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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by dantewest: 8:14am On Mar 02, 2015
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tbaba1234:
Characteristics of GEJ Supporters

I. Supporter 1 has not had power for more than 2 hours this week, he spends more than half of his Salary on petrol and uses what is left to come online to scream GEJ till 2019.

Ii. Supporter 2 is a paid agent, feed him and he will speak for you, he works for the highest bidder.

Iii. Supporter 3 just hates hausa-fulanis, it does not matter whether GEJ is the best, as long as the opponent is hausa- fulani, GEJ gets his vote. This person will tell you: 'if only APC chose fashola'. Oh wait, fashola is a hausa slave.

Iv. Supporter 4 says GEJ is chosen by God afterall he knees at every church, this supporter has never voted a non christian in his life and abstained from voting when yaradua went against Buhari.

V. Supporter 5 is a student struggling to get a BSc but would call Buhari, a graduate of the US war college, with a diploma equivalent to a masters degree today an illiterate. What irony!!!

Vi. Supporter 6 feels Buhari is too old so would rather retain incompetent leadership.

Vii. Supporter 7 has a relation in power or gains from government.

Viii. Supporter 8 thinks Buhari is an extremist despite the fact that Buhari fought and defeated extremists in his time as head of state, leading from the front. He remains the only Nigerian ruler to have comprehensively defeated a militia. (Biafra was a conventional army)

Ix. Supporter 9 can't explain why he hates Buhari. A weird mix of tribo-religious sentiments.

X. Supporter 10 believes APC is responsible for everything, the ekiti tape even though the actors have confessed, the paid protesters against Buhari, global warming, Boko haram, ISIS, Patience diction, why Mr president is ineffective, etc

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tbaba1234:
Characteristics of GEJ Supporters

I. Supporter 1 has not had power for more than 2 hours this week, he spends more than half of his Salary on petrol and uses what is left to come online to scream GEJ till 2019.

Ii. Supporter 2 is a paid agent, feed him and he will speak for you, he works for the highest bidder.

Iii. Supporter 3 just hates hausa-fulanis, it does not matter whether GEJ is the best, as long as the opponent is hausa- fulani, GEJ gets his vote. This person will tell you: 'if only APC chose fashola'. Oh wait, fashola is a hausa slave.

Iv. Supporter 4 says GEJ is chosen by God afterall he knees at every church, this supporter has never voted a non christian in his life and abstained from voting when yaradua went against Buhari.

V. Supporter 5 is a student struggling to get a BSc but would call Buhari, a graduate of the US war college, with a diploma equivalent to a masters degree today an illiterate. What irony!!!

Vi. Supporter 6 feels Buhari is too old so would rather retain incompetent leadership.

Vii. Supporter 7 has a relation in power or gains from government.

Viii. Supporter 8 thinks Buhari is an extremist despite the fact that Buhari fought and defeated extremists in his time as head of state, leading from the front. He remains the only Nigerian ruler to have comprehensively defeated a militia. (Biafra was a conventional army)

Ix. Supporter 9 can't explain why he hates Buhari. A weird mix of tribo-religious sentiments.

X. Supporter 10 believes APC is responsible for everything, the ekiti tape even though the actors have confessed, the paid protesters against Buhari, global warming, Boko haram, ISIS, Patience diction, why Mr president is ineffective, etc

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tbaba1234:
Characteristics of GEJ Supporters

I. Supporter 1 has not had power for more than 2 hours this week, he spends more than half of his Salary on petrol and uses what is left to come online to scream GEJ till 2019.

Ii. Supporter 2 is a paid agent, feed him and he will speak for you, he works for the highest bidder.

Iii. Supporter 3 just hates hausa-fulanis, it does not matter whether GEJ is the best, as long as the opponent is hausa- fulani, GEJ gets his vote. This person will tell you: 'if only APC chose fashola'. Oh wait, fashola is a hausa slave.

Iv. Supporter 4 says GEJ is chosen by God afterall he knees at every church, this supporter has never voted a non christian in his life and abstained from voting when yaradua went against Buhari.

V. Supporter 5 is a student struggling to get a BSc but would call Buhari, a graduate of the US war college, with a diploma equivalent to a masters degree today an illiterate. What irony!!!

Vi. Supporter 6 feels Buhari is too old so would rather retain incompetent leadership.

Vii. Supporter 7 has a relation in power or gains from government.

Viii. Supporter 8 thinks Buhari is an extremist despite the fact that Buhari fought and defeated extremists in his time as head of state, leading from the front. He remains the only Nigerian ruler to have comprehensively defeated a militia. (Biafra was a conventional army)

Ix. Supporter 9 can't explain why he hates Buhari. A weird mix of tribo-religious sentiments.

