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lovely

I think I gat a teardrop in my eye

Good words!


But is it truly a man that wrote this? Between the lines, awkwardly sounds like a woman.

bknight :
Good words!


But is it truly a man that wrote this? Between the lines, awkwardly sounds like a woman.

it was alleged to have bin composed by baba iyabo [OBJ]TO HIS SON WAY BAck while he was about getting married

Interesting...though I have read it somewhere before.
Good write up

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

My father no man has the right to confine any woman to anywhere.

My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

my father, but some silly people keep saying its ok to roll like that cos there is a short supply of men.

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

My father, this is happening already. But just that some men still claim head of the home while their wives pays 50% or more of the bills

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

My father u no need tell me that. I can see that already.

Stale but helpful

DollyParton1:
My father no man has the right to confine any woman to anywhere.

my father, but some silly people keep saying its ok to roll like that cos there is a short supply of men.

My father, this is happening already. But just that some men still claim head of the home while their wives pays 50% or more of the bills


My father u no need tell me that. I can see that already.

And just when I thought I'll spend my life savings on having dominion over ya big batty, I discovered you're also a feminist. This is another MLK dream turning into a nightmare, Ibadan woman.

Change ya ways.

SirShymex:

And just when I thought I'll spend my life savings on having dominion over ya big batty, I discovered you're also a feminist. This is another MLK dream turning into a nightmare, Ibadan woman.
Change ya ways.

elcuse me

DollyParton1:

elcuse me

Accept ya responsibility and role as a woman that you have to spend a lot of time in the kitchen, cooking and shiit loool.

What is better than seeing a chic with big batty making breakfast for you, while her badonkadonk jiggles?

SirShymex:


Accept ya responsibility and role as a woman that you have to spend a lot of time in the kitchen, cooking and shiit loool.

What is better than seeing a chic with big batty making breakfast for you, while her badonkadonk jiggles?

and accept your responsibilities that u are gonna be eating poison slowly and steadily.
What is better than watching u eat poison one at a time.

DollyParton1:

and accept your responsibilities that u are gonna be eating poison slowly and steadily.
What is better than watching u eat poison one at a time.

Lol. You're feisty, Ibadan woman...I like that.

Well, I'm a martian, and the original black man is protected against all kinds of poison. So, my body metabolism should deal with that, and I'll pee everything out the next day. But on the flip-side, I would've achieved what I set out to do. Get you in the kitchen, to make me some nice jellof rice, plantain, and fish - with ya batty jiggling. Mission accomplished.

You need to make me some pounded yam and vegetable soon though.

islandbreeze:
WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE:

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

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SirShymex, I hate lists but I recommend this for you and your emeritus proff.

babygirlfl:


SirShymex, I hate lists but I recommend this for you and your emeritus proff.

Lol, I like these two:

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

And I've been lucky thus far that I always end up in relationships, with chics who possess the first one - the small mums. Hence I always take my time.

Wise words right there.

@DollyParton1

Darn! My nyggah, sukkot's post just directed me to ya profile. Is that a teaser for me, Ibadan chic?

Bring ya ar.se in here, let me more see more picture-perfect shots...the one on ya profile looks decent.

Wanna see if you can compete with the one on my profile.

SirShymex:
@DollyParton1

Darn! My nyggah, sukkot's post just directed me to ya profile. Is that a teaser for me, Ibadan chic?

Bring ya ar.se in here, let me more see more picture-perfect shots...the one on ya profile looks decent.

Wanna see if you can compete with the one on my profile.

you this boy again.

DollyParton1:

you this boy again.

Post more pics.

The one in maxi dress looks decent...and I'm a sucker for chics in maxi dress.

I like the denim as well.

SirShymex:


Post more pics.

The one in maxi dress looks decent...and I'm a sucker for chics in maxi dress.

I like the denim as well.

Nah. Am out of here.

DollyParton1:

Nah. Am out of here.

Lol, don't be shy cos I know you want to.

Make hay while the sun shines...don't let moment pass you by cos timing is everything.

SirShymex:
@DollyParton1

Darn! My nyggah, sukkot's post just directed me to ya profile. Is that a teaser for me, Ibadan chic?

Bring ya ar.se in here, let me more see more picture-perfect shots...the one on ya profile looks decent.

Wanna see if you can compete with the one on my profile.

buahahahah that ya profile pic funny die. women and trainers dont really go together. something childish and unladylike about trainers unless if worn with wide bottom trousers

SirShymex:


Lol, don't be shy cos I know you want to.

Make hay while the sun shines...don't let moment pass you by cos timing is everything.

What are we talking about?

DollyParton1:

What are we talking about?

Pictures...tryna give you ratings and put you in the humongous batty hall of fame.

sukkot:
buahahahah that ya profile pic funny die. women and trainers dont really go together. something childish and unladylike about trainers unless if worn with wide bottom trousers

The body looks nice. And the maxi dress.

I think she's still young, hence the trainers.

But hey, some chics love trainers - but it's rare these days apart from a few I see in Jordans and huaraches.

sukkot:
buahahahah that ya profile pic funny die. women and trainers dont really go together. something childish and unladylike about trainers unless if worn with wide bottom trousers

guy keep quiet. Stop spitting shïit about what you have no idea of.

DollyParton1:

guy keep quiet. Stop spitting shïit about what you have no idea of.

Don't disrespect my darg like that.

DollyParton1:

guy keep quiet. Stop spitting shïit about what you have no idea of.

i suppose it depends on the trainers too. like the one in shymmex picture is basketball trainers. thats a no no. maybe something less bulky

SirShymex:


The body looks nice. And the maxi dress.

I think she's still young, hence the trainers.

But hey, some chics love trainers - but it's rare these days apart from a few I see in Jordans and huaraches.

look like she got on some shawn kemps or shaquille o neals. lmao. she aiiiiiitttttt. bruv this cold is weapon of mass destruction WMD

SirShymex:


Don't disrespect my darg like that.

thats my dawg wooffffff woofffffffffffffff

SirShymex:


Pictures...tryna give you ratings and put you in the humongous batty hall of fame.

1. I don't need ratings
2. Aint no one doing no hall of fame
3 why am i still replying u.
4. #ByeFelicia

sukkot:
look like she got on some shawn kemps or shaquille o neals. lmao. she aiiiiiitttttt. bruv this cold is weapon of mass destruction WMD

That is Jordan 6. A lot of chics wear them, my younger sis also has a couple of Jordan trainers lool. But her body is nuts!!!

Trusay, I'm not even feeling the cold that much. Had flu when winter started but I have been running around like a mad dog in light trench coats and bumper jackets since then lool.