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Pornodude:

come see me see nonsense whey happen o.

i somehow reconnected with my ex-gf cos we still had feeling for each-other. one thing led to another and we Were Intimate (unprotected). But i made sure i asked her when she had her last period, and she said she just finished it 2 days before. Na him your man come pound the chick like say tomorrow no dey.

You know what this evil girl did? like 2weeks later, she began to complain to me that she had malaria and all that bu i told her to take her medications, etc and she felt better after a few days. She then called me a few days later to tell me that she had a recurrence of the malaria and i advised her to go and take typhoid drugs but she should do a test before taking any medication.

Na him this useless girl sms-ed me a few days later to tell me that the doctor told her to take another test for pregnancy and that the test was positive; she said that she was 3 weeks pregnant (nice timing considering when it happened). i was at work when the sms came in. come see as you guy almost get heart attack. i swear. but as a sharp guy, i calm down come buy 5oonaira credit come dey follow the girl talk. she talk say she no go fit abort. i remember one of Chris Rock's jokes in which he said, "if a woman get pregnant for you, you are allowed to say only two things. if you want the baby, say, 'oh thats so great. if you dont want the child, say, 'oh you are pregnant? so what are you gonna do about it.' NEVER SUGGEST ABORTION TO A LADY". I kept asking her what she was going to do about it but she kept pushing it back to me. Until i used sense to know say, na after her period i do the nacking, so e no fit dey possible. so i begin tell the girl say i no go father any naughty person cos it is not my own. She then confessed that she wasnt pregnant, that she was just testing me.

SEE ME SEE NONSENSE O!! I ALMOST HAD A MAJOR HEART ATTACK!
NOW THIS BABE HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE IS MISSING ME AND THAT SHE NEEDS TO SEE ME, etc. I KNOW HER Hot BEHAVIOR COS WE DATED FOR 2 YEARS, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, THAT IS NOT ONE PUSSSSSSY I AM GOING TO TOUCH EVER AGAIN.

LADIES ARE WICKED O!!!!!

You can't be serious. You have unprotected sex with someone and didn't expect any pregnancy to occur? Do you not know that it is still possible to impregnate someone at that state of menstruation?

You call the woman wicked, yet you do not communicate with your girl concerning her health. The both of you Were Intimate, and she is pregnant as a result, yet, you expect her to know what to do by herself, taking advice from a comedian? From what I am seeing, it is you that are wicked, and need to be a man and take responsibility for your part of your relationship.

Wow, who brought this thread back up? It has to be at least 3 years old, and I'm sure Uju has kissed someone by now.

angelgirl1:

Why not Afri American guys? Well most not all but too many African American men live by the laws of their pagan gods (Tupac, Biggie) and follow in the footsteps of their pagan angels (50 cent, Snoop Dog). Their bible is called hip hop or rap. It is hard to find an African American guy who is not HipHopligious. They are so rare. My sister is not into organized religion. So,  this is no scam and when I said get I meant into serious relationship that will eventually lead to marriage. Do you think that American women and Naija men are too culturally different for my sister to imagine such a thing?

Oh, I totally see where you're coming from now. Your sister is probably looking in the wrong places for a man, because not all Black Americans are aspiring hip-hop artists or wannabe gangsters. I think what the problem may be is that she is the one doing the looking for the man, and usually finds the wrong ones. Good men from any culture are going to be hard to find, and your sister should be more patient, and have more faith that she will find the right man for her.

I also agree with Sistawoman completely, that you and your sister should be focus on education and let the relationship stuff come later. A successful, educated woman will attract good quality, responsible men, as that alone will intimidate and filter out the thugs, mixtape artists, and others that surround her.

St☆rStruck: The animations need to stop.

platinumnk:

Im in summer school too, but i think it starts on a thusday, u cant afford to come?

I just texted all my buddies looking for a hotel roomie! I wanna see the naija boys, I gotta crush on the thick one n the rap group
so they have one in cali too?

i heard they have one in houston, but it must not be as big as the one in vegas because the naija boys are going to be there and they are from houston.

I really wish i can find a travel buddy

I'm actually starting my medical program in July, which makes it worse. Even if I could afford to go, I won't have the time, and it would probably be ill advised for me to go.­.­.