X. Supporter 10 believes APC is responsible for everything, the ekiti tape even though the actors have confessed, the paid protesters against Buhari, global warming, Boko haram, ISIS, Patience diction, why Mr president is ineffective, etc


Rubbish
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:15am On Mar 02, 2015
Sunnybobo3:


Stupidity is when Nigerians who have been shouting 'Up NEPA' since they were born start blaming GEJ for the nation's electric woes.

'' Four years is enough for anyone in power to make significant improvement and if I can’t improve on power within this period, it then means I cannotdo anything even if I am there for the next four years.”

Goodluck Ebele jonathan
Feb 1 2011, Vanguard.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/02/i-ll-not-contest-2015-election-jonathan/#sthash.sUjsq3de.dpuf

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by aryzgreat: 8:16am On Mar 02, 2015
GEJ providing more transformer for apc witches to hug and die while light improves after many years of neglect

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:16am On Mar 02, 2015
dantewest:
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Rubbish

No 10

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:17am On Mar 02, 2015
aryzgreat:
GEJ providing more transformer for apc witches to hug and die while light improves after many years of neglect


No 10

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Holuwathoby(m): 8:17am On Mar 02, 2015
someone said and I quote - Stupidity is when u charge your phone with Generator and u come to NL to shout GEJ till 2019
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by 2fine2fast(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2015
We all know GEJ can't fix our power problem instantly.
BUT WHY FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE WOULD HE SAY HE HAS FULFILLED HIS PROMISE ON POWER DELIVERY?
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Sunnybobo3(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2015
tbaba1234:


'' Four years is enough for anyone in power to make significant improvement and if I can’t improve on power within this period, it then means I cannotdo anything even if I am there for the next four years.”

Goodluck Ebele jonathan
Feb 1 2011, Vanguard.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/02/i-ll-not-contest-2015-election-jonathan/#sthash.sUjsq3de.dpuf


The privatisation of the power sector alone is a milestone and therefore a very significant improvement to the sector. This is something the almighty OBJ couldn't do.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by killuminati(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2015
wakacome:
grin grin grin And some robots will still come here and start shouting Gej till bla bla bla.....imagine going to the PHCN/NEPA office and you discovered that they are even using generator when you went there..if PHCN is using generator in their office then you should know that PDP led government that ruled for more then 14 years have failed this country!!!!
Bros, anybody that wakacome to a polling booth and thumb print on PDP logo is absolutely sick in the head. And that's treasonable
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by karoj(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2015
tbaba1234:


We have a realistic choice of two candidates. The younger one has proven to be incompetent.
is a lie bro..he was there nd he corrupt it the more..it will take time nd space for d foundation to b strong again..try and see beyond boundaries..me i dnt disrespect tribe or nt becuz am a s/s or niger delta dat y i want GEJ ,of the truth he didnt establish any tin save few in ma state here in delta nd dat few is speaking for us now..u cnt do it all.now look around u will find out dat 85% of ur vision why u were younger dan nw u av nt achieve it bt u still pray nd hope u will..so i still pray nd hope GEJ cn succeed.underlineing d fact dat is govt has bin filled wit bloodshed hw cn u see tru it.let support Him again

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by aryzgreat: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2015
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tbaba1234:


No 10
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Islamic goat
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Sunnybobo3(m): 8:21am On Mar 02, 2015
Holuwathoby:
someone said and I quote - Stupidity is when u charge your phone with Generator and u come to NL to shout GEJ till 2019

Sunnybobo3:

Stupidity is when Nigerians who have been shouting 'Up NEPA' since they were born start blaming GEJ for the nation's electric woes.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Joshkid(m): 8:22am On Mar 02, 2015
Ewizard:
photochop!

funny tho..
But Na fact
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Queenybliss(f): 8:23am On Mar 02, 2015
All the buhari supporters u Better start praying that the old man doesn't die before 28th march because una pa buhari is very sick

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by OmoOlomu(m): 8:24am On Mar 02, 2015
Stop ur stupidity. Buhari has achieved a lot of things b4 now. This next 1 ll just b an addition.
Bekwarra:
A prayer for Buhari supporters: May you clock 73
years before you actualize your dreams. There's no
need to say Amen, it's sealed in heaven already. They
called us leaders of tomorrow and here we are; a 73-
year old man still dragging the future with us.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by BashMe1(m): 8:25am On Mar 02, 2015
felifeli:


Ode. We have had power issues in Nigeria since 70s as everyone knows. Why didn't Buhari fix it in 198? People just type any crap because of idleness.

