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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Presidential Campaign Rally In Adamawa (Photos, Videos) by opichika(m): 8:12pm On Feb 07, 2019
He is fit and able to campaign buh presidential debate he can't... And it's jox end laga that... Nigeria y....?
Politics / Re: Sun Governor Of The Year 2018: Gov Ugwuanyi Arrives At Venue by opichika(m): 4:38am On Jan 26, 2019
Chileads:
It's your fada who is a coward
joz helep me attack more abeg..
Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His 26th Birthday Today (Photos) by opichika(m): 9:37am On Nov 21, 2018
Is better to be David than goloiant

Sports / Re: Nigerian & Ugandan Players Dancing With Paul Okoye Of Psquare. by opichika(m): 9:25am On Nov 21, 2018
I was there live and direct..
Programming / Re: Udemy Coupons: FREE--BE FAST BEFORE IT EXPIRES by opichika(m): 5:56pm On Oct 07, 2018
08120026. 492 ma what's app num
Jokes Etc / Funny Bed Weter. by opichika(m): 10:32pm On Aug 23, 2018
A man who bed- wets went to see a psychiatrist.

PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed- wetting? Tell me how it happens.

MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.

PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just reply him that you have already peed.

The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.

PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?

MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case!

PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?

MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us shit!"

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Jokes Etc / My Drean Car Plz... by opichika(m): 10:13pm On Apr 28, 2018
Am at where dey re selling cars ryt now. Pls guys btwn ACURA ZDX and TOYOTA VENZA, which one do u advice me 2 snap pix with?
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Romance / The Real Fact About Masturbating... by opichika(m): 11:58pm On Mar 14, 2018
The only disadvantage of masturbation is that you cant do more than one round no mater how hot you re...period.
Romance / Fact About Double Daten For Ladies... by opichika(m): 2:18am On Mar 04, 2018
Dating two men is not a problem. The problem is when one man wants the pu**y shaved and the other wants it hairy...
My sister you go just barb am punk las las

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Jokes Etc / The Definition And Describing Of Coca..cola. Lol by opichika(m): 8:12pm On Feb 09, 2018
That awkward moment when the 5 star Sheraton Hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is N1,500! Involuntarily you will start explaining & describing coke; "I mean coke...not the alcoholic one, the mineral! Soft drink, not drugs! I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi... the one Coca-Cola produces, the one when you open & it makes shuuuuuu..??"
Romance / My Best Movie Is Porn Movies.... by opichika(m): 7:12pm On Jan 13, 2018
Porn movies are the most positive movies.
No murder,No war,No fight,No racism,No language problem,Good cooperation,Good coordination,Natural acting,Everybody enjoys the climax,Lots of love,Always a very happy ending for all characters And the best part is
No matter which point you start watching,You will understand the story.

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Culture / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Internet Slangs by opichika(m): 3:50am On Jan 05, 2018
thanks for your well informed to me biko
Romance / Nauthy Question Like Temple Run... by opichika(m): 10:34pm On Dec 15, 2017
if you re Jo's coming back from work feeling tiredness and suddenly
U saw someone beating ur mum,and U rushed into the house to fetch a weapon and found someone in bed with ur wife. Which 1 would u attend to 1st?�
Romance / Lattest Update Of Our Girls..!!! by opichika(m): 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2017
. Gals used to say in 1970;love me buh don't touch me 1980; touch me buh don't kiss me 1990;kiss me buh don't do anything 2000;Do everything buh don't tell anyone 2017; Do everything otherwise I will tell everyone that u can't do anything!!!?!����
Jokes Etc / See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by opichika(m): 7:25pm On Nov 22, 2017
Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's
restaurant.
When I got their, I met my younger
sister serving food to a pretty damsel.
I couldn't
resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer.
My
younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled
and played along.
ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't
park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl
gave me a charming look)
My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change
car ooo.
Look at the type of car u brought today
(Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside)
Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom.
My dad
travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I
decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am
tired of driving that my Ferrari.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone
with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we
started chatting and I brain washed her.
When
she was about to succumb, My Mom just
entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was......
Chibuike Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi
finish
Chai.......
My village people later succeeded, I am still
looking for where to hang my self... I have finally
disgraced my ancestors... just negodu.
.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Repairing His Gun At A Welder's Workshop. Photos by opichika(m): 9:41am On Nov 19, 2017
sarrki:


