The Bluffing Husband!

This is for my guys in Nairaland that bluff of their manhood.

On the eve of a couple wedding, the man starting making funny remarks. He said:
I can't be or behave stupid because of a girl. No matter how pretty she is.During our dating period Jane (my wife) knows. I don't give a damn.She is here, u can aask her if u doubt me.

After the wedding, they decided to have their honey moon at a hotel in VGC city.
Being so exhausted, they both slept off. After 4hrs the man woke up while the wife was still sleeping & decided to play the man.
As he touched the wife she shouted at him:

Wife: Who is that stupid man?
Husband (scared):  It's me honey
Wife: You are a big fool for waking me up at this time of the night
Husband: yes ma. Sorry for disturbing u
Wife: shey u said u can't be stupid because of a girl. see ur Coconut head

I get ur drift but there's nofin smiley or laughy about it.