An Old Lady Writes To Dear Abbey

An Old Lady Writes to Dear Abbey

An old lady was about to get married, but she had a secret she didn't want her future husband to know. So she decided to write a letter to a newspaper. "Dear Abbey," she wrote, "Ben might not marry me if he finds I have bad teeth. How can I keep my secret from him?" In a few days, the answer appeared in the newspaper: "Keep your mouth shut"