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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:


this is why the average chelsea fan is brainless. who's supposed to be receiving passes more between sanchez & giroud? grin

sanchez is an AM......
this is why he has 7 assists in total & he's had plenty of minutes under his belt. where is sanchez receiving his passes? where is giroud receiving his?
Sanchez touches per game in the final third: 42.0
Giroud touches per game in the final third: 22.8

Sanchez passes received per game in the final third: 23.9
Giroud passes recieved per game in the final third: 14.2

Sanchez Penalty Area touches: 142
Giroud Penalty Area touches: 106

Giroud the lone striker gets all the service though.

Falcao the 24 million pound assister. Only God knows where Manyoo would be without Falcao's important penalty assists

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:27pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nihilist:

Sanchez touches per game in the final third: 42.0
Giroud touches per game in the final third: 22.8

Sanchez passes received per game in the final third: 23.9
Giroud passes recieved per game in the final third: 14.2

Sanchez Penalty Area touches: 142
Giroud Penalty Area touches: 106

chelsea fan - calculate penalty area toüches per minute. we have consistently taught you to generate stats per minute, not per game.

from your own limited knowledge.....
sanchez - 142 penalty area touches
giroud - 106 penalty area touches

sanchez has spent 2001 mins on the pitch, giroud has 982 mins. even a kid of 3 knows who has had the most penalty toüches per minute from that stats.

sanchez - 1 penalty toüch every 14 mins
giroud - 1 penalty touch every 9 mins.


Giroud the lone striker gets all the service though.

he does - at the rate he gets these penalty area touches, giroud would have doubled sanchez's number if he had also spent 2000+ mins on the pitch.

sanchez has spent more than twice as many minutes as giroud, yet he has not doubled giroud's number of minutes - this is also discounting the fact that sanchez has played as a lone striker in some of the games when giroud was injured....

you have been shown up as a charlatan once again.


Falcao the 24 million pound assister. Only God knows where Manyoo would be without Falcao's important penalty assists

falcao's loan is only £6m.
and yes, 5 assists in 1000 mins undermines his goal scoring stats. i would have been möre pleased if that 4 goals + 5 assists is 9 goals + 0 assists. add two or three penalties that other main strikers get to pad up their stats & falcao would be on 12 league goals.

would you have said falcao is a flop if he had 12 league goals in 1000 minutes?

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by adebayo201: 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2015
angry

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 3:42pm On Mar 03, 2015
Those days, a pundit here used to discount penalty won and penalty scored when it had to do with Rooney or Hazard.

Even when I argued, Rooney won most of those penalties he scored, it didn't matter to him. He said he probably would still have missed the chance if he weren't fouled. Same logic he used in arguing against Hazard. It's ridiculous how these points now count for Falcao.

When it has to do with Rooney. It's usually 'Rooney scored another penalty Falcao won...blablabla'. When it's RVP, it's 'a penalty won by another still has to be scored (converted into a goal)'.


















Ukwu!!!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by diggz: 3:54pm On Mar 03, 2015
elampiro:
Those days, a pundit here used to discount penalty won and penalty scored when it had to do with Rooney or Hazard.

Even when I argued, Rooney won most of those penalties he scored, it didn't matter to him. He said he probably would still have missed the chance if he weren't fouled. Same logic he used in arguing against Hazard. It's ridiculous how these points now count for Falcao.

When it has to do with Rooney. It's usually 'Rooney scored another penalty Falcao won...blablabla'. When it's RVP, it's 'a penalty won by another still has to be score (converted into a goal)'

















Ukwu!!!



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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 4:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:


chelsea fan - calculate penalty area toüches per minute. we have consistently taught you to generate stats per minute, not per game.

from your own limited knowledge.....
sanchez - 142 penalty area touches
giroud - 106 penalty area touches

sanchez has spent 2001 mins on the pitch, giroud has 982 mins. even a kid of 3 knows who has had the most penalty toüches per minute from that stats.

sanchez - 1 penalty toüch every 14 mins
giroud - 1 penalty touch every 9 mins.



he does - at the rate he gets these penalty area touches, giroud would have doubled sanchez's number if he had also spent 2000+ mins on the pitch.

sanchez has spent more than twice as many minutes as giroud, yet he has not doubled giroud's number of minutes - this is also discounting the fact that sanchez has played as a lone striker in some of the games when giroud was injured....

you have been shown up as a charlatan once again.



falcao's loan is only £6m.
and yes, 5 assists in 1000 mins undermines his goal scoring stats. i would have been möre pleased if that 4 goals + 5 assists is 9 goals + 0 assists. add two or three penalties that other main strikers get to pad up their stats & falcao would be on 12 league goals.

would you have said falcao is a flop if he had 12 league goals in 1000 minutes?