Do you know that biafra will never happen ?
and if its finally comes to what will you be like...?
Family / Awesome Massage To P Square by opichika(m): 8:51pm On Nov 18, 2017
So p-square All this #IFUNANYA � way una get for una self, una still want do #GAME_OVER,❎ have u forgotten ���that there is #NO_ONE_LIKE_YOU please #BRING_It_UP��� because if u #BREAK_IT now we fans we go #MISS_YOU_DIE,make una forget everything is all about #TEMPTATION,i no say
#E_No_EASY but make una settle the matter cos #NO_TIME, and i hear say una involved #OGA_POLICE in this matter pls i want you to be #MORE_THAN_A_FRIEND, to each other, cos is only #YOU_AND_YOUR_BROTHER, make una settle this matter #PERSONALLY, forget all those #OLEBURUKU, they only want to #CHOP_YOUR_MONEY & #E_GET_AS_E_DEY_DO_ME when i hear say there is #DANGER btw you two. so u want us to tell u #BYE_BYE ,remember we are your #SUPER_FANS, and u guys are #UNLIMITED and #I_LOVEYOU,
please u guys should continue cos i want to dance more #ALINGO, dont let #BEAUTIFUL_ONYINYE stop una #BIZZY_BODY, cos we fans we go Put you for #PRAYERS, we are hoping to hear your #TESTIMONY.

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Jokes Etc / Twins In The Womb by opichika(m): 12:58pm On Nov 18, 2017
Twin babies in the womb saw a penis
coming towards them.
1st baby : Hey, Daddy is coming inside to
play with us.
2nd baby : You are stupid, u v no sense at
all! It is not Daddy, it is daddy's friend. Daddy
doesn't cover his face with a rubber mask wen he wants to play with us. You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving
Education / Can I Have Your Attention Plz by opichika(m): 8:59pm On Nov 17, 2017
Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over them. They are life-changing statements:

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.

2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.

3. When someone hurts you, don't feel bad because it's a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.

5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them - a wall or a bridge.

6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.

7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.

8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.

9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

10. You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven't done much today.

12. If you don't build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.

13. If you don't climb the mountain; you can't view the plain.

14. Don't leave it idle - use your brain.

15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.

16. It is not what you don't have that limits you; it is what you have but don't know how to use.

17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.

18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.

19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool...... Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don't expect it from cheap people,<<>>>>>>>> May God Almighty take us out of our own plan where frustration dwells & place us right in His plan where fulfilment is guaranteed. Amen!
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by opichika(m): 10:56pm On Nov 09, 2017
wicked one's where liable to die young and rust in hell...
Jokes Etc / Re: I Couldn't Believe President Buhari Did This by opichika(m): 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2017
where will he land abeg....?
Jokes Etc / Oral Lesson by opichika(m): 9:47pm On Nov 09, 2017
An English teacher come class with thus...
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Óyá, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u? �����
Jokes Etc / See What An Amazing Nigeria Guy Did With Trump.. by opichika(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2017
Donald Trump �� wants to paint the White house.... He calls for the quotation...

Chinese guy�� quoted 3 Millions...
European guy�� quoted 7 Millions...
Nigerian guy�� quoted 10 Millions...

Trump asked Chinese guy... "How did you quote 3 million...?" Chinese guy replied...
1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit..."

Trump asked European guy��... He replied...
"3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..."

Trump asked Nigerian guy��... He replied...
"4 million for you���, 3 million for Me��� and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy �� and ask him to paint....!!
Career / Re: My Former Employer Is About To Cheat Me, Please Help by opichika(m): 7:46pm On Oct 30, 2017
Esepayan:


even if u did not get an employment letter he should still pay you ....get a lawyer who is a friend so u don't have to pay much and let them handle it ......if u are still having any issues send me a private mssg i will help u
you for first of all ask her about the amount of the money she have been pursuing for...before she borrow money call layer and when she win and get paid then she still borrow money to complete the lawyer money.....awkward..!!!

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Crime / Re: Couple Steals Mad Woman’s Baby After 15 Years Of Childless Marriage (pic) by opichika(m): 9:10am On Oct 28, 2017
I feel the couple pains but stealing a mad woman baby is not the best option nah...they could have adubt a child which is now viral to society now adaz nah....
Celebrities / My New Song by opichika(m): 12:17am On Oct 20, 2017
www.tooxclusive.com/download-mp3/e2e-chewing- gum/.... Thanks and also rate am
Politics / GEJ Blasts Biafran Struggles Buy Writing This Down To Us by opichika(m): 6:54am On Oct 14, 2017
Goodluck Jonathan: I begin this write-up by saying that I mean no ill-thought towards the Biafran struggle or Igbos in general.

