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sillyboy (m)
Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« on: December 05, 2007, 05:04 PM »

Please guys, I'd like you to take this seriously. I'm starting a new dating firm that will help guys and ladies find their dream patners. I just feel that my pals here on Nairaland should have a taste first.

You don't have to think of fees, because it's absolutely free! Shocked Grin.

Guys just tell me any lady you like on Nairaland by posting their ids' on this topic and I promise you that you will have her in 1 week. Yes in one week.

Ladies too can post a guy they are willing to "roll" with too here, and he shall be yours in 1 week too.

Note:

The maximum patners my firm is willing to help one person with is just 2! Anyone that request for more than two dates won't be considered! Angry

Let's kick the ball rolling gus! Grin. . . . . .don't be shy just say their user ids!

You don't need pictures too Grin Shocked Shocked
nana (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #1 on: December 05, 2007, 05:04 PM »

lol
colomb (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #2 on: December 05, 2007, 05:09 PM »

"Get Your Partner".U made it seem as if it's an auctioning firm.Nice suggestion but u should have put it right.
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #3 on: December 05, 2007, 05:12 PM »

@ nana

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lol

Believe me, I've not seen that id on Nairaland. Grin Just give the common id the lucky guy uses Wink

@ colomb.

Sorry about that. But hope you got the messeage? Huh. . . . common, post the hot mami's id NOW and she will be yours by next Tuesday! Shocked
nana (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #4 on: December 05, 2007, 05:13 PM »

sillybuoyno comment,
mellow (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #5 on: December 05, 2007, 05:14 PM »

Thinking  Are you really this silly?
nana (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #6 on: December 05, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Quote from: mellow on December 05, 2007, 05:14 PM
Thinking Are you really this silly?
lol
Bestglo (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #7 on: December 05, 2007, 05:20 PM »



i think i need sillygirl.sorry sillyboy i mean
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #8 on: December 05, 2007, 05:26 PM »

@ nana
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. .no comment,


Guess you are still thinking if you can trust my xpert dating company?. . . tale your time pal.

@ mellow
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Thinking  Are you really this silly?

That's how you will be beating around the bush! Angry. . . you better tell me her name now, else i wont respond to u when you buzz me on YIM

@ betglo.

You wish will definately be yours before next tuesday Tongue
rockiedink (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #9 on: December 05, 2007, 05:28 PM »

na wah oh!!!if dates were horse, sillyboy would get one Grin Grin Grin
iice (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #10 on: December 06, 2007, 02:43 AM »

Chai
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #11 on: December 06, 2007, 02:58 AM »

so. . . **digging in my wallet**. . .how much do i pay  for you, SILLYBOY?
phew!!! ohh yea, you're absolutely free. . . this is my  YIM (  get_a_fcking_lyf_@yahoo.com) . . . buzz me, you hear, so we can arrange a date for you to ytake moi on a date. dnt forget ohhhor you'll be brand a "never shows up date"   Angry  Angry Tongue
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #12 on: December 06, 2007, 08:09 AM »

@rockiedink

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na wah oh!!!

Seems I've come across that name. please. give me a minute to searh our archive. She's yours bro Cool

Add: Did I ever tell you I'm looking for dates?. . . . I've got options more that the Shewa and Shukura guy believe me. I'm now into humanitarian service. I help people like you get dates Undecided

@ IICE

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Chai

Is that a name on Nairaland too?. . . Well, you ladies have a brilliantly crafty way of coding your fantasies' name Tongue.  Well for your info. someone gave me your name sometimes back. He's dying to be your good friend Grin. Guess you know him? Now is the time to kick-start it Shocked

@ toyinrayo

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so. . . **digging in my wallet**. . .how much do i pay  for you, SILLYBOY?
phew!!! ohh yea, you're absolutely free. . . this is my  YIM (  get_a_fcking_lyf_@yahoo.com) . . . buzz me, you hear, so we can arrange a date for you to ytake moi on a date. dnt forget ohhhor you'll be brand a "never shows up date"     


 Is that you don't understant simple sentences or what? I'm not looking for a date, but if I get one for free I wouldn't mind. I never asked anyone to drop contacts! Angry Just name your fantasy and he shall be yours in 1 week! Simple instruction.

I think noticed you are in the US., how in the hell do you communicate if you don't understand english? but you can also mail me via dontwannadieonfatass@yahoo.com

Toyin, "jo so oruko eniti o hun fi lala lalale, a de je tie before nxt tuesday"
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #13 on: December 06, 2007, 08:48 AM »

If you guys don't start to patronize me, I'll be forced to match-make you ! Angry
efuah (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #14 on: December 06, 2007, 09:04 AM »

Sillyboy na my choice Cool
realkemmy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #15 on: December 06, 2007, 09:07 AM »

i need hmmmmmmmm, thinking.

may be lata
busygal (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #16 on: December 06, 2007, 09:11 AM »

 @poster

U are disapionting me oooooooooooo
 
which kind topic be this naaaaaaaaa?Huh?
yimiton (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #17 on: December 06, 2007, 09:12 AM »

Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us? Undecided
Silly boy how are you doing?  Cheesy
zignor (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #18 on: December 06, 2007, 10:26 AM »

@sillyboy . . .just like that?  Grin Grin Grin
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #19 on: December 06, 2007, 10:35 AM »

@ Efuah.
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Sillyboy na my choice


Consider Silly totally yours Cool. . . first Virgin Nigeria flight to Accra tommorow morning. Meet me at the Arival lounge.

