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ravenzord (m)
Stupid Baby Names
« on: December 10, 2007, 05:32 PM »


A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
ademiller (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #1 on: December 11, 2007, 05:54 PM »

@poster, as in waht the heck does this mean Undecided
saucekid (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #2 on: December 11, 2007, 06:05 PM »

ade,
help me ask am oooo
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #3 on: December 12, 2007, 12:27 AM »

please help me ask also.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #4 on: December 12, 2007, 12:33 AM »

@topic
i don't get it. . . Embarrassed
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #5 on: December 12, 2007, 12:37 AM »

U can't, the joke's meaningless.
gee. (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #6 on: December 12, 2007, 02:50 AM »

@poster àbì na banner, na refrigirator fall on top d last pikin head we make am dey backfire?
dapsins69 (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #7 on: December 12, 2007, 07:09 AM »

funny because somethin tells me his momma told him that joke!

does that mean he's the last kid? Huh
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #8 on: December 12, 2007, 10:01 AM »

Seems so.
temmysexy (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #9 on: December 12, 2007, 10:02 AM »

lol Shocked Shocked Grin nice Grin
ravenzord (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #10 on: December 12, 2007, 04:13 PM »

It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if ur I.Q's 150 nd above.sorry,dumbasses
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #11 on: December 12, 2007, 10:27 PM »

Quote from: ravenzord on December 12, 2007, 04:13 PM
It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if your I.Q's 150 nd above.sorry,dumbasses

ok, dumbassjust a hint for the next time you decide to post a jokemake it funny,at least . And two thumbs up for you,  that you have an "IQ of 150 and above". . .hisses
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #12 on: December 12, 2007, 10:36 PM »

Wtf is going on.
Uzzyan (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #13 on: December 12, 2007, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: ravenzord on December 12, 2007, 04:13 PM
It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if your I.Q's 150 nd above.sorry,dumbasses
No u don't get it, it was so clear ok. Beside next time don't use jokes to test ones IQ alright

@ toyin
I will always fight for u and pinny u know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ tope
Not serious
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #14 on: December 12, 2007, 10:52 PM »

@uzzy
ehrrrrrrrm ok

@tope
dnt mind that mumu jo. . . ravenzord is inferring that who ever didn't get his sh^ttya$$ joke is stupid . . .
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #15 on: December 12, 2007, 11:12 PM »

U guys should hv ignored the dumbfcu!<.
Replying his post, actually gives him the idea he/she a human.
Migines (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #16 on: December 12, 2007, 11:34 PM »

Hmmm. . .  bravo!
Even wit an I.Q over 150 u still type rubbish.
mystikalb2 (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #17 on: December 13, 2007, 12:04 AM »

@uzzyan


toyinrayo n pinny ka
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #18 on: December 13, 2007, 12:13 AM »

Hmmmmm . . . . . . . , . . . .
toyinrayo (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #19 on: December 13, 2007, 12:23 AM »

@mystikalb2
can you give me a reason why my name is going in and out of your mouth? dude, i don't even know you. ,  . don't take offense, just asking a  question  Undecided
cute_N_hot (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #20 on: December 13, 2007, 12:28 AM »

@poster.
no disrespect
but a joke like that could only come from someone
who had a fridge fell on them Grin


now thats a real joke
Migines (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #21 on: December 13, 2007, 12:33 AM »

I don't! Think so.
dapsins69 (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #22 on: December 13, 2007, 06:51 AM »

if ur I.Q is 150 and above, as u say and i post that kind of funny joke>



i don't want to be wise then

dumb ass mother fcuker
Migines (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #23 on: December 13, 2007, 07:16 AM »

@dapsin
is that "69" just a random number or wad'a think ed'is?
Just thinking.
slitty
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #24 on: December 13, 2007, 08:59 AM »

very funny

the kid has disoriented speech because refrigerator fell on his head when he was born

ldmsao
 Grin Grin
clemcykul
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #25 on: December 13, 2007, 10:37 AM »

okay guys on behalf of poster my apologies Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

dammit! when i was typn the joke the fridge fell on my head, and i farted, that is why i typed that rubbish u there Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
but i promise 2 giv u guys something better, provided u guys don't bla bla bla for a  yr Grin Grin Grin Grin
tessybaby (f)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #26 on: December 13, 2007, 11:03 AM »

hey
clem and blablabla
na only death go do them part
ravenzord (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #27 on: December 14, 2007, 11:00 AM »

Y'all,never knew this thing would turn out this way,d old me wouldn't allow y'all 2 get away with cussing me lik that,'specially since i've gat lotsa swear words in my flocabulary,but i just got converted 2day so i'm goin 2 do an akon on you nd 'pologise;sorry that my joke was 2 refined,sorry that it didn't appeal 2 you,sorry that our tastes were different,sorry 4 d dumbass remark,sorry 4 having a 162 I.Q.Please don't tell me u'll do a timbaland/one republic on me.So we're cool,rite?
mellow (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #28 on: December 14, 2007, 11:10 AM »

Guys, the poster is right. If you guys are smart you would have noticed that

There is a little dot before the 150 in order wards the jokes is for retards like him.

Imagine having an I.Q of .150, nothing less than a retarded imbecile.
clemcykul
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #29 on: December 14, 2007, 03:06 PM »

'MELLOW! lol
ravenzord (m)
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #30 on: December 14, 2007, 04:12 PM »

 Fcuk conversion,see this mellow fcukface who flunked kindergarten nd can't afford a pair of glasses,everybody dey talk u sef dey talk.Go fcuk yourself.
slitty
Re: Stupid Baby Names
« #31 on: December 14, 2007, 04:17 PM »

chei, thats too harsh,
this is a joke thread, kindly laugh it off
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