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Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 12:04am On Nov 21, 2014
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay you a visit
this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great
pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl
again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with
my
money again, she must be joking......
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur fat mama
nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey
house?
John: No be madness dey worry you, if i no
dey
house na for bush i wan dey B4.
Francis: Yeye boy, well I dey come charge my
phone.
John: Abeg come with that ur pretty sis.
Francis: Hey you no go focus, wetin com dey
bring
my sis for this matter make i no see u near
her.
John: Oboy you no go relax, na you wan
marry your
sis.
Francis: Hahahahahahaha, nothing do you my
guy. I
dey come.
John: Ok! Jossing man No wahala, bring
money
come make we drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later nah.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always a great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each
other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but
they will always have each other's back.
TRUE OR FALSE

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by sseunth(m): 12:06am On Nov 21, 2014
stale

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by pain007: 12:06am On Nov 21, 2014
true.
especially in france

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by daniel565: 12:08am On Nov 21, 2014
Sounds good
Re: Girls Vs Guys by iceberylin(m): 12:11am On Nov 21, 2014
Girls are too Fake angry

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by phorget(m): 12:13am On Nov 21, 2014
Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys.
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Gabreal1(m): 12:16am On Nov 21, 2014
sseunth:
stale
yes it's stale, but the message isn't .

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 21, 2014
phorget:
Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys.

LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by phorget(m): 12:26am On Nov 21, 2014
wristwatch:


LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.
. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!!
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:29am On Nov 21, 2014
phorget:
. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!!
humility
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:30am On Nov 21, 2014
wristwatch:


LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.
lol....

Btw, "murdering english" is incorrect. grin
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:28am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
lol....

Btw, "murdering english" is incorrect. grin

Dude, why are you on every thread I find myself viewing and doing what I like doing (picking 'holes' in people's comments)?

Stay out of my way and let me do my 'job' smiley
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:30am On Nov 21, 2014
TheSonOfMark:


Dude, why are you on every thread I find myself viewing and doing what I like doing (picking 'holes' in people's comments)?

Stay out of my way and let me do my 'job' smiley
Economists would refer to that as "Monopoly"
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 1:34am On Nov 21, 2014
It's damn true,I always wonder why girls don't really love each other.this is common to 99% gals.make any gal no come here dey claim saint
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:35am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
Economists would refer to that as "Monopoly"

Lol. Just stay out of my way.

By the way, shouldn't you be in dreamland or are you as insomniac as The.SonOfMark is tonight?
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:40am On Nov 21, 2014
TheSonOfMark:


Lol. Just stay out of my way.

By the way, shouldn't you be in dreamland or are you as insomniac as The.SonOfMark is tonight?
I'm not suffering from Insomnia.... I'm just nocturnal
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:50am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
I'm not suffering from Insomnia.... I'm just nocturnal

Jeez! Now that's creepy!
You are a student, I suppose? We are the ones mostly have screwed up or twisted biological clocks...and I've got a class by 10.00am today.
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:54am On Nov 21, 2014
TheSonOfMark:


Jeez! Now that's creepy!
You are a student, I suppose? We are the ones mostly have screwed up or twisted biological clocks...and I've got a class by 10.00am today.
lol.. My gain. Still at home rocking the holidays.

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Re: Girls Vs Guys by kolamilan(m): 5:57am On Nov 21, 2014
@op, source? cos i saw this same post on fb.
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Hazardd(m): 6:00am On Nov 21, 2014
100% true,am sure no lady will comment in this post,ladies are just enemy to their self shikina
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 21, 2014
we rock
Re: Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 5:47pm On Nov 21, 2014
samflexxy:
we rock
cool
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 6:58pm On Nov 21, 2014
All this girl stuff is pissing me off. sad
Naija guys dey fall my hands wela wela.
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Cholls(m): 7:41pm On Nov 21, 2014
wristwatch:


LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..
my brother mumu teacher tongue pls dont shoot me shoot the messanger grin grin
Re: Girls Vs Guys by simdam500(m): 9:54pm On Nov 21, 2014
here in chibok the gals are force to love each other
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake angry
say God shocked
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 21, 2014
Hazardd:
100% true,am sure no lady will comment in this post,ladies are just enemy to their self shikina
i comment,,what to do?? cheesy
Re: Girls Vs Guys by iceberylin(m): 11:21pm On Nov 21, 2014
sophieabou:
say God shocked
undecided
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Hazardd(m): 3:55am On Nov 22, 2014
sophieabou:
i comment,,what to do?? cheesy
Then meet me for serious talk,please not after we finish talking you will start to gossip about me grin
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Awho(m): 6:15am On Nov 22, 2014
Girls have always stayed where the belong fake appartment in lie lie estate
Re: Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 7:35am On Dec 04, 2014
iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake angry
and boys are too real ?? grin
Re: Girls Vs Guys by kelvinmuffins3(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2014
iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake angry



For real dude.

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