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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by airroseice(m): 3:28am On Dec 21, 2014
Winning the February 2015 Presidential Election in Nigeria. undecided
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:29am On Dec 21, 2014
reezee:


I guess you are a survivor can u teach me one or two tricks


Survivor of what? grin

That's the homie, but we're not on that level.

Just telling you not to solicit se.x publicly, she's not the type.

And it makes you look cheap.

Real Gs move in silence.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:30am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Beat it hard and bad, it'll start farting. grin

Black henny is wicked! But weed by itself is just spiritual.
Honestly,that shiit is spiritual bro and adding a black henny to it would clear the damn coast and everything would be made bare and nak.ed cheesy


It becomes a war of attrition and next time you see them ladies asking for it before running to the slaughter house. cheesy

They love being spanked silly I tell ya grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:31am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Missy89 rolls with a 357, and sometimes 38.

Have you see fatal attraction? - she's the reincarnation of Sharon Stone's character from that movie. grin
How did you know all this? cheesy
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by reezee: 3:31am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Missy89 rolls with a 357, and sometimes 38.

Have you see fatal attraction? - she's the reincarnation of Sharon Stone's character from that movie. grin

then I will be her micheal douglas in basic instincts
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by reezee: 3:34am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Survivor of what? grin

That's the homie, but we're not on that level.

Just telling you not to solicit se.x publicly, she's not the type.

And it makes you look cheap.

Real Gs move in silence.
its all for fun bro dont take it personal
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:36am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
Honestly,that shiit is spiritual bro and adding a black henny to it would clear the damn coast and everything would be made bare and nak.ed cheesy

It becomes a war of attrition and next time you see them ladies asking for it before running to the slaughter house. cheesy

They love being spanked silly I tell ya grin

Word!

I miss smoking weed, man. Stopped like three years ago, but I probably smoke like once in every 3-6 months these days. The spiritual feeling is the best thing ever, especially if the chic is also a weed head. grin

And you henny gives you soul...mad combo.

Now get in the zone with a chic...you'll tear that ar.se up and put fire pon di rasclart thing. grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:37am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
How did you know all this? cheesy

Just messing about cos she does buss her guns...she's a real G! grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:38am On Dec 21, 2014
reezee:


then I will be her micheal douglas in basic instincts

My bad, I was going to say "Basic Instincts."

Sharon Stone wasn't in Fatal Attraction.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:39am On Dec 21, 2014
reezee:

its all for fun bro dont take it personal

Just messing about with you, my nyggah. grin

Not taking anything personal.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Vince77(m): 3:39am On Dec 21, 2014
Making my first million.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:39am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Word!

I miss smoking weed, man. Stopped like three years ago, but I probably smoke like once in every 3-6 months these days. The spiritual feeling is the best thing ever, especially if the chic is also a weed head. grin

And you henny gives you soul...mad combo.

Now get in the zone with a chic...you'll tear that ar.se up and put fire pon di rasclart thing. grin
I do not think that weed should be called a banned substance because of the amount of spirituality it carries.

when you sit down in a local weed joint, there is nothing as fascinating as the kind of stories you hear from illiterate folks that sounds with splendid wisdom - God bless the man that discovered that beautiful grass. grin
I love that grass. wink

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:41am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Just messing about cos she does buss her guns...she's a real G! grin
Yeah.

She's all weather grin

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:44am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
I do not think that weed should be called a banned substance because of the amount of spirituality it carries.

when you sit down in a local weed joint, there is nothing as fascinating as the kind of stories you hear from illiterate folks that sounds with splendid wisdom - God bless the man that discovered that beautiful grass. grin
I love that grass. wink

Lol, why do you Bob Marley, Tupac, Fela Kuti et al were able to make all those timeless spiritual tunes? - that the power of weed. It takes you to different realm, that's higher than the ordinary. grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by texanomaly(f): 3:45am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
Yeah.

She's all weather grin

Do you know what time it is? Why are you awake? undecided
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:45am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
Yeah.

She's all weather grin

Nah, she's a military chic.

Just trying to tell the guy indirectly cos he might think she's just some cheap sl.ut. grin

However, what she does comes with the territory.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:47am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, why do you Bob Marley, Tupac, Fela Kuti et al were able to make all those timeless spiritual tunes? - that the power of weed. It takes you to different realm, that's higher than the ordinary. grin
Exactly, and most peeps don't get it at all why peeps love this grass.

I know this innocent beautiful looking chick and a straight-A student that loves hanging around with me at my hommies base just to perceive the smell. grin

When it comes to doing some bad things and weed is involved ,you can't tell a good chick from the bad ones - They all love adventures. cheesy
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:48am On Dec 21, 2014
texanomaly:


Do you know what time it is? Why are you awake? undecided
Sorry Momma cheesy

I'm cleaning up my mess grin

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:50am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Nah, she's a military chic.

