Young Or Old

Young or Old

An 80 year old man and a 23 year old girl are dating. She is olny dating him because she thinks that he can't get her pregnant.

After about a year of dating, he gets her pregnant. So she breaks up with him, but still decides to have the child. 9 months later the old man goes to the hospital to find out about the baby. So he goes up to the front desk and asks the nurse how he did. The nurse replied," you had twins."

The old says to the nurse, "Ah, you see. There could be lots of snow on the roof, but still fire burnin' in the furnace."

The nurse replies," Well, I think you better change your filters because both of the babies are black."