Few days ago, I got numerous mentions from my peeps complaining I barely create threads cos I'm now short of ideas but they are far from it.. Hahaha

Dudes let's get started

It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it
, only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling

Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs

5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not Romantic
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo

Guys feel free to add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/04/few-days-ago-i-got-numerous-mentions.html

10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

mizkeleke:
Y are u exposing us ni
Most of them are so true.....Lol

vizkiz:
10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

vizkiz:
10.She tells you "the movie is boring" nigga, be at alert she wants it anytime from now!

11. She starts sleeping...na lie! She want make you try touching her, if you call her name during this period she will not answer(even if she just slept 2secs ago)

12. She looses one of her buttons...you are a big fool if you don't make a move

13. She comes to your house with a skirt...nigga, even a prophet don't need to show you what will happen later does nights

14. She asks for the toilet...mehn, she don wet! she just wanna go keep calm indoor

15. She sits on the bed comfortable...forget about she not thinking anything isn't there any chair in your room?

16. You move close to her and she says please don't think about it...nigga she is just fonting, be a man and kiss those lips morafurcker!

17. If she keeps quiet in a scene where they were straffing or kissing..oboy, she don dey feel the shii down there

(please niggas, make sure you play romantic movies whenever a girl wants to visit you...throw all comdey, horror and gospel movies away! Infact break and burn them!!!!!!!!!)

Cutehector:
esp number nine

Dotwillis1:
Lolzzz dhiz tosyne.2much of a guy sha


One more thing.... They tell yhu they feeling sleepy and migrate from the chair to bed

Hahaha

Baba no mind me oooo

tosyne2much:
[i]

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

[size=15pt]ROTFL!!! [/size]

Guy you wan kill me with laughter abi?

whizqueen:
- she flings her legs open while sitting or laying on the bed,, who does that without a motive?

- she starts playing rough with you so that you both can get a little closer

- she calls your attention every time you try not to pay attention n focus on her...

What else, eeerrrmmm

Ehen continue

Brandnew2:
Lol!

A girl once told me I was boring. As an undergrad, I really didn't get it. She still open book dey teach me about female anatomy. guy still no take action. Na so the girl just leave me there o!.

She was a medical student by the way.


That was then sha!