The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh

[b]THE ARABS AND THE AMERICAN-LOHLARH[/b]
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,” I need to get up and get a beer".

"Don't get up;" said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you".

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?"

this joke is kind of stale.

iteun OMG ure back! ure most welcome we missed you

remixed joke but still funny, i just can't laff because

@Clemcy

Make una no vex

Buried my grandad on the 16th so i was out of action

BUT NOW I'M BACK

Yeah, nd we knew u were locked up at kirikiri.

my condolence iteun
@miggie & TT hes barely back please giv him a warm hug and a welcome back kiss
we all missed him dint we

hey Tess i cn see u grinning from ear to ear, ur tom tom mickie mickie is back!

hahaha nice excuse ITUEN grandpa's burial indeed.

You could have said you travelled for peace talks in iraq maybe we could have fell for that.

Welcome back to kirikiri.

Thanks Clemcy

don't mind Migines, TT and Ben. They came for the burial

Ben asked for extra rice after being served Garri n Native soup.

MIggy took 5 toothpicks and 3 disposable cups home and forgot his/ur souvenier. I hope he gave u urs

TT took his souvenier (bottle opener) and sold it before he got home. _{poverty bad oh}

Well my honeymoon was cut short by that event. Trying to get Tessy fixed up in the "Family way"

Lol.

@tessy
can i see u?. . . . In the privacy of my office.

Room 007. Bangy hotel. Same time.

Ha hn. Teeessy. Ok i _stand but just make sure no 1 is following u. Lets make this as clean as always.
*<bye the way. I like this wrong nos technique>*

calls recorded. will transmit same to Tessy's husband. Una still dey hide am. God don catch una.

tnks Emperor. Actually all calls are recorded to be transmitted to Clemcy. I think her divorce evidence is now complete