eskober:
when it comes to lying on nairaland na you dey lead. Because u just lied that u "don't lie. U dig?

Eberex:
My experience goes thus; I met her on one of the social network and we have been speaking to eachother on the phone sometimes. On this particular day after work i decided to call her so we can see. This was at Allen Ikeja. She told me she was free but would only come out if we can hang out at Domino. I said no prob!

We fixed a time for 6pm and then decided to visit the place first. Off i went to Toyin street eventhough i do pass there i've never stopped by to get something there. When i got there i went over to the counter. mhen! what caught my attention was the prices. ol boi, i asked myself: this babe you want to bring here,who she be sef? at the end its bye bye and she would definitely want a ''take away'' package too.

I texted her with the following :''sorry dear, my boss just arrived, cant go out again today''.

She sef kukuma no reply.

johhnnie:



Abeg, leave story! U never meet lady who wan pay house rent of over 250k before?

The problem is, there is so much poverty in town and many ladies see the dating thingy as full time job...magazine must pay

niggi4life:
[b] Na today dem don dey maga we boys? Mine is a very sad story. I met this girl way back in the Uni, she was always wearing Hijab(All this their muslim veil, i fell for her holy holy. We have been dating for 2months(no sexx involved o) One day while i traveled to Lagos while she was in school, she called me that she isnt feeling to well and later in the evening she sent me a pic of her receiving drip. not so long a lady called me saying she's a nurse and my girl needed to be treated for severe malaria and i should please make it quick to deposit 30K, haaaaaaaaa!! where i wan see 30K, my Dad was ill at Bagadry General Hospital and my Elder brother sent us 200Pounds(about 40K then for my dads hospital bills and other sundries, immediately i cashed the money i sent 30K to my babe's friend that she should use it to pay my babe's hospital bill and that i will come and see her soon. I promised the nurses at the general hospital that i will be back soon to settle my dad's bill and gave them the remaining 10K instead of 25K... na so i rush go school go check my sweetie the following day without even thinking about how my dad would cope, when my babe was discharged, i took her to my place and began to baby sit her, i will feed her, bathe her, clothe her,she was bleeding that day and told me it was her period, i had to go and buy sanitary pad on credit. chaiiiii, see me see love oooo.... the next night while she was at my place, i was bored so i picked up her phone and started scrolling through her FB messages only for me to receive the shocking message of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She sent a message to one of her BF that she had successfully removed the pregnancy and she is at home resting... haaaaaaa, i wan die that night, i couldnt sleep, i took the courage to confront her and she started crying, begging me for forgiveness, i forgave her but let her out the next day, two days later i went home to lag and my dad's condition worsened before we could say "jack" the guy lost his life without him being happy with me[/b]

Medunah:
30K to get rid of pregnancy?? she wan remove her womb join?? Na u give am belle ni.

chimerase2:
This one happened yesterday na wetin vex me
Ex: hi how far
Me: amu fine and u
EX: not happy
Me: what's the problem
EX: pls help me with some moni one corper for ma area relased inside me and I hv missed ma period
Me: eaya try hard find it
EX: pls help me I need some moni to get rid of it or help me buy the drugs cos I knw its ur field
Meanwhile this is the 3rd time she will be telling me this, if not that amu a man of God I for nakkked swear for ram

iv4fb:



Bros, u can lie for Africa! That was some good exxagerations bro

rosebase:


am stil waitin for him

MztrChukwu:



Bros, ipad to be repaired at samsung office? Uncle please tell us anoda story.

Billyonaire:
Its true story dude, I fell flat for love. Since then, I have fallen more but am smarter now. Remember, I go for the very finest specs. She is modelling part time. True story.

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

Gordieshegz:
Very much possible....mine was on. OAUIFE campus last two years...I met her around 11pm after a show organised by Sammie okposo and co...we talked briefly and exchanged phone numbers... Only for her to send me a message the next morning around 6:30am that she was broke..I read and read again,called her to confirm if the message was actually meant for me and she said yes..I was lyk wow!!! the next tin that dazzled through my mind was when exactly did I tell this gal that my father was dangote's uncle?

Eberex:
Some chicks are so dumb they think they are smart. When i meet some on Wechat and i get to know her location, i'll pretend not to and ask them ''where are you chatting from''. Most of them tell me ''Lekki'', VGC'' or Victoria Island. Someone who is just 900m away from me. Meanwhile i was in maryland.