Pittbaby:


to answer your question

she can attend the Nigerian Reunion in Vegas this year . Biggest Secular gathering of Nigerians I can think of
http://nigerianreuniononline.com/?page_id=83


if she is looking for a God fearing man try the RCCG Conferences
https://www.rccgconvention.org/registration/AttendeeRegister.aspx

Wow, I'm going to miss yet another reunion, and I've never been to one. If I didn't start school in July, I would be all over this!

pepperyboy:

i really want it to be special and unique. was thinking of putting the ring in icecream and letting her discover it but wat of if she swallows it and, or kneelin down in d midst of a large crowd, pls ladies and guys wats your take on this

I think just proposing to her would be special and unique in itself. Don't try to go out of your way, believing that it will impress her. She will be fine with the proposal itself. And whatever you do, don't put the ring in anything that is edible, that's just plain tacky. This isn't Hollywood(or Nollywood, for that matter). All of that showboating is not going to be any more effective than just simply asking her to marry you.

angelgirl1:

I am just asking for reference. Are they too culturally incompatible for the relationship to last?

What are some good places for an American girl living in America to meet a Nigerian guy?

I have a bf I am asking for my sis.

You can find them pretty much anywhere, but the more important question is why does your sister desire to meet Nigerian guys? Is there any specific reason? What makes a Nigerian person different from any other good hearted, responsible men?

kokoletz:

Guys I dnt knw if there is any thread like this in the house but I will luv us to talk about this. With this trend of "FOR BETTER FOR STAY FOR WORST FOR GO" attitude among our girls this day baffles me. Some girls now took relationship as a bizness of making ends meet, most expecially those in higher institution wanting to put on the best cloths, drive the best car, lives in mansion, use the phone witout investing a penny in it. Now to the guys who are the main genesis of the problem wanting to count the number of holes they port as each day passes-by there doin all sorts of SHADDY BIZNESS all in the name of showing girls in town dt they have arrive as well as upgrading there list of holes. I believe in love and I knw that it exist but how true and geniue is it. Pls let talk about this cos it affecting our life, our future,our evry thing. Waiting to read. "No Long Thing".

I guess someone doesn't know how to use the search function. This question gets asked at least four times daily.

lets see, according to the standard creepiness formula ((1/2)*your age + 7):

(1/2)*27 = 13.5 + 7 = 20.5

Rounding up to the nearest whole number would bring the figure to 21

According to this factor, even dating a girl younger than 21 is ill-advised. To even question whether it would be ok to "disvirgin" a 16 year old, the OP knows good and well that such an action would be wrong, and is just looking for any excuse to go ahead and do it.

TL;DR: OP is a pedo

Listerine usually works. Try the orange flavor.

junijustin:

@angelgirl1

I think you are pretty, if it is your profile photo on your profile,

She's definitely pretty if her real life identity happens to be Oluchi Onweagba.

angelgirl1:

I have been searching couldn't find anything. Will you just answer my question? I am sure it won't hurt you to answer.

Because there is no answer to that question. If anything, this thread will start yet another flame war, and your 'question' will still not be answered.

Try the search function. There has to be thousands of threads concerning this topic.

Cool story, bro.

platinumnk:

good morning baby! lemme come and toast u oh



there!

LOL, awesome!

C2H5OH:

toasting: to woo a babe.

Interesting, I'm curious as to how the word toasting came to be to describe the initiation of courtship.

Actually, I was about to comment on the growing popularity of people using animated gifs in every one of their posts, especially Starstruck, as it is getting extremely irritating, but, whatever, people are free to do as they wish.

Excuse me for sounding like a complete novice, but I keep reading about this 'toasting.' What is toasting, and what does it entail?

platinumnk:

wait until shes 18

I agree with others. OP, wait until she is 18. Especially in the South, they can get you for statutory molestation if things don't go well between the both of you guys. Besides, if you don't know whether you should date her or not, you shouldn't date her, as either she or you are not ready for a relationship.

Easy, they are all troll threads, every single last one of them. Don't respond to them, and they shall die.

deji2005:

poster @ orimili, can you please mind your language. I would not tolerate that word against me neither would I use it against you or someone

Please and please, Thank you !

Oh, poor baby, did I hurt your feelings?

Star Trek - ok
Terminator Salvation - sucked
Dance Flick - sucked
Angels & Demons - sucked

deji2005:

could it because they not confortable with it or maybe they dont want others to see them, some peole would rather put celeb picture instead of theirs Y Y Y ?

No, Naughty Lady, it's called anonymity. That's what the internet is about. If we all started putting our pics all over the internet, then it would defeat the purpose of privacy, wouldn't it?

Also, since you're complaining, where is your profile pic? Do you rather put cars in your profile because you are afraid of how you look, or are you too not comfortable with your own self? Why, Why, Why?

/rant

~Sauron~:

U won't be the first geezer to sleep with 3 friends in Naija and you won't be the last!!!!
Cut your losses. . . . . .Girl B actually STOLE you from Girl A.
She will def'ly do a runner when she gets to the UK.
Call her up and call it off.

I agree with this man, you're being played and you don't even know it. As easy as it was for you to come between her and her friend, it will be just as easy for someone else to come between the both of you in your current relationship. This is a disaster waiting to happen.