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Sam Milla (m)
The Streetlight
« on: December 05, 2007, 11:46 AM »

A police officer saw an hausa girl down on her knees under a streetlight in abuja.

"Can I help you?" he asked.

"I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it," replied the girl.

"Did you drop it right here?" asked the cop.

"No," she responded, "I dropped it about half a mile away, but the light's better here."

Sam Milla (m)
Re: The Streetlight
« #1 on: December 05, 2007, 11:50 AM »

At a pharmacy, the same hausa woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"It won't work," countered the hausa lady woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt
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