Clutching at straws mate.
Going for the bait instead of critically thinking. First two stats I posted were averages per game and not raw numbers, which I knew you'd ignore...and you did. I'm playing with you man grin

Anyway, back to the point.

Averages touches in the penalty area per game:
Giroud: 6.6
Welbeck: 6.2
Sanchez: 5.9

This 3 players have the highest touches per game in the box for Arsenal for obvious reasons. When these 3 are on the pitch, service is shared to all 3 of them. The player with the next highest number of touches per game in the penalty box in the whole Arsenal squad is Santi Cazorla with 2.9 per game...and he's their first choice penalty taker!

Giroud is as much a lone striker as Benzema is at Madrid.

As for Falcao, I don't have to think he's a flop. Ask your mandem:
codedguy1:
United is Finished!!

Falcao is officially the most useless player we have this season, evans comes a close 2nd.

Caveatemptor:

Falcao as usual is never where he should be to put the ball in the net.
Seen this before. Expecting Felliaini to replace him in the second half and then we resort to hoofing the ball to his head.
afrodoc2:

This Di Maria na bad market lol.....meanwhile Falcao silent as the night, abeg bring James Wilson on.
JayKayMaybachz:




Falcao stops falling like a drunk security man from nnebo village angry
sirlaw2:
united should seriously consider demanding for d 6mil they paid to loan falcao... I nearly cried today watching him...

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SailorXY: 6:29pm On Mar 03, 2015
probable line up against Newcastle United.

we better not concede first, else three points go hard

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nihilist:

Clutching at straws mate.
Going for the bait instead of critically thinking. First two stats I posted were averages per game and not raw numbers, which I knew you'd ignore...and you did. I'm playing with you man grin

you are clueless with stats....
there's no point arguing with you. you are clutching at stats per game to make your points - you are an amateur. on sunday, drogba that played for 1 min & costa that played 90 mins all played one game. i am sure the chelsea fan that you are would still expect drogba to have had the same number of touches as costa.

chelsea fans are mostly bellends!


Anyway, back to the point.

Averages touches in the penalty area per game:
Giroud: 6.6
Welbeck: 6.2
Sanchez: 5.9

these stats are irrelevant.....
calculate the touches per minute. why is that difficult for you to do?


This 3 players have the highest touches per game in the box for Arsenal for obvious reasons. When these 3 are on the pitch, service is shared to all 3 of them. The player with the next highest number of touches per game in the penalty box in the whole Arsenal squad is Santi Cazorla with 2.9 per game...and he's their first choice penalty taker!

irrelevant to the discussion.
if you cannot calculate per minute, i don't think you are mentally capable to even get into this discussion with me.


Giroud is as much a lone striker as Benzema is at Madrid.

giroud is a lone striker - every other player around him look for him first & foremost. they only shoot at goal if the chance is clear-cut. at united, the 3 forwards have the license to shoot at will. you play FIFA15 and yet you cannot discern the difference between 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-1-2.

shame!


As for Falcao, I don't have to think he's a flop. Ask your mandem:

this is man utd!
we criticise our players to the max. i can show you 100 quotes of united fans destroying alex ferguson - the greatest manager on the planet.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by leggo: 8:23pm On Mar 03, 2015
No blind loyalty here.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:29pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:


you are clueless with stats....
there's no point arguing with you. you are clutching at stats per game to make your points - you are an amateur. on sunday, drogba that played for 1 min & costa that played 90 mins all played one game. i am sure the chelsea fan that you are would still expect drogba to have had the same number of touches as costa.

chelsea fans are mostly bellends!



these stats are irrelevant.....
calculate the touches per minute. why is that difficult for you to do?



irrelevant to the discussion.
if you cannot calculate per minute, i don't think you are mentally capable to even get into this discussion with me.



giroud is a lone striker - every other player around him look for him first & foremost. they only shoot at goal if the chance is clear-cut. at united, the 3 forwards have the license to shoot at will. you play FIFA15 and yet you cannot discern the difference between 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-1-2.

shame!



this is man utd!
we criticise our players to the max. i can show you 100 quotes of united fans destroying alex ferguson - the greatest manager on the planet.

I gave you stats of touches per minute. You asked where the passes were being received.

I gave you the exact locations where the passes where being recieved, and how many were being recieved per game(obviously calculated per 90)

I even gave you the amount of touches in the penalty box per game.

And now you're asking for the amount of touches per minute...again.

The funniest thing is that you're referring to FIFA 15 while claiming to present a mentally 'superior' argument that a striker who has played 1000+ minutes and only scored 4 goals is better than one who has played a lot less and scored a lot more.


You mental midget.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:41pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nihilist:

I gave you stats of touches per minute. You asked where the passes were being received.

you are high on burantashi.
all the stats you provided were per games - show me where you provided touches per minute.


