Wish Your Nairaland Friends And Foes Merry Christmas Here!

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i wish Nigerians a merry xmas and I wish her(islander) a POO-POOING HOLIDAY FUN!
N.B “Her” should really be “them”. Them = assholes who allow the whore make asses out of
them.

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I wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year.

HAV A WONDAFUL MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION EVERYONE,AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR WITH ALL YR DREAMS COME TRUE.

SPREAD DA LOV Y'ALL N MAK MERRY. ^{PEACE.AM OUT!}  

Na lie jo,which kind servants,though i havnt read it.I tot u said u hadnt seen strangers?

I have been cool n around,guess we no jus Jam,enjoy d season bro

Ho, Landis,

I am just about boarding my private jet to the Islands, and this gut feeling told me you would come here to further exhibit your stupidity, and WOW!!! Was I right,

Anyway, Your Christmas greeting is NOT at all wanted, I don't make nice with he goats, 

And one more thing, Lard, How many times must I correct you dummies about using the word "Whore" in reference to other Nationalities, Gosh! Examine yourseves, Italy has become over populated by large number of Hoes you export on a yearly basis,

C'mon!!! I expected something more deadly from you, the Ho thingy is soooooooooooo
Outdated,

Anyway Pure water hacker, The Diva has to run, can't keep the pilots waiting,

Oh! One last thing, I will enquire of the Prime mInister if he is looking to hire a gardener any time soon,  Now you know 1$US in my money is $2.60. So if he pays you $260.EC per week that works out to be like $100US which is .about 22,000 naira, hey , shit boy you can get rich just being a gardener on my islands, LOL

May the grinch bite your rusty ass this Christmas,  And I will be back for the New Years, Fiesty as ever, Ta Ta,

@tommysexy
eya, i forget to wish you a merry chrsitmas. you see? i've been good throughout this year, so how are you going to deliver my gift? don't you bother going through the chimney, too much amala that you've been eating won't let you go through.

take care of yourself, you hear? don't forget about me while you're devouring that christmas meat. . .

@tommyex
Yeah I remember starangers now  . I think his best is "servant of twilights" .Nothing is sweet than having to look back at a novel of hundreds of pages and having a clue as to where to find that specific plot you want. With servants of twilight you are sure of an inspirational and exciting adventure and powerful plot
once again merry xmas to my hommies and poopooing xmas to my enemies

ROFLMSAO,
Hunger,  landis,

I see you are suffering from dementia, Why on earth do you keep mixing me up with yourself goat.  How many ways am I supposed to inform you that "THERE ARE NO HOES WHERE I AM FROM"?  Do you need a Spectrograph for that? LOL.

NO goat, we HAVE NO EDOS, on my islands.


If only you were afforded the childhood I had your  broke ass would have amounted to much much more, Instead of hacking pure water and and peoples' emails, then maybe, just maybe you may have been selling 2nd hand undies at yabba,

Gosh! hospital spit cup, I have told you like a million times to find some other attack strategy, The prostitution thing is so not in my genre, Those bleached , uglyass females in your family have even bleached their stinky pubic hairs in an attempt to gain more clients, All that sexing for some weakass niaras,

LOL.Embassy my ass. Bunch of lying thieves. EVery time I meet one of your kind, their dad is either a Chief or a Governor, Blood cloth liars.

NOw spare me your rantings, Your gutter smelling mouth and arm pit have done enough damage to the environment. I suggest you wash with clorax as well pinesol, LOL,

Now I will  be out Scuba diving for the rest of the day, Heading out to dine on Lobster and crab later, ( I hope your hungry ass gets something nutritious to eat today, ) And no no , I wasnt refering to garri and egusi soup, ROFLMSAO.

The Diva is out for now gutter rat, But i will be back.

PS, Stop the bloody lying. You are in Lagos  with mosquitoes buzzing all around your smelly ass.  Please ask that toothless nappyheaded bitch who shit you out to fry something else besides Akara balls for a change, I am talking to your fat, no hair Mama, LOL

Tommorrow is Christmas day, wish you guys the best.

how una de enjoy the season?


WISH YOU ALL MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR


 


hollandis, forget that frustrated bitch

my little Merry Christmas gift for all the good fellas of nairaland

I wanted to give you something that would help you to create
miraculous and abundant year and here's what I came up with:

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Friends,foes, friendly foes, foeful friends, friendly friendz, foe ful foes. .friendles friends, foeles foe . . .hiShing y'all a WapPY . . .*scratchn head* wht are we celebratn ??

I want 2 wish my mumi en my dadi mr en mrs . . .erm ermmm . . . .mr & mrs . . .ermm ermm mmm *shaking*. . . 
.*v0ice from backgr0und*(wht do u wnt 2 wish them). . . . . . I wish them  .em ermm. .um
*voice from bkgr0und*(u wish them meri xmas & hapi nu yr) . . .uhm . Yes !

Yeah about the scruffy shirt you see in the picture(its not 2nd hand ok?)In our kind of job ,we are not into this tie,suit stuff.When I get up every morning(if it isn’t my off day) ,I know I put on this scruffy Tshirt but the major thing is  I  go out at about 65000km above sea level,of couse I meet new people and discover new places,when I touch down ,I have to meet with the customer,who takes me  to the switch room(but I go in there alone)  each month I spend two or three weeks away from my home . ''It's addicting. If I don't travel for more than a week, I find I miss it.'' .

@tommyex- try watchers