Jockey

THREE PADDYS SITTING IN A BAR IN DUBLIN WERE HAVIN A GOOD TIME. ONE SAID, I THINK MY WIFE IS HAVNG AN AFFAIR WITH AN ELECTRICIAN. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND A WIRE CUTTER UNDER OUR BED. THE SECOND SAID, I THINK MY WIFE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A PLUMBER.  ONE DAY I FOUND A WRENCH UNDER OUR BED

THE THIRD SAID, I THINK MY WIFE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A HORSE.

WHAT, THE OTHER SAID IN DISBELIEF. I CANT BE, ARE YOU SURE?

THE THIRD CARRIED ON, YES HONEST. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND A JOCKEY UNDER OUR BED.

**hiss**