What I’ve written here are mainly my personal reflections concerning the Niger Delta, especially with regards to non-Igbo groups and their stake in the Biafran movement which has been rebirthed for some time now. I am not a mouthpiece for the Niger Delta but I believe I’ve been in the Niger Delta long enough to know our problems and our stand. I’ve also interacted with many Niger Deltans to know their stand in the Biafran struggle.

When I use the term Niger Delta, I am referring to the region covering Delta, Edo, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, and Cross River states. However, I understand that the region also covers Ondo, Imo, and Abia states. I’m not concerned with the latter because they are either Igbos or Yorubas and have their own struggles. The ethnic groups within my coverage include Urhobo-Isoko, Bini, Esan, Itsekiri, Ijaw-Epie-Ogbia, Ogoni, Afemai, Efik-Annang-Eket-Oron-Ibibio, Ogoja, Ejagham, and other groups in Cross River North. Ikwerre, Ukwuani, Ika, Aniocha, Ogba, and other Igboid groups, are not included. Historically, Biafra covered all the Niger Delta states EXCEPT Delta and Ondo states. This fact must be emphasised.

Pro-Biafrans are welcome to debate and address my issues in a civil manner. I understand that most pro-Biafrans resort to insults when salient issues are addressed.



Please let’s set a good precedence from hereon.

1. Biafra may not be better for Niger Deltans because Niger Deltans may end up living one form of subjugation for another. The argument Igbos have made for their freedom is the desire to be free from Hausa-Yoruba domination. That argument also applies to the average Niger Deltan. Igbo, no doubt, will be the major ethnic group if Biafra is actualised. Ijaws may have a stake due to their numbers. What about the Ogonis, Urhobo-Isokos, Itsekiris, Efiks, etc? Where will they fit in at the national level? The sad reality is that anotherNigeria will just be made manifest and resentments will build up. What will really be the fate of minorities? Will they fare better in Biafra or alone? InNigeria, big groups such as Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo checkmate each other’s excesses very well. Who will checkmate that of Igbos in the new nation?

2. Where will the capital be located? If we are to follow the notion of central location, the capital of Biafra won’t be Enugu but around Umuahia-Ikot Ekpene axis. Will Igbos allow their capital to be sited in a non-Igbo location? This is a very salient issue because you don’t expect the riverine Niger Deltan in Twon-Brass, for instance, to journey all the way to Enugu to see their President. It has to be a location where ALL BIAFRANS can access easily. Enugu won’t go.

3. The issue of annexation comes to play. For so long, e-Biafrans have annexed Niger Delta as part of the proposed nation. The map below shows us what Biafrans have drawn to constitute the new nation:

If we judge from this map, it means all groups in the Niger Delta have been annexed. My question is whether the leaders of these groups have been consulted before the annexation was done. I, for one, know that Urhobo-Isoko and Efik-Ibibio leaders have not approved of Biafra neither have anybody in these regions declared Biafra. So how and why were they included in the proposed map?

Little things like this bring distrust and I understand that many of these non-Igbo regions have disowned the map and pledged allegiance to Nigeria. The declaration by the Delta State government is a case in point. I see this as forceful annexation.

The so-called e-Biafrans have also not done much in calming the nerves of the people of the annexed regions. I’ve seen comments such as “if you don’t like it, go and stay in Sokoto”, “all land in the South is Biafraland”, etc. Is it not ironic that a group of people who want freedom want to annexe others?

4. What languages will be made the official languages of the new nation? I have seen several posts by e-Biafrans where Igbo was proposed as the official language of the new republic. What then will happen to other languages such as Urhobo, Isoko, Okpe, Efik, Ibibio, Oron, Ogoni, Eleme, Okrika, Kalabari, Bini, Esan, etc? Will they die off because of Igbo? Certainly NOT! If English is made the official language, the Igbo majority factor will kick in. If your name isn’t Chukwuemeka or Oliseh, Amarachi or Nneka, etc, you won’t get any appointment nor shall you be recognised. These are things we can’t deny. We are very ethnocentric in Africa.

5. What and what have Igbo nation done for Niger Deltans to gain their trust? Every day I see Igbo youths making enemies where there were none. They constantly use the agency of the internet to sprout controversy, hurl insults at dissenters and make unfounded claims. There is this general air of mistrust for Igbos by some Niger Deltans, particularly by Urhobo-Isoko and Bini people. What have Igbos done to checkmate this?

Has any Igbo leader or group extended the hand of friendship to the Niger Deltans. Mistrust cannot be wished away. Most Niger Deltans would rather follow Hausas as slaves than follow Igbos as kings. This is the real reality and truthfully, Igbos caused this.

