Just In Case

As he was quietly watching television at home,
the chap hears a sound on the roof of his house
and rushes out to investigate. Seeing it was a
fair sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his
home he promptly calls up the local zoo
autorities to inform them one of their animals
had escaped. He is reassured that a gorilla
recovering units is on the way and to remain
calm.

A few minutes later, an old beat up truck,
displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its
panels, pulls up to the house. The elderly driver
proceed to recover from the back of the truck, a
chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a
baseball bat and a 12 gauge shotgun. Puzzled on
how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of
this gorilla who had by now torn half the roof
apart, the chap ask him how he will go about
doing this. As he hands him over the .12 gauge
shotgun, the zoo employee explains the plan:
'First I'll climb up there with the ladder, then
I approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof
using the baseball bat; As soon as the gorilla
hits the ground, the specially trained chihuahua
dog will attack its private parts.'

'When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will
have lowered it's hands to it's groin area to
protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip
on the handcuffs.' 'Then, I lead him to the
truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo.'

Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled
house owner asks why he was handed the .12 gauge
shotgun?

'Well,  ' explains the experienced gorilla
retriever, 'It's just a precaution should thing
not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event
that once on the roof the gorilla knocks me off
with the baseball bat.

Shoot the dog, '

that dog's got itz eyes fixed on groins