So we met a month ago at a cinema in port harcourt, what really attracted me to her was her cute face and big behind , yes o I nor dey lie, then we got along. Bae is about 21 though she said I'm her 3rd bf. Errthing was cool she once told me she didn't lik kissing, I tot she was joking, lik who doesn't lik kissing? N me I almost had 1st class in kisdiology, so dis aftrnoon bar came over for the 1st time to my apartment, and as a sharp guy I was prepared for her, tho didn't plan to shag( not in a hurry) immidiately I approched fowsrd to kiss bae, she started turning head from left to right I almost thought she was going to lift off like a helicopter, I was lik wats wrong? She said she told me she doesn't lik kissing so I told her to calm down that its going to be sweet then tried again she continued again, turning her head untill my own neck started hurting, I was lik "dnt u love me?" She said she does buh she cnt help her reflex action, I paused n starrd at her juicy pink lips, I nearly crase o. so I held her head n forced my lips on her lik stamp on a paper, she started acting really weird with a strange noise lik shez pushing out a baby even tho at one point I tought she was enjoying it, I jst got tired n gave up. my question is hv u guys experienced such before? Will she ever enjoy kissing? How can I make her enjoy kissing? Or is bae posessed? Pls answer. ff me @tweetest_boi

hope u kissed her with a mouth condom

I think she knows kissing is her weakness(maybe she's sexually arose whenever she kisses), and she doesn't want anyone to know this weakness, I wouldn't know, just saying or maybe as you said "you may need to teach her how to go about it". I've never seen someone like that before though, but you've been with her and you should be able to figure out what the problem is

adonbilivit:
hope u kissed her with a mouth condom

am fascinated with your username! adonbilivit!

....Now this is super-funny!....

....As in, I dont understand this story at all.....Is she that bad in the act of kissing??...Or she moans like chimpanzee ponce on her??....


...@OP, abeg explain better...

ritalori2:
am fascinated with your username! adonbilivit!

hehehe...nice. don't mind me joor. i guess i have trust(belief?) issues. i am the type that still withdraws even with a CD on.... ritalori is situated in surulere or is it just a nick name?

She probably hate kissing because of her experience with one of her former boyfriends. They did a terrible job. Who knows one of them probably doesn't brush his teeth.

Naa bae is frosh

adepiero:
Maybe she doesn't want you to notice her mouth odour. #NoOffense

temigracie:
....Now this is super-funny!....

....As in, I dont understand this story at all.....Is she that bad in the act of kissing??...Or she moans like chimpanzee ponce on her??....


...@OP, abeg explain better...

lemi explain it this wey, its lik kissing brings out something in her, something caged... Or better still it may be her weak point, like I said, shez still a learner

We won't know what is wrong with her unless we are witnesses. Try askin her why she act thus...

Bros ..I laff sotay I nearly fall off my bed...Gawd ...u guys are killing me today. .


Boss .I have been in ur shoes before..I thought I had mouth odor...she was just running about. .

is she Catholic per chance?

Lol this is interesting.....

Blogthug:
lemi explain it this wey, its lik kissing brings out something in her, something caged... Or better still it may be her weak point, like I said, shez still a learner

...lol....

....Then I think you need to tame her lion then....Teach her how to be calm and cool when kissing....

MrIknowAll:
U went 2 fast! U should have started by romancing her face, telling her hw beautiful she is.. Pouring some romantic words into her brain... Den u try and kiss her on her neck, with ur hand still rubbing her face( that's if u've got a soft palm like mine). After doing diz 4 some minutes, I bet u, u won't Have difficulty in kissing d heLl outta her lips... Just my own point of view sha oo!!!

Bad boiy...
Na wetin u go study for skool be dat..

ERCROSS:


Bad boiy...
Na wetin u go study for skool be dat..

LOL, boss, no knowledge is a waste

temigracie:


...lol....

....Then I think you need to tame her lion then....Teach her how to be calm and cool when kissing....

aunty temigracie i hel oooo

She who kisses a guy without squeezing her face is a murderer ** run for ya life**

Yeah one of my ex is a terrible kisser. I will just skip the kissing aspect and move to the main business to avoid irritation because it will look like she wants to swallow my lips with my teeth

OP, take your time and kiss her face, I mean kiss her forehead,her eyes ,her nose , her cheeks, den kiss very close to her lips , and den her lips, she won't b able to resist.
That's how I got my first kiss ,*smiles* after many failed attempts of trying to kiss me and me refusing, he told me "okay,I give up " so we talked about other things and I was leaned against his car so he kissed my nose first then my eyes then my cheeks then my forehead then came back close to my lips by the time he kissed my lips I couldn't even move , I just stood there transfixed, and it was on from there. So take your time and kiss her face and don't rush for her lips.

She doesnt like kissing?







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