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Politics / Re: Anambra Assembly: Peter Obi’s Call To Vote LP Candidates A Landmine – Soludo by NLban: 12:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Gov Charles Soludo warned them before, they insulted him down to his great grandfather's.

Ipob pigs will still insult him again because they are animals.
It is either you lack comprehension ability or you did not read the post.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Assembly: Peter Obi’s Call To Vote LP Candidates A Landmine – Soludo by NLban: 12:33pm On Mar 12, 2023
Eluu P
Eluu P

It is time to pay Gov Charles Soludo back in his own coins.

You talk anyhow on Peter Obi matter, you go collect Wotowoto

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Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 9:27am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
you wish that is the terms and conditions for now
That is not what I am saying. I am asking if that is the new rule because my friends and I have won with these bonuses several times, but there was nothing of such.
Why now?

I have also gone through the terms and conditions of bet9ja too, but nothing of such.
So where is it coming from.

Besides, if there is a maximum winning, why allow amount more than the maximum winnings?
Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 9:03am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
your potential winnings is 10k
Please is this a new rule?
Because what you have said is not contained in the bonus terms and conditions.
Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 8:41am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
how much bonus were you given?
N1k
Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 8:37am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
okay you should have checked the maximum winnings
What is the maximum winnings?
Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 8:28am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
real money
I have used their bonus to bet and win before.

I have also helped other persons use their bonus to bet and withdrawal winnings too.

I don't know why they decided to do what they did to me.

For instance, if your bet9ja bonus account is credited with N1k, you have to stake a game with the N3K (i.e x 3 of the bonus amount) on total odds not less than 3 and the games should within the expiry date of the bonus.

If you place bet on the N1k bonus only, by the time you win, you have to place another bet of N2k (total staked bonus become N3k).

By the time the matches are over, your bet9ja cash account is credited with the bonus wins in your bet9ja bonus account to enable you withdraw the amount. I have done this before. Note:- bet9ja bonus account is different from bet9ja cash account.
Sports / Re: Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 5:57am On Feb 13, 2023
christianjoy:
you shouldn't have used their bonuses to stake
What should I have used then?
Sports / Winnings From My Bet9ja Bonus Have Disappeared!!! by NLban: 12:38am On Feb 13, 2023
Bet9ja rewarded me with N1K bonus funds. I used same to place bet and recorded winnings of N95,000.

I placed another bet with N2k from the same winnings and I won N8k. I did this to fulfill their rollover requirements and don't forget, all the stakes were played with total odds not less than three.

The ticket read green and my total winnings turned over to N101,000. I waited for few minutes for my bet9ja cash to be credited with this same amount but everything disappeared.

Has this happened to someone else before
Crime / Re: "Atiku Urinated On Graves Of Those Killed By Herdsmen In Ukum" – Benue Youth by NLban: 12:58pm On Oct 25, 2022
The Dubai man only comes in the country once the elections are by the corner.
Why should Nigeria handover power to another Fulani man.
Una de kraz
Education / Re: FGC Kwali Directs Parents To Evacuate Wards Over Fear Of Terror Attack by NLban: 11:59am On Jul 25, 2022
Where is that midget from Kaduna State who was very good in criticizing the administration of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

He has suddenly gone mute and no longer talks about issues of national insecurity.

God will punish him and every product of his Pe..nis

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Crime / Re: Panic As FGC Kwali Directs Parents To Evacuate Wards Over Fear Of Terror Attack by NLban: 11:53am On Jul 25, 2022
Again where is that midget from Kaduna State called HellRufai?

The useless mouth he had during the administration of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, he has suddenly gone mute. He speaks only on APC MUSLIM/MUSLIM TICKET. God will punish him and all the products of his Pen.i.s
Crime / Panic As FGC Kwali Directs Parents To Evacuate Wards Over Fear Of Terror Attack by NLban: 11:10am On Jul 25, 2022
Panic as FGC Kwali directs parents to evacuate wards over fear of terror attack

The Chairman, Parent Teachers Association (PTA), Suleiman Idajili, said the decision followed a terrorist attack on a nearby village on Sunday morning.

By Qosim Suleiman.

The management of the Federal Government College, Kwali, Abuja, has asked parents to evacuate their wards from the school over the fear of attack by terrorists.

This has caused panic among the management, staff, students and parents of the school.

The school management asked parents to evacuate their wards following an attack in a nearby village “that shares a fence” with the school.

