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ba7man: Sachet "pure" water.

jhydebaba: Simple! Worry abt it for 20 minutes, take my green bottles and then relax to bed. The next morning, I'm on the street again looking for another suitable applicant. Very easy to say. Unless u dont love d girl dat is when u wil act like dat.
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destinedtee: How about being a teacher?I think that will give them more time to look after the home.

Valiantvaliant: 1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough.
2. When you dont do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an id.i.ot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand you're being bull-headed, when your boss does it, that's initiative.
6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked.

Humphreydis: .....where were u wen dey wr selecting athletes 4 d olympics..huh?...

Tyche: ^^
He said the sister's friend. Calm down and read, don't be too quick to condemn.

Kslib: Someone sees you all dressed up with a bible on sunday morning and asks "are you going to church?"..No i am going for socccer practise

Kuforiji Thomas: God go put him through.

surmeister: Dnt get it twisted. Love is a beautiful thing. Abeg stalk her joor. N wen ur heart breaks gather d pieces together n move on.