Do You Smell That

Do You Smell That?

A few years ago, I was standing in the check-out line of a local clothing store with my then six-year- old daughter. While I was writing a check to pay for my purchase, my daughter began tugging on my jacket.

"Daddy," she said softly.

"Yes, baby?" I answered her.

"Do you smell something?" she asked innocently.

"No, I don't," I replied.

She got this evil little grin on her face as she said, "You will!"

Wtf.