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Culture / Re: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by Okontami: 11:24am On Oct 16, 2012
gree-die:

bold sinner! See ur mouth lyk i dey always regret am o....

So u want her to congratulate u for patronising daughters of jezebel?
Hey my sister, no be small thing o. its not my fault o. Honestly, chicks are not smiling at all,they just want me to spend time with them any how, any where i go they are there waiting, its like there are just planted across my path, but in all things, I am more than conqueror . I should have said daughters of EVE.
Culture / Re: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by Okontami: 10:55am On Oct 16, 2012
Its 100%true. Am married to an Ibo Lady. When she is happy , yea all is well she will not exhibit any of those. But, when those daughters of Jezebel mistakenly send me voice notes or text or call or bbm or email or wassap or anything or they have mistakenly shift the passenger seat backwards, or their thick perfume is still smelling in the car or their sandy shoes make a mark on the car's carpet or I cant f*uck like the normal me; Then all those things you posted are invoked. In fact I dey always regret am o. Life is not gonna be easy at all. Any how God is my refuge.

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Romance / Re: My Female Students Are Tempting Me by Okontami: 10:45am On Oct 16, 2012
What more can I say, these kids you are talking about are not even up to 15 or Just 15. You need to open your brain and stop the Idiotic lu*st that have clouded your thinking and emotions. Are you sick, I think its time we fathers and mothers need to be so concern about our ward's teachers. Are you kidding me? Secondary school kids tempting you? I dont gerrit. Am so worried cos very soon you will be a sex offendr and will surely have a record and spend some time in jail. This is just gross bull*Sh.it .
Politics / Re: El Rufai Supports Dino Melay's Scandalous Lifestyle. by Okontami: 2:13pm On Oct 15, 2012
Won jo do ni o. Meaning Na both of them do the thing together. Fufai sef na Suspect. Bisi Please reveal
Romance / Re: What Have I Done? by Okontami: 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2012
Ki lo man se awon omo omu won won yi?
Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Disclose Your Earnings To Your Wife? by Okontami: 12:33pm On Oct 15, 2012
Yea, but not totally. The extra information you keep back on your finances makes you the super man. My wife know my monthly salary but she does not even have a clue of my yearly bonus, training allowance, traveling allowance, utility,fuel,and the housing. Cos those ones can make her have too much confidence.
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by Okontami: 7:44am On Oct 13, 2012
@OP Guy, how was your night. Wetin u do at last. give us feed back
Romance / Re: Am I Cheap?? Have I Slept With Too Many Men? by Okontami: 6:43pm On Oct 12, 2012
@OP, Mennnnn...OBO E TI TRY. Me am not better o, cos I don yansh over 300 Puccys, but its a man's world of double standard. Men can do it , you cant. A key that opens all locks is a master key, but a lock that can be opened by all keys is a useless lock. Food for thought

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded To The European Union by Okontami: 5:41pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home
Politics / Re: Jonathan Carrying A 4-Day-Old Baby Delivered By Flood Victim by Okontami: 5:24pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home
Romance / Re: Can There Be Love Without Money? by Okontami: 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home

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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Kaffy & Her Cute Baby (photo) by Okontami: 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home

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Family / Re: A Mother's Letter To Her Unborn Child by Okontami: 5:21pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home
Politics / Re: Mimiko - ACN To Spend Fake Dollars On Election Day by Okontami: 5:21pm On Oct 12, 2012
I miss KULIKULI. KULI KULI and Garri, please when will I have you?? Home sweet Home
Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Makes A Girl To Cheat On A Guy? by Okontami: 12:09pm On Oct 11, 2012
Sexxydivaa: Na peeps like u dey squeeze #500 for babe hand on Monday morning..'i will see you later babes'.mtchewww
I dont spend Naira for now dude, however, U be asahwo, why need to squeeze money for you. Let this get into your head and I quote " MONEY IS ONE OF THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS". Am not being proud, am not rich but can afford to send you and your siblings to school and feed them for at least 5years.
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date Married Men Than Single Guys. by Okontami: 11:42am On Oct 11, 2012
Sexxydivaa: Single dudes go still dey form ontop empty belle and pocket,mchewww who suppose loyal
See thief , ole , barawo shege. grin
Family / Re: Would You Stay In The Labor Room With Your Wife?! by Okontami: 11:40am On Oct 11, 2012
I was there life and direct. I recorded everything. I had a bottle of Whisky in one hand and my camera on the other hand. Filming and drinking. Excusing my self to take some few sticks of cigarets. It was fun, but omo na hypertensive mode switched on o.
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date Married Men Than Single Guys. by Okontami: 8:34pm On Oct 10, 2012
Check out the scenario. Its a fact that what ladies go for mostly is cash. By the time a guy start making real bast*ard money,may be you are in your early or mid thirties and by then you are married with a child or 2. And who are these ladies we are talking about, they are from age 18 to 25. They are in school and are needy, their school boy friend is a broke a*ss. And always insecure . Mr married man does not care if the girl pick 100 guys call or text 1 million boys. All he want is just to poke once and give the hungry girl wanna be big girl some money for her plenty problems. So, its not about married men alone, its about a guy that will drop money and will not care about her excesses.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Drivers For My Company by Okontami: 5:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
^^^^^ Oga relax your nerves. Lets guide him thru. You dont need to get angry. He just need a business manager
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Drivers For My Company by Okontami: 5:02pm On Oct 10, 2012
5p1naz: Hi everyone, i own a logistic company with over 66 trucks. We are contracted to Nestle Nigeria. Plc and currently deliver their goods in Lagos and around Nigeria.

