kinglekan:

Cc:
tohpahz, falconey, ronald4lif, chiam55, tosyne2much, sandrahnaub, missclasssy, rokiatu, mizkeleke, sinaj, blebleswag, baebiehot, Darkangel86, daviyjones, Blackett, andystudentggrin


And Orijin101 and the rest of the gang.

Ipledge,fabdedon,kingtom, jacksparrow1207,prettythicksme (jacks boo), stephenqueen, alberto2k,2dice, etc..

And my beautiful NL sweethearts and crushes.

Twaci, Lala247, Sleekyshuga, Cutieberie1, Vickybee, lanicky, ggrin, gracile, midehi, mirexxx, Tandullceblog,
SubbieD, Judie7654, etc...


And my Lovely E-fiance
Beamborla.


Make all of Una kindly hit the Like and share ooo on the post on top!! I don count all of una ooo.

naijaboiy:

Orijin101:
likes don hungry broda mi lekan like mad!

Fulaboy:
This hot friday evening

How person fit read these all

Beamborla:
Someone wants to start cheating

Chiam55:
Wait..... so I'm not on the crush list hmmmm

kinglekan:
****Readers Discretion is Advised****
This thread is quite long but the contents are very real/true and would definitely make you smile. If you are too lazy to go through it. SMH 4 u.

*****Now Back To The Matter*****

I have seen lotta threads on ladies taking the bold step to woo a guy but wanted to put up something totally different. Yeah more like my personal experience.

Gat a couple sha, but lemme just give u one. Yes Oneeeee!!! Don't be stingy.

You know what this ain't an epistle so lemme get right into it.

*******The Tale Begins*******

Twas a cool evening and I had just got back from church after a wonderful evening service........Ehen!! Yeah I go to church. Y r u surprised

Yeeellzzz!! As I was saying jaweee. I was looking really charming that evening. Wore a purple/white stripe long sleeve shirt on a pencil jean, with a nice pair of chucks and my cologne furthermore reinstated my dashing appearance .

I decided to chill outside with a friend and we were so engrossed in our chit-chat that I didn't notice the pretty chick trying to get my attention.


Chick: Excuse me plz! (In a soft, calm voice. )

I turned around and saw dis dark skinned, Mercy Johnson like endowed bae, turned back to look at my buddy and was expecting him to say hi to "Nicki Minaj"

Instead buddy tapped me and said "Na u she dey call"


Chick: Excuse me plzz!! Can I have a minute with you.

I looked behind me wondering if there was someone else there, so as not to make a complete i.d.i.ot of myself.


Me: Okies (Still completely dazed and wondering what was really going on, considering the fact that I had always seen this chick around but our paths never crossed)

Chick: Ok, thanks for sparing me your time. Lemme introduce myself. My name is N**** . N**** means blah blah blah...

She went on and on to give me the full meaning of her names, while I stood there wondering in total shock where all this "About the Author" talk was heading to.


Chick: Can I get to meet you too.

Me: Errr!! Am Lekan (Hoping she wasn't expecting me to give her my autobiography too)

Chick: Ok, its nice meeting you Lekan **she stretches her hand for a handshake**

I have been noticing you for quite sometime now and actually I wanted to tell you about a business opportunity.

Me: (in my mind, I was like this is getting interesting. Kept my composure as I listened to her. )

Chick: I would like to invite you for a seminar holding on Monday at *****, Hope you would be able to make it?

Me: What kinda seminar is this? (All this GNLD pipu don gidi this fine babe, so I thought.)

Chick: *With a friendly smile* errr!! When you come you would find out. Would you be able to make it on Monday? So I can give you a call.

Me: Am not totally sure, I would have to check my schedule for Monday. (Seminar ko, Workshop niii...Mtcheeewww!!!! I couldn't but just feign interest considering her huge bosom and gigantesque backside. )


While our convo was going on, I just suddenly noticed so many eyes piecing through my skin. It felt more like "...chaii see wetin dis dude dey enjoy ooo". I could only but hope that this chat would come to an abrupt end pretty soon.


Chick: Ok, can I have your number. **streching her touch screen HTC device to me**

Me: **Types number on her phone and hand it back to her**

Chick: **Smiling sheepishly as though she just had a chat with Barrack Obama** Thank you for your time. Would give you a call.

**Friendly handshake & she walks away**



Fast-forward to 10pm same evening



*ring*, *ring*, *ring*, *ring*

Me:**Picks up the Phone** (Oh its N*****). Hellooooo

Chick: **Soft bedroom voice reply*** Hi Lekan, plzzzzz can u call me back

Me: **In my usual cool voice, which seems to sweep most ladies off their feet **

Ok N*****

**Dials her number**

Hi N***** , it was nice mtg u today

Chick: Nice mtg u too, plz I want to have my shower, can you call me back.

