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diddy4 (m)
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Definition of ugly:
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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micklplus (m)
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OMG  |
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ojd (m)
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O my gawd |
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diddy4 (m)
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@ efani how is your sense of humour, if you've got 1. lol  |
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vichel (m)
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it was aiiight
alright  , just aiight , i thin u should be lol |
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Efani (m)
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its not my fault everything u type is lame as hell
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jayemkay (f)
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haba! |
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Rhodalyn (f)
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its not my fault everything u type is lame as hell
i've noticed U dnt give very nice compliments, i wonder why that is so |
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Junior88
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lol i don't have the guts to say that to a lady
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Rhodalyn (f)
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to say what? |
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diddy4 (m)
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@ Rhodalyn lol i don't have the guts to say that to a lady
i just can't believe you got laid twice. |
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Oracle (m)
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damn, this is bad, this is cold, this is ugly
thatz embarrasment. that shopkeeper is crazy
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Damsal (f)
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damn, this is bad, this is cold, this is ugly
thatz embarrasment. that shopkeeper is crazy
Easy Oracle, i'm sure this is why it's just a joke because if it wasn't i would kindly help that woman to kick the shop keepers ass. |
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kellorah (f)
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@topic: BUTTERZ  |
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kellorah (f)
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cheiii i pity d woman! kai!!!!
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favour5 (f)
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men! that was cruel!  |
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Kadeejah (f)
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lmfaooooooooo oh my lawwd dts funny  |
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diddy4 (m)
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glad u laughing.
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Oracle (m)
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Easy Oracle, i'm sure this is why it's just a joke because if it wasn't i would kindly help that woman to kick the shop keepers ass.
**oopsy** i forgot |
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