I gave you the exact locations where the passes where being recieved, and how many were being recieved per game(obviously calculated per 90)

stop lying - whoscored where you culled the stats from don't use minutes. they just divide per the number of appearances. whether the said player only spends 1 min or 90 mins is irrelevant to them.


I even gave you the amount of touches in the penalty box per game.
And now you're asking for the amount of touches per minute...again.

stop acting like a dullard.
giroud had a touch in the penalty area in every 9 mins. sanchez had a touch in the same area in every 14 mins. the stats you provided is per game, not per minutes.


The funniest thing is that you're referring to FIFA 15 while claiming to present a mentally 'superior' argument that a striker who has played 1000+ minutes and only scored 4 goals is better than one who has played a lot less and scored a lot more.

he's better in that he's also creating more goals for team mates. his role in united is different to others who are just shooting to score. falcao's league assist is the same as the total of giroud + costa + cisse.

that alone destroys the argument you put forward.


You mental midget.

says the lilliput that doesn't know the difference between per game & per minute.

you should face-palm! grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 9:31am On Mar 04, 2015
MATCH DAY!!!








We need a win
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JayKayMaybachz(m): 10:15am On Mar 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
MATCH DAY!!!








We need a win
Definitely


We need a win to tag along the log


Looserfools abd A*snall are really coming up
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ElFenomeno1: 1:27pm On Mar 04, 2015
SailorXY:

probable line up against Newcastle United.

we better not concede first, else three points go hard

3 points is always a gargantuan task regardless of whether you concede first or last!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:31pm On Mar 04, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


3 points is always a gargantuan task regardless of whether you concede first or last!

and 3 points isn't a tedious task for arsënal. did LVG's team not södomise you guys at the emirates?

hell, even berbatov's monaco destroyed y'all on the same ground. arsënal are everyone's whorë in europe. they are the cheapest to penetrate. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Tval(m): 3:05pm On Mar 04, 2015
I just saw United next 8 fixtures.. Ogidigan o grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TreQuartista: 3:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
Tval:
I just saw United next 8 fixtures.. Ogidigan o grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



cry embarassed cry embarassed
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitrogen(m): 4:10pm On Mar 04, 2015
TreQuartista:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



cry embarassed cry embarassed

Omo, I hope we come out alive! sad cry cry angry
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by afrodoc(m): 4:35pm On Mar 04, 2015
Omo those United fans with heart or BP problems would be wise not to watch the next few matches.....it could get really ugly.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 5:08pm On Mar 04, 2015
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ElFenomeno1: 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2015
coogar:


and 3 points isn't a tedious task for arsënal. did LVG's team not södomise you guys at the emirates?

hell, even berbatov's monaco destroyed y'all on the same ground. arsënal are everyone's whorë in europe. they are the cheapest to penetrate. grin

Lool.
Coogs I am hoping Terry will notch tonight for two reasons ...
FPL and he will be on par with Falcao in the league if the latter doesn't find the back of the net YET again
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SailorXY: 5:23pm On Mar 04, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


3 points is always a gargantuan task regardless of whether you concede first or last!
except against Nyashnal tho
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SailorXY: 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2015
afrodoc:
Omo those United fans with heart or BP problems would be wise not to watch the next few matches.....it could get really ugly.
are we that poor?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 6:50pm On Mar 04, 2015
The remaining fixtures r not scary at all ,we will scale through as we did in d first legs
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:48pm On Mar 04, 2015
no falcao in the line-up.
fellaini starts as the arrow head. in the hole.

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 7:53pm On Mar 04, 2015
I like the set up, cept for the presence of Evans.

I think that guy z playing cos he's a snr player
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:55pm On Mar 04, 2015
Leyqute:
I like the set up, cept for the presence of Evans.

I think that guy z playing cos he's a snr player

as long as LVG now realises jones is a liability, any set-up minus jones is fine by me. after his costly mistake in the corresponding fixture at old trafford, it's only fair he sits this one out.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 8:17pm On Mar 04, 2015
is Luke Shaw injured? he is not in d lineup
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
is Luke Shaw injured? he is not in d lineup

he's been sidelined!
young has forced his way back into the team. rafael is the one i miss the most. mata can't even get on the pitch. then every time falcao does something positive in a game, he gets benched in the next game.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by leggo: 8:29pm On Mar 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
is Luke Shaw injured? he is not in d lineup
shaw na Man Utd player? abi na mars you dey ni?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:14pm On Mar 04, 2015
rooney is useless!

one on one with goalie in box-6 and he couldn't even hit the target. i just wish this fat wankër catches ebola.

christ - another chance wasted!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by codedguy1(m): 9:15pm On Mar 04, 2015
Everytime we get the ball after a newcastle attempted attack instead of trying to counter we just slow the game down because we have possession.

This is annoying! As if players are not fit and want to take things easy so that they don't tire out and get subbed.

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