Just trying to tell the guy indirectly cos he might think she's just some cheap sl.ut. grin

However, what she does comes with the territory.
I noticed she's well versed when it comes to international affairs and military hardware.

Only a naive dude would mistaken any chick for a ho wink

But weed closes rank. cheesy
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:51am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
Exactly, and most peeps don't get it at all why peeps love this grass.

I know this innocent beautiful looking chick and a straight-A student that loves hanging around with me at my hommies base just to perceive the smell. grin

When it comes to doing some bad things and weed is involved ,you can't tell a good chick from the bad ones - They all love adventures. cheesy

Lol, it's just about hitting that first joint. And once your brain is strong enough to withstand the pressure that comes with it, then you're good to go. grin

And once you get on that wave...you'll just start doing everything differently. grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by OLUJOSHINS(m): 3:51am On Dec 21, 2014
badoolee:
don judge me by my monkier pls







Learn to ignore judges like him
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:53am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, it's just about hitting that first joint. And once your brain is strong enough to withstand the pressure that comes with it, then you're good to go. grin

And once you get on that wave...you'll just start doing everything differently. grin
You still remember the first time you hit your first drag and what went through your fragile mind.

It was funny - nice experience though. grin

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:53am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
I noticed she's well versed when it comes to international affairs and military hardware.

Only a naive dude would mistaken any chick for a ho wink

But weed closes rank. cheesy

Weed will get anyone lose. grin

Power of the almighty ganja!!

Yes I'm a ganja planter/call me di ganja farmer/deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja/babylon come and light it up on fire.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:55am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Weed will get anyone lose. grin

Power of the almighty ganja!!

Yes I'm a ganja planter/call me di ganja farmer/deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja/babylon come and light it up on fire.
Now, that's a real weed song.

When you weed and listen to peeps like bob marley,tupac and co your orientation will change and nothing matters anymore.
And my anthem becomes ' non violence' let's just be merry and happy.
Jah bless the ganja man. cheesy

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:56am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
You still remember the first time you hit your first drag and what went through your fragile mind.

It was funny - nice experience though. grin

OMDZ, I went berserk my first time...my legs were shaking profusely, man.

But got used to it after a while. Smoked everything, from skunk, to lemon, to mersh, to purple haze, to brownie etc..

Just left that shiit alone when my body started rejecting it.

But these days when I smoke, I feel it after like 2-3 puffs.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by philips70(m): 3:57am On Dec 21, 2014
Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

Have been laughing for hours grin grin grin grin grin grin Too many clowns on Nairaland.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 3:58am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
Now, that's a real weed song.

When you weed and listen to peeps like bob marley,tupac and co your orientation will change and nothing matters anymore.
And my anthem becomes ' non violence' let's just be merry and happy.
Jah bless the ganja man. cheesy

Lol, folks high on weed don't fight or get rowdy. grin

That's why Jamaican parties where folks are blazing are always the most peaceful parties. grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 3:59am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


OMDZ, I went berserk my first time...my legs were shaking profusely, man.

But got used to it after a while. Smoked everything, from skunk, to lemon, to mersh, to purple haze, to brownie etc..

Just left that shiit alone when my body started rejecting it.

But these days when I smoke, I feel it after like 2-3 puffs.
I came home with this strange smile on my face and everyone at home was taken aback and the more I try to put up a bold step and be myself the more trash I spew because they weren't in the same state like me. grin

After that day I became a member cheesy
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Truckpusher(m): 4:00am On Dec 21, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, folks high on weed don't fight or get rowdy. grin

That's why Jamaican parties where folks are blazing are always the most peaceful parties. grin
No fighting at all.

The coast is clear grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 4:01am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
I came home with this strange smile on my face and everyone at home was taken aback and the more[b] I try to put up a bold step and be myself the more trash I spew because they weren't in the same state like me. [/b]grin

After that day I became a member cheesy

Bwahahahaha

That's spiritual feeling induced by the ionosphere realm...normal folks won't be able to understand/discern ya state-of-mind. grin

Kids, don't try this at home! grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by brainpower(m): 4:03am On Dec 21, 2014
OP, most of these points are here cos some people have not met someone that will bleep them to cloud nine.

But to me, the joy of receiving credit alert from my bank beats sex.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by Nobody: 4:04am On Dec 21, 2014
Truckpusher:
No fighting at all.

The coast is clear grin

Lol, folks don't fight there...they just smoke ganja and drink rum.

With reggae/bashment playing in the background grin

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