The students who were scheduled to conclude their third term examination on Tuesday have now been sent home.

A parent who evacuated his wards and asked not to be named told PREMIUM TIMES that the school reached out to parents.

“I just picked them up from Giri junction,” he said. “The house master called to inform us,” the parent said.

“Meanwhile, the examination is still ongoing. Some students are still stranded, waiting for their parents,” he added.

The Chairman, Parent Teachers Association (PTA) of the school, Suleiman Idajili, in a telephone interview with PREMIUM TIMES, said the directive followed an attack on a nearby village on Sunday morning.


He said terrorists attacked the village sharing a fence with the school and abducted a man and his wife. He said the terrorists later left without the wife.

Read more........
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/544746-panic-as-fgc-kwali-directs-parents-to-evacuate-wards-over-fear-of-terror-attack.html
Cc: Lie Mohammad

Politics / Re: Northern Youths Protest Killing Of Cows, Herder By Gunmen In Abia (Video) by NLban: 9:17pm On Jul 24, 2022
Kingwadada85:
see your dull brain...what do you mean by ordinary cow... you destroy someone store of wealth, you have already kill the person...the way igbos reason sometimes, I wonder which planet una come from. angry
But your brothers-Arms wielding Jihardist killer herdsmen Bandits kill and send people out of their ancestral homes. They take their Cows to graze in the lands their victims have died or ran away from, but heaven did not let loose.
Have you condemned their terrorists acts?
Let them feel the pains of others too.

Your people kidnap our Reverends and kill them, but your APC Muslim North controlled security looks the other way.

Religion / Re: Rev. Fr Chietnum John Mark Killed By Bandits In Kaduna by NLban: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2022
dagbas:
One of the Rev fathers abducted last week has been confirmed to have been greusomely murdered.

RE: KIDNAPPED PRIESTS OF THE CATHOLIC DIOCESE OF KAFANCHAN

Sequel to the announcement of he two kidnapped priests from our diocese, we wish to announce at Rev. Fr. Donatus Cleophas escaped from his abductors and s reunited with us. However, it is with a deep sense of sorrow and pains that the Bishop. Clergy, Religious and Laity of the Diocese of Kafanchan announce the gruesome murder of Very Rev. Fr. John Mark Chietnum. The Diocese has declared a two day mourning for peaceful repose of his soul and may his soul and the souls of the faithfui departed rest In peace - Amen.
See his killers below

Politics / Re: Hisbah Police Commands Barber To Shave A Man’s Hair In Kano State (Pix, Video) by NLban: 10:54pm On Jul 20, 2022
Reinamaria:
Say No! to muslim-muslim ticket.

Let nobody fool you, telling you there's nothing wrong with it.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by NLban: 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2022
ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?
That girl is a girlfriend to one of the Cultist or she is a Cultist herself

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Sports / Re: Nigeria vs Morocco: WAFCON Semi Finals (4 - 5)pens On 18th July 2022 by NLban: 10:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
otokx:


Our players did not gather the ref like Bareclona players.
No VAR check for this one?

Sports / Re: Nigeria vs Morocco: WAFCON Semi Finals (4 - 5)pens On 18th July 2022 by NLban: 10:10pm On Jul 18, 2022
Buhari you see your live?
Stay away from this team you no hear

Politics / Re: Attack On Abia Cattle Market: Ikpeazu, Northern Community Leaders Meet by NLban: 12:36pm On Feb 22, 2022
OnionBandit:
Hausa men too soft under this Buhari regime mehn..and I think it's just for the love and respect they ve got for Buhari, otherwise, one Hausa head rolled in the south east will be replaced with 100 mkpurumiri heads in the north
When other tribes are attacked in the North, what is usually the response of the Governors of those states where they reside?

Your head is full of hate?

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Education / Re: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by NLban: 9:47pm On Feb 17, 2022
Law Park

Basketball Court ���
Health / Re: Mortuary Caught Fire In Benue, Corpses Burnt Beyond Recognition (Pictures) by NLban: 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2022
Amotolongbo:
Thank God no life was lost
But the dead bodies lost their lives now grin grin grin
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 10:53pm On Feb 03, 2022
MisterMan123456:


At least read before talking nonsense, I said through POS, POS, POS again I say!!!
The owner of the POS will be in serious trouble. You think criminal investigation is carried out lightly right?

