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nobledanie (m)
Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« on: April 05, 2006, 02:41 PM »

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison" - "pencil", however, is masculine - "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is inco
ranti_ikupiti: 2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. in order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3.they are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. as soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
kajad (m)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #1 on: April 05, 2006, 03:16 PM »

 Cheesy  Cheesy Cheesy I think 'la computer' it is.
micklplus (m)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #2 on: April 05, 2006, 03:56 PM »

 Shocked ! this made me laugh  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
spikelord (m)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #3 on: April 15, 2006, 10:56 AM »

Yeah, La Computer!
bluenubian (f)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #4 on: April 16, 2006, 06:22 AM »

na uh, le le le computer. funny one
JazzyJ (f)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #5 on: October 22, 2008, 10:23 AM »

le computer would be rite
saucekid (m)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #6 on: October 22, 2008, 01:19 PM »

uhm. . . .
yysl
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #7 on: October 22, 2008, 01:32 PM »

ke   ke  ke    laugh gh gh gh
Nautillus (m)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #8 on: October 22, 2008, 01:33 PM »

I've seen this joke somewhere bofore . . .recently too . . . . Undecided Undecided Undecided
tytylayor (f)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #9 on: October 22, 2008, 03:52 PM »

tnx 4 that,  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
clemcykul
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #10 on: October 23, 2008, 10:34 AM »

walahi talahi me no go lapp Embarrassed
tytylayor (f)
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #11 on: October 23, 2008, 12:13 PM »

who beat u
clemcykul
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1
« #12 on: October 23, 2008, 03:10 PM »

beat me?? lol

i do the beating Grin Grin Grin Grin but wid a sugar cane Grin
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