The next thing is: ''please send me 5k for transport because i would need to take a cab to come down to the mainland''.
And i will be like ''nah let me come over and pick up

Girs ehhh

May God help us

tosyne2much:
No matter how smart and wise you are, some ladies will want to manipulate things in order to get you ma-gad either by paying their sch fees, BIS renewal, recharge card, fixing of Brazilian hair and many more perishable parameters too lazy to type. Then it's left to you to know how to play your game

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

I was chatting with a random lady a long time ago and I asked her how went her day and she said she was not happy.. Guys lemme quickly chip in this, when you are chatting with a newly added random lady and you inquired about her well being and she tells you she's not happy, my brother I want you to know that there's high tendency that she wants to exercise her maga-rizm skill on you, so the best thing you should say is "May God put a smile on your face", or she asks you "can you do me a favour ? " Just tell her that God is the God of favour" otherwise if you want to start acting like Romeo, your chances of being maggad is on the high side (not all ladies tho)

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She told me she was not happy because she needed 30k, wooooow !! 30 waaaaaat? !!! I inquired what she needed it for and she said she wanted to use it to get rid of her pregnancy, eeeeeehnnnn !! Pregnancy what ? Wetin come con-sign me for this kind matter now?

I asked if her bf was aware and she told me it wasn't her bf that got her pregnant. **I was so amazed **. Immediately I zoomed off at Hussain Bolt pace

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terefe:
i assume she wants you to free her ni....what better way than to tell she needs money for ABORTION..

vizkiz:


it shows you like tosyne, well he likes you too, why don't y'all get together and go live happily ever after in the forest or something

olempe:
Madea!

Help me....aaaaarrRrhhh...abort abort, evacuate

Eberex:
Some chicks are so dumb they think they are smart. When i meet some on Wechat and i get to know her location, i'll pretend not to and ask them ''where are you chatting from''. Most of them tell me ''Lekki'', VGC'' or Victoria Island. Someone who is just 900m away from me. Meanwhile i was in maryland.

The next thing is: ''please send me 5k for transport because i would need to take a cab to come down to the mainland''.
And i will be like ''nah let me come over and pick up

Girs ehhh

May God help us

MsAnne:
Gals don do dis bros strong thing..
Aargh eyah

Eberex:


which strong thing?........................hmm?

MsAnne:
I don't know..I guess am jes sayin wah I dunno(solo makinde)

Eberex:

Yeah right.....................you just felt like blabbing

niggi4life:
[b] Na today dem don dey maga we boys? Mine is a very sad story. I met this girl way back in the Uni, she was always wearing Hijab(All this their muslim veil, i fell for her holy holy. We have been dating for 2months(no sexx involved o) One day while i traveled to Lagos while she was in school, she called me that she isnt feeling to well and later in the evening she sent me a pic of her receiving drip. not so long a lady called me saying she's a nurse and my girl needed to be treated for severe malaria and i should please make it quick to deposit 30K, haaaaaaaaa!! where i wan see 30K, my Dad was ill at Bagadry General Hospital and my Elder brother sent us 200Pounds(about 40K then for my dads hospital bills and other sundries, immediately i cashed the money i sent 30K to my babe's friend that she should use it to pay my babe's hospital bill and that i will come and see her soon. I promised the nurses at the general hospital that i will be back soon to settle my dad's bill and gave them the remaining 10K instead of 25K... na so i rush go school go check my sweetie the following day without even thinking about how my dad would cope, when my babe was discharged, i took her to my place and began to baby sit her, i will feed her, bathe her, clothe her,she was bleeding that day and told me it was her period, i had to go and buy sanitary pad on credit. chaiiiii, see me see love oooo.... the next night while she was at my place, i was bored so i picked up her phone and started scrolling through her FB messages only for me to receive the shocking message of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She sent a message to one of her BF that she had successfully removed the pregnancy and she is at home resting... haaaaaaa, i wan die that night, i couldnt sleep, i took the courage to confront her and she started crying, begging me for forgiveness, i forgave her but let her out the next day, two days later i went home to lag and my dad's condition worsened before we could say "jack" the guy lost his life without him being happy with me[/b]

snakie86:
This pics summarized my own encounter