Dey there!!!
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 9:20pm On Feb 02, 2022
Nicepoker:
Did I say he should use his account? Learn to read carefully
Which account he should use? So you don't know that the person whose account is used will be in trouble in the end?
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 8:50pm On Feb 02, 2022
SportsHD:
angry
Those cops are bastards. Please don't return the phone. It's an Android phone, once you flash it and erase the information, it can't never be tracked. He used 3k to give away his phone.
Even iphone 13 wey we pay 40k for to track, the police couldn't track it, not to talk of useless android.

Just dump his sim into the nearest river or dusbin.

If you try and return it, he can rope you and arrest you. Person wey wan extort you for nothing before. He would now have all the power to arrest you if you dare return that phone.

He probably siezed it from an innocent who couldn't pay his bail on something the innocent didn't do.

Then, sell the phone off or you can start using it. You are safe.

By the way, check if he has a Facebook page, I'll dm you now. I need his Facebook name/details/contact information and where he stays.
Most of those bagas put that on their Facebook page.

Most of the people that are telling you to return it haven't been extorted by the police before, they don't know what it's like to be accused and robbed for something you didn't do.
They didn't want to track it. Probably, the thieves are protected by the Police. There is no phone that Police can not track. If you like flash it they will still track. Put it off they will still track it.
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 8:47pm On Feb 02, 2022
MisterMan123456:
Tell him to transfer 5k to you through POS, so you can waybill the phone to him grin
2k profit
Transfer through his account number right? Very useful details for the Police to rope him and lock him up for ages.
You guys are so dumb.
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2022
Nicepoker:
Tell him to transfer that 3k back use a POS agent for the transfer. About the phone do whatever you wish.
And you think the account details he will send for the transfer to go through will not be used against him right?

Your suggestion is so implicating.
You have a shallow mind.
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by NLban: 8:40pm On Feb 02, 2022
hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.

Do not ask the officer to send or transfer money to you through POS or any medium as advised by some persons here. The account details you send will be used to track or trace you. As the man may deal with you seriously.

As for the phone, do not sell it neither should you use the phone, less you are tracked.
Fashion / Re: Miss Nigeria: "We Did Not Invite Shatou Garko And Her Parents" - Kano Hisbah by NLban: 5:32pm On Dec 30, 2021
Speaktruth88:


Of the girls posted only one is from Kano. They can go to Katsina and meet her in her husband’s house.

Hisbah is like the state morality police in your towns. Kano is one state the other girls are from different states hisbah don’t exist outside of parts of Kano.

Ignorance is not bliss. Fix your brains
Tell your Hisiba to go after Pedophiles in the State too
Fashion / Re: Miss Nigeria: "We Did Not Invite Shatou Garko And Her Parents" - Kano Hisbah by NLban: 11:45am On Dec 23, 2021
Hisbah abi na Hisiba only invites poor people for questioning.

When are they going to invite the people below �

See fine gyels
cc: Hisiba ni
Hisbah co

Education / Re: Dangote's Donation To A School Rejected By A Benue State Traditional Ruler by NLban: 8:54pm On Nov 08, 2021
CaptainZubi:

But if he give them 50M they for collect am ?
That's the worth I earlier mentioned above na

How can he donate N100,000 only to a community that enriches you every minute?

He and all his supporters are mad by that singular act.
Family / Re: My Mum Used To Beat My Dad So I Grew Up To Hate Women by NLban: 8:44pm On Nov 08, 2021
BegAt40:
My dad is a highly respected well-to-do man but his problem was his wife; I wonder how they married! angry

She used to beat him in our presence and she'd lay curses on us if we ever plead that she stops. At times, she'd shout from night till dawn, making sure that no one sleeps and she'd try her best to call the neighbors' attention to tarnish his reputation. Not like he's weak, he just tried not to make things escalate and be a bigger issue. Now I'm grown up, I hate women die and she's begging me to get married. angry angry angry

Meanwhile, I just want to stay out here treating Nigerian girls in the language they understand. angry angry

The reason why I hate marriage is because I am surrounded by people with failed marriages.

I see marriage as a slave institution.

There is no true love anywhere. Most of these married men have early HBP (High Blood Pressure). Mostly caused by pressure and anxiety that comes with being a married man.

The man is compelled to work his azz to satisfy the wife who mostly see no reason to appreciate the man, but complains everyone now and then about what the man has not done.

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