@busygal
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You are disapionting me oooooooooooo
 
which kind topic be this naaaaaaaaa??


Pal, what's wrong with the topic? Am only trying to help people overcome their fantasies that torture them every night after visiting nairaland during the day. Sorry if am dissapointing you, but I guess this is my God-sent-mission. To help nairalanders overcome and change their fantasies to realities.

@ yimiton

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Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us?
Silly boy how are you doing?  


Am great smart girl. . . . and what influence would your name yimiton have on you? Undecided. . . . sounds like Lipton to me.

Got any name on your mind you want to get in 1 week? Wink

@ Zignor.
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@sillyboy . . .just like that?


Pal just like that bro. u need to trust myself and my firm. I know you've got easybabe, but hey! . . . . who says you can't add some more to her? Competition makes championship thick you knw?   

@ all.

Please drop the names on your mind and stop having sleepless nights because of that sexy writings u imagine is from a sexy lady/guy on nairaland.

Please don't make me match-make u guys,. . . trust me u wouldnt like that Undecided
zignor (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #20 on: December 06, 2007, 10:44 AM »

@sillyboy . . .lol  Grin Grin Grin
rockiedink (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #21 on: December 06, 2007, 10:50 AM »

Quote from: zignor on December 06, 2007, 10:44 AM
@sillyboy . . .lol  Grin Grin Grin

same here
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #22 on: December 06, 2007, 11:13 AM »

@ Zig.

apart from easybaby, I know you've got eyes for b- - - - - -  Lips sealed

Rockie.

Wouldn't you tell the truth and "shame the devil"


Where is borlarge? Huh
yimiton (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #23 on: December 06, 2007, 11:24 AM »

Sillyboy!  Grin
Aren't you just something else!  Cheesy
Sure my name does influence me. I take a cup of lipton every morning!  Wink  Grin
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #24 on: December 06, 2007, 11:31 AM »

@ yimiton

You. . . . . . . Lipton!. . . . of all stuffs available?

Well wouldn't you just name the guy on nairaland you would like to replace the pillow u hold tight to at night?. . . . remember it's for FREE!

Am I just not too nice? Undecided
gbengeoou
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #25 on: December 06, 2007, 11:39 AM »

Bros Sillyboy, just hook me up with Bisano.

i go dey expect positive outcome o.
jkpretty (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #26 on: December 06, 2007, 11:53 AM »

So what happens after one week?

But oops! i have more than two on my list
yimiton (f)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #27 on: December 06, 2007, 11:56 AM »

Sillyboy!
Aren't you just silly?!  Grin
Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for  Undecided Cheesy

Silly you! Grin Grin Wink Grin

And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe.
rockiedink (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #28 on: December 06, 2007, 12:06 PM »

@sillyboy
truth is i think you're just jobless. perhaps if you change your name to brainyboy, you'll be more responsible. and don't you dare go picking on Yimiton again, oh she can actually take care of herself! good for her

@yimiton
never cease to giveit to him the way he deserves it sis.

@zignor
don't pay him any attention
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #29 on: December 06, 2007, 12:42 PM »

@ gbengeoou

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Bros Sillyboy, just hook me up with Bisano.

i go dey expect positive outcome o.

Consider it done Cool. . . . We've never failed our clients.  By next week Thursday, bisano shall be yours!

@jkpretty.

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So what happens after one week?

But oops! i have more than two on my list

Your fantasy shall surely be yours! Shocked. . . . just after one week of posting his name. Isn't just what u need? You can just post the first two of your priority list. . . . you knw scale of preference stuff.

@ yimiton

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Sillyboy!
Aren't you just silly?! 
Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for   

Silly you!   

And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe.

You and I know that a non-living thing can never be a living thing. If it's not panadol, it can never be panadol. Abi pillow na person name for nairaland?

@Rockiedink

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@sillyboy
truth is i think you're just jobless. perhaps if you change your name to brainyboy, you'll be more responsible. and don't you dare go picking on Yimiton again, oh she can actually take care of herself! good for her

@yimiton
never cease to giveit to him the way he deserves it sis.

@zignor
don't pay him any attention

If there is anything like "jobfull", then I think that's what I am. My name is my name and I love it. and believe me I know am much more responsible than yourself. How can I help people to get their dream dates if am not responsible?. . . . and how can you be responsible if you try as much as possible to "short-circuit" a responsible gesture to help peole turn fantasies to realities? Hope you get the logic

You know what, I think your fantasy is Yimiton. Trust me, i know people like u.

Please believe me, I don't want people to pay me attention. I get attention not paid. I've had that all my life!
sillyboy (m)
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #30 on: December 06, 2007, 01:07 PM »

Chai!  Angry. . . . Seun don move our topic come here!

You are right sha. Undecided

So people common, shoot out the names. I've gotten some we are working on now.
gbengeoou
Re: Get Partners For Free On Nairaland
« #31 on: December 06, 2007, 01:36 PM »

Sillyboy, wot if it`s not achieved next week, wot will you paid for compensation for damages? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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