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Politics / Re: Lalong Declares Curfew In Jos As Hausa And Igbo Clash by Officialzoe: 11:36pm On Sep 14, 2017
positivetaught:
Hausa attacking Igbo's in jos of all places!?,there is a Hausa proverb that"a tatauna tsokuwa don't aya ta hi tsoro",the people of plateau should be wise to prevent their state from been turn to battle zone,jos has been a long time target of the Hausa/Fulani Muslims for domination, the ultimate target here is not the Igbo's alone,plateau people should be wise.y is the clashes not in sokoti,gusau or katsina or kano?,KANU n IPOB made mistakes in their pursuit of justice but me I will never allied with the Hausa/Fulani in a situation like this,my view is based on personal experiences n history. the northern minorities especially the Christians of the middle belt should be very be thoughtful of whatever actions they take in the present situation using history as a beacon.one Nigeria is good but let one Nigeria be for all.
I'm telling u, the plateau people need to be awoken to this. they act lk strangers in their land

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Politics / Re: Lalong Declares Curfew In Jos As Hausa And Igbo Clash by Officialzoe: 11:34pm On Sep 14, 2017
all dese malo people don't have chill o
Car Talk / Re: Brabus 900 Unveiled As The Most Powerful V12 Off-roader In The World (photos) by Officialzoe: 10:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
MrHighSea:
Can a single kidney get me one?
haha u will sell 10 sef and still don't buy it
Politics / Re: Hausa And Igbo (IPOB) Clash In Aba: Several Gunshots By Soldiers (Live Updates) by Officialzoe: 6:51am On Sep 14, 2017
the headline says Hause/Igbo the body says Army
which should we believe now? pls be straight with ur info.

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Business / Re: Woman Loses N572,000 Pension In Her Diamond Bank Account To Fraudsters In Lagos by Officialzoe: 11:44pm On Sep 13, 2017
lathrowinger:
Don't really understand that bank. I bank with them before, Buh have withdraw my money anyway. Only drop groundnut money there. Since the day someone use my money to book flight. God so good, the money wasn't enough. I did transfer of 200k that same morning, before I got diamond mail.
haha hahaha
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Law Students Celebrate Graduation In Grand Style(Photos) by Officialzoe: 8:18pm On Sep 13, 2017
Ahhh na fine girl dey study law... all law girl are pretty
Celebrities / Re: Ufomba Onyinyechi Goes Nude In A Bathtub Photoshoot by Officialzoe: 7:47pm On Sep 13, 2017
anything for the raba
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: "I Quit My N2Million Per Month Job For Music" by Officialzoe: 5:48pm On Sep 13, 2017
I simply don't believe the #2m part. this one na sweet lie ....
any better news op.
Travel / Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Officialzoe: 4:30pm On Sep 13, 2017
so those of us that travel by bus nko? no unwritten rules for us ?
Crime / Re: 10 Nigerians Arrested In India For Fake Fund Transfer Case (photos/video) by Officialzoe: 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2017
PointZerom:
Fake News, my brothers are hard working people and cannot be associated with evil of this nature.
mumu
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Python Swallows Big Goat (Photos) by Officialzoe: 2:17pm On Sep 13, 2017
he go swallow Wetin pass him power. loool. lesson to all these gullible people out there
Food / Re: See What My Girl Friend Served Me For Lunch - Photos by Officialzoe: 2:07pm On Sep 13, 2017
Tochyodikwa:
and the idiot is smiling, I bet he is a yahoo boy.. And I hope you Choke on that cigarette
Lool calm down oga. is it ur cigarette ?
Food / Re: See What My Girl Friend Served Me For Lunch - Photos by Officialzoe: 2:06pm On Sep 13, 2017
so the cigar there is to step down after the battle u are about to start

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Phones / Re: N470, 000 Iphone X: Apple Finally Reveals It's Best Ever Smartphone(Photos) by Officialzoe: 7:57am On Sep 13, 2017
lilmax:
who come be this one? grin

he called it junk? grin.......side effect of android
lol but android i sweet though no doubt
Science/Technology / Re: 12 Monkeys Die From Heart Attacks In India After They Were Scared By A Tiger by Officialzoe: 11:51am On Sep 12, 2017
this is the funniest shii I've seen today
Business / Re: Naira Falls Towards N400-$1 As Electioneering Resumes by Officialzoe: 9:25am On Sep 12, 2017
make e reach abeg. we wey get dollar, make e increase
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 Officially Launched - Full Specifications And Price by Officialzoe: 9:00am On Sep 12, 2017
this phone's camera is a beast I swear.... I used their phone once... omg I can never forget... the phone is really one of the best in the world ( if u wanna argue, go and argue with transformer)
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: Being Banned By Kannywood Has Opened A Lot Of Doors For Me by Officialzoe: 11:45pm On Sep 11, 2017
which one is kannywood?
Business / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Places People Have Hidden Money by Officialzoe: 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2017
soberdrunk:
Op add the 'professor' that hid €85,000 in Golf car and sent it to Nigeria to the list, infact he suppose dey Number 1....... angry
haha haha I read that article today. that man is mumu o
Business / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Places People Have Hidden Money by Officialzoe: 3:46pm On Sep 10, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
4. A Woman Swallowed $7,000 In Life Savings


In 2017, a Colombian woman found out that her husband had cheated on her and decided to swallow their life savings of about $7,000 in cash. Reportedly, Sandra Milena Almeida, 28, first stashed the cash in their house after discovering her husband’s infidelity.

