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kinglarry (m)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
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charlisco (m)
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that girl must be sexually active
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diddy4 (m)
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is that guy for real. 3 rounds and his yelling, shiiiiittt, thats so gay. he should stop complaining and fu*k jo.  |
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Efani (m)
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Diddy doesn't know where to put his prisoner lol
He wants to in the guard not the prison
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cloneu (m)
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I hope he learn,that will teach hiim explain in detail next he's ask any question |
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kinglarry (m)
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Is it true?
You want to know? |
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xdos (m)
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oh Larry ur too good, Love that
my lungs are bursting
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Zahymaka (m)
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Nice one. Next time he'll tell her how many times the prisoner is supposed to be allowed to escape.
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Oracle (m)
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Believe me i couldn't stop laughing
what a prisoner
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larger_20 (m)
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this is so funny. I can see why no woman has replied. they can't stand to last this long, we men all fantasize this but its not really easy to mess a girl for hours.
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belloti (m)
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Next Time he should tell her the prisoner is on parole.
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doshbass (m)
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The husband might need a helping hand
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Zahymaka (m)
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The husband might need a helping hand
From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand. |
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diddy4 (m)
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From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand.
let her try me. |
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kinglarry (m)
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If I am the hunsband, ohhh God,
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oge4real (f)
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i don't blame the girl o!after a long time of denial.if na you nko? |
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daviespan (m)
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and i you |
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Alexos (m)
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Damn funny!
The prisoner need to stay in there unless more prisoners will be recruited oh!
But for a first timer, thats awesome.
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dhikrah (f)
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what a rib-cracking joke!
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