U r d biggest fool Nigeria has ever produced 4rm d start of dis new yr. so because we av bn havin' power issues since long even tho' it was never dis epileptic, we shud continue livin' dis way when we av someone wu's ready 2 turn Tinz around. i'll tell u wah, ur stupid minister of power has said Nigeria as a country can neva' enjoy 24hrs power supply, am sure he wud be shocked when Buhari enters. By then I wudnt wanna tell u 2 go hug transformer cos trust me, dat's a straight death sentence. I really want u 2 live 2 c d gudness d APC led Govt can bring 2 ur table.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:26am On Mar 02, 2015
Sunnybobo3:


The privatisation of the power sector alone is a milestone and therefore a very significant improvement to the sector. This is something the almighty OBJ couldn't do.

Stop displaying ignorance. The bill that allows for deregulation was signed under Obasanjo. He put the legal and regulatory framework in place.

Besides, privatization does not mean instant progress, transmission is still poorly managed.

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by aryzgreat: 8:26am On Mar 02, 2015
They want him out bc of tribal bigotry n nothing else.

GEJ works in power speaks for itself.

Next week ihovbor 415MW power station will be commissioned by GEJ. Keep hating

GEJ till 2019

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by BashMe1(m): 8:26am On Mar 02, 2015
Queenybliss:
All the buhari supporters u Better start praying that the old man doesn't die before 28th march because una pa buhari is very sick


Oh shatap & go breastfeed ur baby. dis thread ain't 4 nursin' mothers.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Joshkid(m): 8:27am On Mar 02, 2015
xdream:
"Mumu" is when you have been shouting UP NEPA since birth and you expect GEJ to become a magician in his first term

Just think and stop fooling yourself!!!
u thinking anti-clockwise...
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Adaezeagu(f): 8:27am On Mar 02, 2015
Dat is not transformer
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:28am On Mar 02, 2015
aryzgreat:
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Islamic goat

Supporter 9...

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by PassingShot(m): 8:30am On Mar 02, 2015
wakacome:
grin grin grin And some robots will still come here and start shouting Gej till bla bla bla.....imagine going to the PHCN/NEPA office and you discovered that they are even using generator when you went there..if PHCN is using generator in their office then you should know that PDP led government that ruled [b]for more then 14 years [/b]have failed this country!!!!

Bro, it's 16 years this May please. They started "mis-ruling" us since May 1999.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by aryzgreat: 8:31am On Mar 02, 2015
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tbaba1234:


Supporter 9...

Islamic bigot no 1
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Okaka27(m): 8:31am On Mar 02, 2015
xdream:
"Mumu" is when you have been shouting UP NEPA since birth and you expect GEJ to become a magician in his first term

Just think and stop fooling yourself!!!
"Mumu" is when someone ignores the fact that PDP has been in power since democracy and still want GEJ till 2019...

Pathetic fool.

#WeNeedChange
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by tbaba1234: 8:32am On Mar 02, 2015
aryzgreat:
They want him out bc of tribal bigotry n nothing else.

GEJ works in power speaks for itself.

Next week ihovbor 415MW power station will be commissioned by GEJ. Keep hating

GEJ till 2019

All these kobo-kobo installations... Does it have gas yet? OBJ tenure saw the construction of power plants too with no gas supply.

I am from the Niger Delta but GEJ government is incompetent.

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Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by luckylucky: 8:33am On Mar 02, 2015
I was in PHCN branch office in my area to complain about poor services, to my surprise I noticed that they are using generator. In fact everywhere is noisy and fumed with carbon monoxide of the generator exhaust. Suddenly the generator stopped and the gate man wake up to the customers that we all need to stay outside for a while that the generator fuel has runs out. This government is a scam!
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by Ngokafor(f): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2015
......Power problems in Nigeria is almost as old as the country itself..it is only by divine intervention that we will get itright..
....The garrulous man from otta in the person Obasanjo squandered 16billion dollars on his sham power reform yet we were bombarded with stories afterwards angry
....This problem has always been Perpetuated by every single government in power,including the clowns from apc screaming 'change' all over the place like bus-conductors..

...Buhari and his gang from apc cannot fix the power problems we have otherwise he would have when he had the chance to do so over 30years ago undecided..who do these folks think they are fooling?

...as for me,my family and my community..we are not deceived by the ' only buhari can fix power' mantra by some people and would vote Goodluck Ebele Jonathan since there is clearly no sensible option around..

...so its GEJ till 2019 folks
..Goodmorning.
Re: HILARIOUS Tweet And Pic Of A Buhari Supporter. by dvee2: 8:36am On Mar 02, 2015
xdream:
"Mumu" is when you have been shouting UP NEPA since birth and you expect GEJ to become a magician in his first term

Just think and stop fooling yourself!!!

GEJ QUOTE: "If I can not provide power in four years ,I am a failure" - Who is mumu now?

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