6. Who will lead the new nation? Obviously, Nnamdi Kanu, their hero, has fought tooth and nails for Biafra and he is currently cooling off in jail. If Biafra comes today, who will be the interim leader and what modalities are in place for subsequent leaders to be elected?

Igbos have been the only ones fighting for Biafra since time immemorial with a handful of other groups here and there. Will Igbos allow other groups to rule over them? Will they allow an Urhobo man to be President, for instance? This is not a case of mere wishing. We have to understand that Niger Delta groups MAY NEVER BE ALLOWED TO RULE BIAFRA IF IT IS ACTUALISED.

7. Still on the issue of leaders, are the new leaders going to fall from the skies or they are simply going to change addresses from Abuja to Enugu. If so, what will change in the new nation? It is not arguable that Igbo national leaders are the most corrupt persons in Nigeria. If these same people are the ones to rule the new nation then there is no hope because corruption will be so rife that the economy of the new nation will shut down like a knocked engine.

If we argue that new and younger leaders will arise, we still have the issue of who fought for Biafra to contend with. Most pro-Biafrans will not allow someone who sat at the periphery of the struggle to just come and waltz power away from the “heroes” of Biafra. If this is true then we will not have a proper democracy in Biafra.

8. Will Biafra be a utopia? The impression that e-Biafrans give is that Biafra will be perfect and we all know for a fact that this is not true. Apart from the issue of corruption and sentimentalism that have been addressed, we still have the issue of development. Where will money be generated from to develop the nation?

In the whole of the proposed Biafra, only Port Harcourt and Onitsha are economically viable cities. Where will the investors come from? Why should they invest in a volatile country? Only in Warri, we have Ijaw, Itsekiri and Urhobo at loggerheads, imagine what would happen to the whole nation.

Secondly, I am sure that no Niger Deltan will allow his “oil” to be used to develop Enugu like what happened with Abuja, and is still happening today. Niger Deltans are getting wiser and by the time the new nation is formed, matters that border on oil, wealth distribution and infrastructural development will be raised.

9. The current structure of the proposed nation, as shown in the map earlier embedded, favour Igbos with more states. Urhobo has one, Efik-Ibibio has two, Itsekiri has none, etc. How will this be addressed? Certainly, every ethnic nationality will want adequate representation and so the structure on that map will never work.

10. Last, but not the least, is the issue of referendum. Some Biafrans are already calling for a referendum which will involve all parts of the proposed nation. I am pretty sure how this referendum will turn out. However, for the sake of being hypothetical, let us imagine that some ethnic groups/states vote against Biafra by the majority, what will be their fate at the end of the day? Secondly, will the result of such a referendum be true and honest? I understand that electoral malpractice forms a part of our identity. How are we going to get a true reflection of people’s thoughts? Thirdly, if states and ethnic groups do decide to vote for Biafra, what mechanisms are in place to contain Igbophobia, Igbomania, Igbocentrism, Igbo hegemony, Landgrabbing, and all issues that minorities have raised?

Above are the reasons why I feel that Niger Deltans will NOT subscribe to the Biafran movement. I have been very practical, philosophical and hypothetical in my approach. I do not speak for any group or persons but I present these issues for the pro-Biafrans to address.

Niger Deltans can raise more issues that I have not raised. Finally, it should be noted that I expect insults directed at my person by e-warriors and keyboard mercenaries, as usual, but I won’t pleasure such persons with answers or altercations. If you raise good points, we can discuss like intellectuals”
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: Nnamdi Kanu, 40-Year-Old Man Still Living In His Father's House by opichika(m): 5:16am On Oct 10, 2017
Diiet:
When the cat's away,the house becomes a playing field for the rats.
You just have to agree with aisha on this.
But just remember that our first buhari is no more....so how come this woman is still trolling her mouth as a first lady Man....?
Romance / Re: Sex On First Visit. Does It Mean She Is Cheap? by opichika(m): 5:12am On Oct 10, 2017
Uyi168:
what abt spending on a 1st date?
This one is official na ...so we no dey count from this one abeg...
Music/Radio / Re: Davido Wins Song Of The Year & Video Of The Year At AFRIMMA 2017 | Full Winners by opichika(m): 3:51pm On Oct 09, 2017
that's shows that we still the Giant of Africa with pride's...
Health / Re: James And John Ugwoke: Conjoined Twins In Lagos (Photos) by opichika(m): 3:34pm On Oct 09, 2017
lord have Mercy.....
Travel / Re: 300Level Law Student Of UNIBEN Dies In Accident Alongside Her Parents (Photos) by opichika(m): 9:02pm On Oct 02, 2017
RIP LEAZY BABE..God knows the best..so sad to loose a cutie gal like you..

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