. The father scratches off all ninety-nine of
them and he's a loser! His son scratches off his
and he won ten million dollars! The father says,
"Ok son, give me the ticket." the son replies,
"Well, can your privates reach around your leg and
touch your asshole?" The father says, "Yeah!"

The son says, "Then Go mess Yourself! This Money
Is Mine!!!"

haha! bwoy!

hahaha

nigga for real!!