Me: (In my mind: Hiaannn!! u put otutumopo for mouth ni, Call back ko, Kola ni). Ok dear


And with that I ended the call and went straight to bed.

Several weeks after, well apparently you should have guessed right. She didn't call me for no seminar or workshop. Nwazzz, I got home quite late and decided to fuel my phone a little bit outside in one of the shops running a gen before going inside the house.

I had this funny feeling that someone was going to delay me and I got up, picked my phone and as I was about leaving the shop when N***** shows up.


Chick: Hi Lekan, Thank God I saw you. Plz I want to ask you something.

Me: **In a hurry to go in but trying to show interest** Ok am all ears.

Chick: Em em em!! See ehnn I gave some1 my phone to help me install bbm and the guy was just disturbing me for my E-mail password. But me ayam a very simple person and I just gave him the password.

Me: (In my mind: Ok, Now I was getting lost, is this babe tryna give me her attributes? Now that I know you are simple, can you hit d damn nail on the head)

Chick: So, so, sooo, my question is this can he do anything bad by having my E-mail password?

Me: **Trying to sound really nice and cool, though I wished I could just daze "SENSE" into her head**

Well if you didn't trust him in the first place you wouldn't have given him your phone. And apart from checking your mails or probably using the same password to see if he can access your other social network accounts, I don't really think there is any other thing he could do with it.

Chick: **Stuttering** em em em, is not like I don't trust him sha oo. But that boi ehnnn!! He is jobless ooo. He can do anything oooooo.

Me: (In my mind: O boi, na wa ooo. So all d phonetics wey dis babe bin dey blow gv me when we first had a chat na wash. But wait sef wetin consine me 4 dis mata wey she con dey table so naaa)

**Hoping the convo would just end and trying not to prolong it with much reply** Well am sure he wouldn't do anything bad.

Chick: I pray oooo!! Ehen there is another question I want to ask you.

Me: (In my mind: Wetin naaa!!! U nor dey tire!! Leg dey pain me ooo. Do I look like a search engine or an ifa priest niii). **forcing a smile**

Ok, go on.

Chick: Errrr **turning as tho she was tryna advertise her goody bag**
Ehen!! See my facebook does not open, what can cause it?

Me: (in my mind: Gosh so u just carry body like Amber Rose, con dull like *lips sealed*. And is this your idea of giving the green light cos its beginning to look like a faulty traffic light ooo.)

Well I really don't know. A number of things could cause it though.

Chick: Wait sef oo! **Using her hand to hold mine as she was talking**

Can that boy go and be checking my facebook.

Me: (In my mind: is this a joke or am I being punked). **Still acting like a total gentle man that I am**

He would only be able to do such if the password to your E-mail and the password to your facebook account are the same.

Chick: **With a very dramatic exclamation as though person die** Haaaaaaa!! Ehhhhhhh!!! That boy should not try rubbish ooo. I use my facebook for business only ooo.

Me: (In my mind: dumbfounded)

Chick: **Few seconds of silence as tho waiting for me to continue the chat** Well ok thank you shaaaa.

Me: Alright, Good Night. Ciao!!


And with that we ended the convo. I couldn't help but smile at her approach. She was definitely crushing on me but too bad she had a hot body with little brain to complement.

Or maybe I am wrong sha. It could be that it was probably the best she could come up with.

So ladies give the guys some credit when we try to woo you. Its not so easy coming up with the right line in the perfect rhythm.

Oyaaa!! Ladies drop your comments and your experience if you have ever tried to woo a crush.

Guys tell us if you have been toasted b4? or maybe the girl bin dey flash you disco light.


Cc: Farano, Ishilove, Lalasticala

kristen12:
Writing without making sense

kinglekan:


Nooo sweetie mii. I can't fit to cheat on you naaa.

stephenqueen:
Kinglekan but you dull urself sha, person carry food cum say make you chop you go carry troway

alberto2k:
ehmm.. Kinglekan abi Kinglemeji

Wehrey! Wetin this story teach me us now?

Babe dey give u ggrin light and u dey dull abi?
Infact u need slap from Sango, the type way dey reset dat ur smoke filled brain

tohpahz:


The girl is boring sha.. nd she cant lie..

ronald4lif:


Biko modify if you can by removing the original post, boring reading through as the post itself is too long. Thanks.