jboy73:


What are my saying?

Your post made me laugh
I agree that you have a funny thing going on....

milychocs:



Your post made me laugh
I agree that you have a funny thing going on....

Haha..

clean guys make sense ehn!
#Ilovemybf

jboy73:


Like how much money?

Guy u claim to be a rich matress seller, but that matress wey I dey see 4 ya dp no be here oo...abi na ur ancestor room be that?

dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

you forgot to add money

mirexxx:
clean guys make sense ehn!
#Ilovemybf

which bf? R u guys back 2geda

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

[size=35pt]you call your pics handsome smh[/size]

no one is ugly. every one was wonderfully made for a purpose. find out yours and you don't need to read tips on how to make girls fall for you. there are important tips in life already for you to live a purposeful life rather than girl-fall-for-me-tips.
those who are purpose-driven in life don't waste their time on non-purposeful tips........ most of them get banned in life. God knows why He created you just the way you are, seek his will and He shall direct your path on how to live a purposeful life. God bless you all

Well, money kills it all..

evegran:


Um thanks for crushing on me, I guess. May I ask why you're even crushing?
I have a serious man I love infinity X infinity.
Pals yes! Nothing more.

Arrogant fool, with two small oranges, guy next tym dont crush unnecessarily look well before hyping a baboon.

Money+good sense of humour+handsome+good dressing.
*whistles*

Zane2point4:


Arrogant fool, with two small oranges, guy next tym dont crush unnecessarily look well before hyping a baboon.

Not like I care what you think, you're obviously one of those frustrated rejected poor guys around. Wait!
Why are you poor people always so angry
Anyway, good luck becoming important in your lifetime.
Im still beautiful .

dechandel:
Nice physique

n wats ur view of a nice physique...straight or curved legs?...
Av got both though...
Aww! Wat am I sayin

evegran:


Not like I care what you think, you're obviously one of those frustrated rejected poor guys around. Wait!
Why are you poor people always so angry
Anyway, good luck becoming important in your lifetime.
Im still beautiful .

lols, poor kee,abeg leave story, lemme leave u today.

I love this statement posted and A̶̲̥̅♏ gonna carry it out.....

make money,keep money, make more money,eat money anyhow, the mostly hungry and greedy niger girl go catch interest, girls marry or date monkeys cos of money...example jay z and monkey...

femostic6:
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I sight you oo

Tifanee:
[size=35pt]you call your pics handsome smh[/size]

Wasted sperrmsperrm

yollychika:
N get big preeq

Mbok. Lol. Ain't a stalker or anything but can we get closer dear? Are u on bbm?

GET THAT MONEY AND YOU HAVE ACCESS TO ALL CUNT IN YOUR HOOD.SHIKENAH