Starzo:

You get wife for house yet you dey call one small girl for nairaland MUMMY, you be big ode!


Mumu man

😅😅😅😅. E don do. Una go break my ribs. I dey go offline abeg.

Nicepoker:
husband snatcher.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dittodat:
Google will eventually come to regret this action. Go and write it down. The low IQ mumus on NL praising this action are very short sighted. Oyibo is all about the long run. They will sue Google for years to come until they get justice.
Apart from that they can easily take their Google skills to other competitors which will hurt Google in the long run.

Sue for what, really? You just did something detrimental to the success of your employer's business, and you even provided the evidence they'll use to nail you in court. You're hilarious.

Willed042:

U can get that from Iran techs.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lamasta:
Problem no dey finish for this country

😄

Chicagograduate:
Is it not Tinubu that float the Naira?

Na him oooooo.

Offpoint1:

Lol 😂 she wasn't...
But another one did... I spent weekend at her place and made zero moved... I left on Monday, for 3 days she didn't call me or talk to me. This is someone that calls me everyday o.

When I tried to enquired about my wrong doings, first message she sent was "Are you impotent or I'm ugly"? 😂
Omo I was shocked, I no answer that question but I knew where she was going 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Offpoint1:
I've spent a whole 2 weeks with a female friend and we shared same bed in her apartment, no shit happened nor did I have the thoughts. There's a level to friendship you get, sexual thoughts will never occur.

Let's purge our minds, I see the opposite sex as my sisters and not friends... That's the way to get rid of sexual thoughts.

Agreed. Women read men very well. Im sure she saw no green lights and remained in her lane.

I can assure you she's pissed at you for not making a move for a whole two weeks. 😄

Englishisamust:
Us is a very biased country..

This shows the importance of building relationships with the right people. Why should America take sides with a Non-ally? You think say na Nigerian politics be this?

helinues:
Yet to see where the official rate is N1,000 it was N1034 or so yesterday...

It's on front page.

Chicagograduate:
Dollar no gree come down.

It's being defended to prevent it rising. Be thankful 😄

Obakoolex:
Am not an hypocrite.
There's this idea am about to launch in my industry, I pray I enjoy the monopoly for years before others try to catch up. Who says monopoly is a bad thing if you are the one to benefit.

See me see wahala. As if MTN benefited from subsidised dollars like Dangote.

Muzikmk:
⚡️ Iran Never Seen Before Weapons


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw2RGeexYgA?si=Tchj-QIgGktIqE99

Lol. Iran only has cucumber missiles. I feel sorry for them.

favor914:
The irony is that crude oil will not run out in your life time, and mind you, you are yapping nonsense.

Lol. This is coming from someone who has never even seen crude before. Typical.

Do you know how many wells have their reservoir pressure depleted and are being supported to flow normally?

Kindly stick to your normal meaningless group political banters and don't venture into things you don't understand.

SoNature:


It's no frivolity. It costs the CBN a lot of money to replace mutilated notes. That madness of spraying Naira notes has to stop.

Spraying damages money more than folding and squeezing?

iichidodo:
I don't see the need of a hullabaloo on the size of our foreign reserve, especially if it's used in something as crucial as improving the intrinsic value of the currency used and transacted by millions of Nigerians. If 2Billion$ helps to push naira from 1900 to 1100, then say another 4Billion$ can help us get to at least 200 naira. Now if 1$ equals to 200# in 2024, you wouldn't fail to realize that cash and savings of millions Nigerians just got far more valuable . What's the need of a foreign reserve, if it cannot help to execute crucial macroeconomic function we just highlighted before....And las las, we have crude oil sales to replenish the reserve...

The problem is that they should not have stopped defending the naira in the first place by claiming it was better to float it. This has caused untold hardship.

The day crude oil, on which we all depend, runs out, there will be a crisis in this country.

Think9ja:
I will treat my wife with every respect and love in the world.

Reason why i must marry a virgin. I'm never compromising that one. If you like have character more than mother Mary, if your hymen is not intact i will smash and go

Your hymen is my birthright as your husband and if you dont have it, that means youre denying me my birthright so i cant have anything to do with you

Lol. How many girls you marry out of all the ones you deflower?

SoNature:
Because of this Bobrisky issue, the couple whose wedding I attended last Saturday didn't ask anyone to spray them money. They just collected cash and gave out gifts in exchange.

That shows us that this country would work if our institutions were working. Unfortunately, a dysfunctional country benefits most rich people.

Lol. How myopic. We are chasing trivialities as usual in Nigeria. How does spraying money even affect the economy, which is what we should be focusing on. Oh, right! The economy is struggling, so the government has to find some nonsense vendetta to keep Nigerians distracted.

SYSTEM222:
This is purely injustice.

