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sillyboy (m)
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Please guys, I'd like you to take this seriously. I'm starting a new dating firm that will help guys and ladies find their dream patners. I just feel that my pals here on Nairaland should have a taste first. You don't have to think of fees, because it's absolutely free!  . Guys just tell me any lady you like on Nairaland by posting their ids' on this topic and I promise you that you will have her in 1 week. Yes in one week.Ladies too can post a guy they are willing to "roll" with too here, and he shall be yours in 1 week too. Note: The maximum patners my firm is willing to help one person with is just 2! Anyone that request for more than two dates won't be considered!  Let's kick the ball rolling gus!  . . . . . . don't be shy just say their user ids! You don't need pictures too 
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colomb (m)
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"Get Your Partner".U made it seem as if it's an auctioning firm.Nice suggestion but u should have put it right.
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sillyboy (m)
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@ nana lol Believe me, I've not seen that id on Nairaland.  Just give the common id the lucky guy uses  @ colomb. Sorry about that. But hope you got the messeage?  . . . . common, post the hot mami's id NOW and she will be yours by next Tuesday! 
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nana (f)
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sillybuoyno comment,
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mellow (m)
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Thinking Are you really this silly?
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nana (f)
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Thinking Are you really this silly?
lol
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Bestglo (f)
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i think i need sillygirl.sorry sillyboy i mean
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sillyboy (m)
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@ nana . .no comment, Guess you are still thinking if you can trust my xpert dating company?. . . tale your time pal. @ mellow Thinking Are you really this silly? That's how you will be beating around the bush!  . . . you better tell me her name now, else i wont respond to u when you buzz me on YIM @ betglo. You wish will definately be yours before next tuesday 
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toyinrayo (f)
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so. . . **digging in my wallet**. . .how much do i pay for you, SILLYBOY? phew!!! ohh yea, you're absolutely free. . . this is my YIM ( get_a_fcking_lyf_@yahoo.com) . . . buzz me, you hear, so we can arrange a date for you to ytake moi on a date. dnt forget ohhhor you'll be brand a "never shows up date" 
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sillyboy (m)
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@rockiedink na wah oh!!! Seems I've come across that name. please. give me a minute to searh our archive. She's yours bro  Add: Did I ever tell you I'm looking for dates?. . . . I've got options more that the Shewa and Shukura guy believe me. I'm now into humanitarian service. I help people like you get dates  @ IICE Chai Is that a name on Nairaland too?. . . Well, you ladies have a brilliantly crafty way of coding your fantasies' name  . Well for your info. someone gave me your name sometimes back. He's dying to be your good friend  . Guess you know him? Now is the time to kick-start it  @ toyinrayo so. . . **digging in my wallet**. . .how much do i pay for you, SILLYBOY? phew!!! ohh yea, you're absolutely free. . . this is my YIM ( get_a_fcking_lyf_@yahoo.com) . . . buzz me, you hear, so we can arrange a date for you to ytake moi on a date. dnt forget ohhhor you'll be brand a "never shows up date" Is that you don't understant simple sentences or what? I'm not looking for a date, but if I get one for free I wouldn't mind. I never asked anyone to drop contacts!  Just name your fantasy and he shall be yours in 1 week! Simple instruction. I think noticed you are in the US., how in the hell do you communicate if you don't understand english? but you can also mail me via dontwannadieonfatass@yahoo.comToyin, "jo so oruko eniti o hun fi lala lalale, a de je tie before nxt tuesday"
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sillyboy (m)
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If you guys don't start to patronize me, I'll be forced to match-make you ! 
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efuah (f)
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Sillyboy na my choice 
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realkemmy (m)
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i need hmmmmmmmm, thinking.
may be lata
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busygal (f)
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@poster U are disapionting me oooooooooooo which kind topic be this naaaaaaaaa?  ?
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yimiton (f)
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Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us? Silly boy how are you doing? 
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zignor (m)
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@sillyboy . . .just like that? 