We've had issues upon issues with illiterate drivers and have been looking for better options for a while. Thanks to Dangote for his graduate drivers concept this might be a good solution maybe for a long time because at least graduates understand what company policy/ rules & regulations mean. . .

I'm still in τ̣the works of making this official but i wanna know what you guys feel and if its such a Good idea to employ graduate drivers to my company too.
Dude I love your idea, I can develop a business plan for you free of charge. Although it cost many companies thousands of dollars o. Make i help u,U be Naija guy. You must be very truthful. It will be an open discussion here on the thread and I will ask you some basic questions that will help you and others. You will not need to divulge sensitive information , but you must be ready to be very civil all thru and you will be glad you did.

1) Whats the long term sustainability of the contract you have with Nestle. If its a sustainable contract that will still be running as a growing concerns in the next 5 to 10years then next point.
2) Do you currently have an HR department? If not you need to create that department. The department will cater for signing employment contracts with employees. The working Terms and condition will be clear and direct. Leave days, resumption and closing time,conditions for overtime entitlement,Housing allowance, clothing, health (you can engage an HMO to assist with this. I can contact one of the companies i consulted for, while in Naija.), Risk and hazards (insurance premiums are very cheap, you must factor this into the contract). Note that if you have a mind of employing graduates and treating them like beggars and house helps, you will not succeed in your business and will regret it. Next
3)The salary payment is key. It cant be peanuts. It should be something guys will be proud of. Go to developed nations, almost everyone is happy with his or her chosen profession. A gardener is well remunerated, a plumber gets a whole lot of money, your hair dresser is always smiling to the bank, your security guard owns a car, your cleaner drives a car, so what are we talking about. A respectable salary is required for the sustainability of your graduate workers.

Go thru these and lets see your answers before we look into the recruitment process and procedures.That part will look at the vision of your company and the mission of your company. It will focus on the emotions of your board and executives. Lets review who they are (Not their names but their characters). Are they the type of people who turn a working environment to a bully zone or people who can set good examples. We will also look at designing an Organizational chart and reporting flow chart and matrix.
Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Makes A Girl To Cheat On A Guy? by Okontami: 2:20pm On Oct 09, 2012
@Poster, you are a real example of a poverty stricken-ed lady with little or no value to offer. Well you are still a kid. Money is the least of the problem of a lot of married women out there. There are ladies who have the money but a thing as simple as truthful companionship is not there for them. I have female colleagues earning 5-6 figures (USD) who crave for just someone to be called theirs emotionally, this is not about sex ,money or marriage. Just someone to call them in the morning and say sweet things to them. It shows how much lack that some of you have. If your parents cant provide for you why not get a job and see how easy it is to make money " if it is". A lot of girls has never worked for 1k Naira in their life and the way they spend is so alarming. Ladies, pls stop this cheap prostitution called runs, it does not pay. Do something good with your life. There are lot of guys willing to spend any amount on a one night stand, is that the kind of value our culture promotes?? Lets watch it.

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Family / Re: How To Get A House-Help In Nigeria By Elnathan John by Okontami: 11:38am On Oct 08, 2012
Pure truth. I can remember when I was growing up. The woman in my estate is always changing house helps. I always wonder where and how they get these girls that cant speak English and so shy.At a time, she brought home a new house help to help them. The girl is nothing but an angel. Charming and so beautiful. I began to wonder why any one will push this pretty sweet looking damsel out as a house help. She is so shy and washes everyday downstairs. I will be peeping from upstairs to get a full glare of her booby as she always wear night gown every day unless they are going to church. We were staying in Flat 12 and they stay in flat 16, any time the Big mummy is out of the house. Her sons will come down stairs to play with the house help. I was really tempted as she has good sweet looking booby and bakasi. Unfortunately, while i was still planing my Strategy, bad boy Akin( real name, he was 16 years old) one of big mummy's Son did the unthinkable. House help is pregnant with 2 months baby. I was so furious cos i was just planning my game. Now Big mummy flogged Akin badly and sent the house help away.
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date Married Men Than Single Guys. by Okontami: 12:21am On Oct 07, 2012
You this boy, you be coconut head o. So this is why all these girls wont leave me alone, even with my shining ring. But a lot of ladies give you a red card once you say you are married, while a whole lot dont even care. Nice write up dude.
Politics / Re: ACN To GEJ: Apologize For Misleading Nigerians On Anti-corruption Fight by Okontami: 4:15pm On Oct 03, 2012
Tell Tinubu to apologise for lying to Nigerians first on his invitation by Obama
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: FC Nordsjaelland Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On Tuesday October-2-2012 by Okontami: 9:47am On Oct 03, 2012
Its so unfortunate the way Chelsea played. We played poor football. The score line is not the true reflection of what the game was. We deserved to score like 8 or 9 goals. We are not at our best and only individual brilliance won the game for us. We can not display this kind of outing against Shaktar and Juve in our next matches .
Business / Re: I Want To Set Up A Small 15 Rooms Hotel In Abuja by Okontami: 2:52pm On Oct 02, 2012
Guyyyyyyssss, you people are opening my eyes men,so you are saying 6M for building 5 bedroom apt?? But, we get to buy for about 25 to 27M?? Cant believe this math

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