I really feel for him. She has been through a lot lately.

Be the Queen you are Bob. Na man you be.

😄.

jibrilELsudan:


SO WAS HE SHOOTING A MOVIE WHEN HE SPRAYED THE NOTES?

USE YOUR FLAT HEAD.....HE WILL BE ASKED IN COURT TO STATE IF THE MONEY WAS REAL OR COUNTERFEIT

WHATEVER ANSWER HE GIVES HE IS FVCKED

IF HE SAYS IT'S REAL HE WILL BE CHARGED

IF HE SAYS IT'S FAKE HE WILL BE CHARGED FOR COUNTERFEITING

If he says its fake you can't charge him for counterfeiting. Doesn't work like that. He doesn't have to be shooting a movie to use props. Lol.

jibrilELsudan:


YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID SHA

DO YOU KNOW IN THAT FLAT HEAD OF YOURS THAT IT'S A GREAT CRIME FOR HIM TO SAY THAT IT WAS DUMMY NOTES?

THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS HE HAS ADMITTED TO COUNTERFEITING THE NAIRA NOTE

No. Counterfeiting was not part of the charges against him, and the EFCC cannot prove that the Naira was real.

Now, they can amend the charges to include counterfeiting, but can they prove that the Naira was counterfeit? It goes beyond him just saying it. It must be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Do we have laws against movie prop Naira notes?🤷‍♂️

Dybala11:

They can decide to investigate his source of wealth if it's questionable.

Yes. That is what they should do. Their case will be based on that investigation, not on him providing the evidence they need to prosecute him.

jibrilELsudan:


HE WILL HAVE TO PROVE AND DEFEND HIS SOURCE OF WEALTH IN COURT

Incorrect. He doesn’t have to prove his source of wealth. The prosecutor has to provide the proof. That’s the law. 😎

drlateef:




Peter Obi’s loss at the polls despite many of your prayers and vigils have not taught you a lesson. Wait and see what will happen.

Lol. What has happened now? Nigerian Local politics is way out of the league of international politics. 😄

EmiloCorn:
Yes this is awesome pace. my oga is working 💪

1 kilometre under a space of a year is very good. In 4 years we can do 4 kilometres it is important for everybody to applaud him.

1 year in office is not easy

U nor well 😆

LegendHero:
Lol, Nigeria media and nonsense sensational reporting.

Below is a quick chart I did on the FX reserve data from CBN. You can see how the foreign reserve move average through the years from 2006 to 2024.

Cardoso paid over $6bn in FX backlog, repayed trillion from the way and means, where do they expect him to see the money aside dipping in the foreign reserve and borrowing from external source?

Even the Bloomberg report that they are all copying and pasting clearly mentioned the above in their report. Just that Nigeria media don't use brain in copying.

To all those kids screaming keep your dollar, how many of una even get dollars lol? For those with dollar, keep it so that your family can cry for you when you lose your life fortune.

God bless Nigeria.

Lose life fortune because of buying dollars? Lol. I've always had dollars right from the days of $1 to N219 as far back as 2015 and more at N300 and N360 in 2019. Now, the dollar is over N1,000.

I am aware that although I have more—three or four times more—Naira, I don't necessarily have excessively more in terms of value as the cost of living has skyrocketed due to inflation and naira devaluation. But I would have had ALL my naira devalued if I hadn't invested in USD. So, investing in USD is the best option. This is the summary of what Aisha was saying, and only people with practical experience can relate.

Anyone who listens to your advice is foolish.

wunmi590:


Can you imagine, spraying mutilation ke, who is the person that draft that rule that spraying is mutilation, when they can always use another English, even the judge or magistrate no understand English

😄

EreluRoz:
I don't do those group wareva for personal reasons.

You feel judged.

wunmi590:


God saved him that he didn't plead guilty, nah after 6month unah go see am..

I wonder what bobrisky lawyers were doing for telling him to plead guilty, it look like his lawyers plan this with the people in authority to punish him...

But honestly, we need to get our definition of mutilation right sha

According to the CBN, spraying is mutilation. Should be an interesting court case to follow.

vowiski:
Israel defense budget for 2024 is around $155 billion while Iran’s defense budget is around $20 billion.


IDF will completely annihilate Iran without the help of the US.

When I see people shouting Russia, I can only laugh at their ignorance

Russia’s economy has been depleted by sanctions, can’t even compete with Israel’s military.

They can’t do simple research .. Americas defense budget is over a trillion dollars ..
Do you think that money is for eating KFC ?

Other noise making nations have been showing off their weapons, .The day the US will reveal their weapons, the whole world will shiver.

KFC 😄😄😄

Amotolongbo:
This shows that he acknowledged that he erred.
Would his supporters still keep on bullying the woman?

Never!