dechandel:

[color=#99000]Very useless o [/color]

jboy73:


U dont say

Ipledge:
Follow cute guys work pass magic
U go dey chop reminants,it's better than u to be hungry

Extom:

Tomorrow, it would be exactly one year that you joined NL.
#HappyAnniversariesBae

Aww
Thanks much

Janeify:
guy be forming fine rich boy(village OBO )

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

dechandel:

Hian
OBO erikanu
Ihe kwesili ya bu village Hanks Anuku
Ifulu na onye ahu enwero hope

LongShadow:
Lol!!!#Peace

Ighotara ihe na ekwu

dechandel:

Ighotara ihe na ekwu

LongShadow:
sure...BObo eh,Ori e oda....Buh,eka welle nwayo wif Nna wo...#Peace

Lmao

Btw. This is Delta Igbo right??

dechandel:

Lmao

Btw. This is Delta Igbo right??

dechandel:

Hian
OBO erikanu
Ihe kwesili ya bu village Hanks Anuku
Ifulu na onye ahu enwero hope

LongShadow:
Me I dnt knw,Let's call it Hybrid igbo...cos I mix all..ihota ihe na kor#Peace

Janeify:
gina peace...afagi bu peace?

Janeify:
getting angry only shows that you BELIEVE that your thread is f**king useless

Janeify:
chai!ochi egbolam...so true.odere ifa ko were kajie onweya oma

All hope is lost

Choi
You are wicked
Biko hapuzikwa ya o. Internet suicide is real o

dechandel:

Hian
OBO erikanu
Ihe kwesili ya bu village Hanks Anuku
Ifulu na onye ahu enwero hope

dechandel:

Hian
OBO erikanu
Ihe kwesili ya bu village Hanks Anuku
Ifulu na onye ahu enwero hope

Librate:
Jboy u again

dechandel:


Choi
You are wicked
Biko hapuzikwa ya o. Internet suicide is real o

jboy73:


An youre f**king stup*d

Just stop trying so hard, im taken.
I know ur luking 4 attention

dechandel:


Choi
You are wicked
Biko hapuzikwa ya o. Internet suicide is real o

Janeify:

Dechandel biko come ooo...


How is this possible? With the over filtered picture, i can hardly see your face...filter will be like 'i don suffer for this guy hand ' .you you used all the available and usable filters but na king kong face i dey see

jboy73:


**runs to check her own pic**

haha... I get hope o!

Talking about filtering, check your pic and check mine then tell me d one u think looks more filtered

Janeify:


Lwkmd... I'll like to go to his funeral service

Janeify:
Blind BOY get out.muna indi ime bush anuro emekota....iwotago?

jboy73:


**runs to check her own pic**

haha... I get hope o!

Talking about filtering, check your pic and check mine then tell me d one u think looks more filtered
Chimpanzee looking gurl.

Wait! Have u traced your family tree?
I think chimpazee did it with one of your granny(s)

balaclava:
1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich.

2. Dress clean like me:

4. Be funny.
i'm a testimony to that. You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).

Wetin una think?

OP, wetin I think?

I think with so many 'like me' in ur post, this mst be ur Autobiography n if it is u av indeed achieved so much in life.

Welldone/Kudos

faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??