She had planned to leave him.
But her husband found the money and insisted that half belonged to him. While they were arguing, the woman swallowed the bills so that her husband couldn’t get the money. The next day, Mrs. Almeida experienced intense abdominal pain and was rushed to the hospital. However, she didn’t tell the doctors what was wrong.


Nevertheless, X-rays revealed that wads of cash were causing a gastrointestinal blockage. During surgery, doctors were able to save about $5,700 in $100 notes that were pulled from her stomach.


Mrs. Almeida is not the only person to pull this trick. In September 2015, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency in Nigeria arrested six money-laundering suspects who had swallowed $156,000 at a hotel in Lagos. Allegedly, the men planned to bring the money to Brazil.


In 2017, a Nigerian man was arrested in eastern France after cash-filled condoms were discovered in his stomach by an X-ray machine. The man almost got away with his stash. Then a sniffer dog smelled marijuana on some money hidden in the man’s clothing. Upon further investigation, agents found the laundered money in his intestines.
loool a Nigerian must be involved in one thing or the other loool. somehow somehow
Business / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Places People Have Hidden Money by Officialzoe: 3:30pm On Sep 10, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
5. Money Buried On A Farm


At the height of his reign, Pablo Escobar smuggled cocaine worth billions of dollars on a monthly basis. He was making so much money that he spent $1,000 each week buying rubber bands to tie the cash.
Escobar owned football teams and over 800 mansions in Colombia.

He also donated huge sums to help build schools, hospitals, and more. Still, he couldn’t spend it all. So he decided to dig money pits all over Colombia to hide his cash.


A Colombian farmer named Jose Mariena Cartolos found one of Escobar’s money pits after the government gave Cartolos a grant of $3,000 to start a palm oil
plantation on his family’s land. While digging a trench for irrigation on the land, Cartolos struck something odd.


Upon further investigation, he found several large blue containers packed with a total of about $600 million in cash. Unfortunately, the farmer was not able to keep the money because it was confiscated by Colombian authorities
. Ahhhh aye ooo... u don't need to take one tank .... just take like 15 bundles from 1 tank before u call the police .
Crime / Re: A Nigerian In Germany Loses €85,000 Hidden In A Bag To Lagos Wharf Rats by Officialzoe: 2:13pm On Sep 10, 2017
God forgive me, but isn't as if I'm mocking him. but that wasn't wise of him, shipping money. wen its not as if he got the money illegally. what happened to banks?

abi no bank for Germany
Sports / Re: Afro Basketball 2017: Nigeria 78 Vs 77 Côte D'ivoire by Officialzoe: 10:47am On Sep 09, 2017
this one Nigeria just dey beat everybody anyhow for all sports like this...
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Reunites With Teammate As Chelsea Flies Stars To Leicester. PICS by Officialzoe: 10:16am On Sep 09, 2017
DCTrendy:
Please what time is this match. I don't want to miss it.

Tnx
3pm sharp

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Sports / Re: Victor Moses Reunites With Teammate As Chelsea Flies Stars To Leicester. PICS by Officialzoe: 10:16am On Sep 09, 2017
Tolexander:
Victor Moses, though I like you as a good countryman, I don't wish you win today's match.
come here let me slap that ur head . mtchewwww

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Launches CR7, His First Casual Fragrance by Officialzoe: 1:20am On Sep 09, 2017
newsynews:
Real Madrid Star Player, Cristiano Ronaldo has ventured into the business of smelling good. He shared pictures of his first casual fragrance, CR7 which he just launched.

https://www.wotzup.ng/cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-fragrance/

just go to market tomorrow, u will see omo Igbo version of CR7 fragrance

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Education / Re: ASUU To Suspend Strike After Closed Door Meeting With FG by Officialzoe: 1:01pm On Sep 08, 2017
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Career / Re: MSc In UK Versus N183k Job Offer: Advice Please by Officialzoe: 11:22am On Sep 08, 2017
I just Have a question ! hope u ain't the one paying for your feeding and accommodation in the UK?
Travel / Re: Some Pictures Of Abakaliki At Night by Officialzoe: 6:18am On Sep 08, 2017
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Crime / Re: iPolice-Hawk Eye Crime Reporting System Launched By Police To Curb Kidnapping by Officialzoe: 6:08am On Sep 08, 2017
if you send them message now with that app they can say they didnt have MB so they couldn't respond
Travel / Re: 5 Tips To Increase Your Chances Of Surviving A Plane Crash by Officialzoe: 3:46pm On Sep 07, 2017
paiz:
No be person wey dey enter plane dey fear plane crash.
pls try and post how to survive ekene dili chukwu crash
Looooool
Crime / Re: Man Dies After Pole Falls On Him While Attempting To Steal Electric Cables. PICS by Officialzoe: 3:38pm On Sep 07, 2017
Just can't laugh

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