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sillyboy (m)
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@ Efuah. Sillyboy na my choice Consider Silly totally yours  . . . first Virgin Nigeria flight to Accra tommorow morning. Meet me at the Arival lounge. @busygal You are disapionting me oooooooooooo which kind topic be this naaaaaaaaa?? Pal, what's wrong with the topic? Am only trying to help people overcome their fantasies that torture them every night after visiting nairaland during the day. Sorry if am dissapointing you, but I guess this is my God-sent-mission. To help nairalanders overcome and change their fantasies to realities. @ yimiton Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us? Silly boy how are you doing? Am great smart girl. . . . and what influence would your name yimiton have on you?  . . . . sounds like Lipton to me. Got any name on your mind you want to get in 1 week?  @ Zignor. @sillyboy . . .just like that? Pal just like that bro. u need to trust myself and my firm. I know you've got easybabe, but hey! . . . . who says you can't add some more to her? Competition makes championship thick you knw? @ all. Please drop the names on your mind and stop having sleepless nights because of that sexy writings u imagine is from a sexy lady/guy on nairaland. Please don't make me match-make u guys,. . . trust me u wouldnt like that 
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sillyboy (m)
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@ Zig. apart from easybaby, I know you've got eyes for b- - - - - -  Rockie. Wouldn't you tell the truth and "shame the devil" Where is borlarge? 
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yimiton (f)
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Sillyboy!  Aren't you just something else!  Sure my name does influence me. I take a cup of lipton every morning! 
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sillyboy (m)
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@ yimiton You. . . . . . . Lipton!. . . . of all stuffs available? Well wouldn't you just name the guy on nairaland you would like to replace the pillow u hold tight to at night?. . . . remember it's for FREE! Am I just not too nice? 
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gbengeoou
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Bros Sillyboy, just hook me up with Bisano.
i go dey expect positive outcome o.
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jkpretty (f)
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So what happens after one week?
But oops! i have more than two on my list
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yimiton (f)
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Sillyboy! Aren't you just silly?!  Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for  Silly you!  And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe.
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rockiedink (m)
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@sillyboy truth is i think you're just jobless. perhaps if you change your name to brainyboy, you'll be more responsible. and don't you dare go picking on Yimiton again, oh she can actually take care of herself! good for her
@yimiton never cease to giveit to him the way he deserves it sis.
@zignor don't pay him any attention
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sillyboy (m)
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@ gbengeoou Bros Sillyboy, just hook me up with Bisano.
i go dey expect positive outcome o. Consider it done  . . . . We've never failed our clients. By next week Thursday, bisano shall be yours! @jkpretty. So what happens after one week?
But oops! i have more than two on my list Your fantasy shall surely be yours!  . . . . just after one week of posting his name. Isn't just what u need? You can just post the first two of your priority list. . . . you knw scale of preference stuff. @ yimiton Sillyboy! Aren't you just silly?! Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for
Silly you!
And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe. You and I know that a non-living thing can never be a living thing. If it's not panadol, it can never be panadol. Abi pillow na person name for nairaland? @Rockiedink @sillyboy truth is i think you're just jobless. perhaps if you change your name to brainyboy, you'll be more responsible. and don't you dare go picking on Yimiton again, oh she can actually take care of herself! good for her
@yimiton never cease to giveit to him the way he deserves it sis.
@zignor don't pay him any attention If there is anything like "jobfull", then I think that's what I am. My name is my name and I love it. and believe me I know am much more responsible than yourself. How can I help people to get their dream dates if am not responsible?. . . . and how can you be responsible if you try as much as possible to "short-circuit" a responsible gesture to help peole turn fantasies to realities? Hope you get the logic You know what, I think your fantasy is Yimiton. Trust me, i know people like u. Please believe me, I don't want people to pay me attention. I get attention not paid. I've had that all my life!
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sillyboy (m)
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Chai!  . . . . Seun don move our topic come here! You are right sha.  So people common, shoot out the names. I've gotten some we are working on now.
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